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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Officers responded to a 911 call only to learn that a man had called because his sister had taken his clothes out of the washing machine without his permission. ♫ We all know that crap is king / Give us dirty laundry ♫   (cleveland.com) divider line
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    More: Facepalm, Washing machine, Woman, Laundry, English-language films, The Second Woman, Telephone call, Richmond Heights, Ohio, residence Sept.  
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1326 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2022 at 6:05 AM (24 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 9:06:53 AM  
11 votes:
The man, 27, wanted to pursue charges against his sister for touching his laundry, but officers advised him that no crime had been committed.
They were both told to work out the matter as adults, since they were living together in their grandmother's house.

I know this Maytag me as a troll, and lead to a Whirlpool of rage, but Amana say it anyway:

If they were capable of working things out as adults, maybe they wouldn't be living with their grandmother?
 
Hawk the Hawk
2022-10-02 12:15:28 PM  
7 votes:
You aren't supposed to dial 911 in these instances.  You are supposed to call the clothes line.
 
Farking Clown Shoes [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 1:15:12 AM  
4 votes:
He just wanted to make sure she didn't get stuck.

He's seen those videos...
 
ArcadianRefugee
2022-10-02 6:12:39 AM  
3 votes:
Could've been worse.  Could've eaten his clam cakes.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 6:56:36 AM  
3 votes:
The man, 27, wanted to pursue charges against his sister for touching his laundry, but officers advised him that no crime had been committed.

They were both told to work out the matter as adults, since they were living together in their grandmother's house.

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Bslim [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 9:39:13 AM  
3 votes:

Madman drummers bummers: The man, 27, wanted to pursue charges against his sister for touching his laundry, but officers advised him that no crime had been committed.
They were both told to work out the matter as adults, since they were living together in their grandmother's house.

I know this Maytag me as a troll, and lead to a Whirlpool of rage, but Amana say it anyway:

If they were capable of working things out as adults, maybe they wouldn't be living with their grandmother?


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weirdneighbour
2022-10-02 6:34:47 AM  
1 vote:
See, now this guy they can shoot.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 7:29:15 AM  
1 vote:
Not worth shooting him over this but a pistol whipping wouldn't have been out of line.  GROW (whack) THE (whack) F*CK (whack)  UP (whack)!
 
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