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2022-10-01 7:55:36 PM  
shedd's spread or nothing!
 
2022-10-01 7:57:07 PM  
Definitely not Skimpy.
 
2022-10-01 7:58:15 PM  
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2022-10-01 8:01:37 PM  
Trader Joe's.  I like my peanut butter to be 100% peanuts. (and a dash of salt)
 
2022-10-01 8:02:28 PM  
Jif for the sake of this survey but actually I prefer Kroger Honey Creamy Roasted.
 
2022-10-01 8:02:33 PM  
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2022-10-01 8:04:49 PM  
I tend to prefer no sugar added peanut butter, so none of those. If I need sweet it gets the fruit spread.
 
2022-10-01 8:09:30 PM  
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2022-10-01 8:10:25 PM  
Aldi's creamy peanut spread.  Same as those 3 at half the cost.
 
2022-10-01 8:12:26 PM  
Choosy moms choose Jif.  Not my mom.  We had Skippy or store brand peanut butter.
 
2022-10-01 8:14:25 PM  
Store brand has the least sugar.  I like it savory, not sweet.  Just get the kind you like.
 
2022-10-01 8:38:35 PM  
Laura Scudder's.

Stir or eff on outta here.
 
2022-10-01 8:39:16 PM  
Jif or I ain't eatin it.
 
2022-10-01 8:53:39 PM  
Jif.

As a child I was forced to eat the worst kinds of stirring peanut butter and I'll never go back.
 
2022-10-01 8:56:59 PM  

Irving Maimway: Jif.

As a child I was forced to eat the worst kinds of stirring peanut butter and I'll never go back.


I use this setup, works great once you get the hang of it.
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2022-10-01 9:08:46 PM  
Vodka brand.
 
2022-10-01 9:15:57 PM  
Used to be Jif until the recent salmonella recall. We had just bought 4 jars from Costco when it was announced.

It's been Skippy since
 
2022-10-01 9:16:09 PM  

revrendjim: Irving Maimway: Jif.

As a child I was forced to eat the worst kinds of stirring peanut butter and I'll never go back.

I use this setup, works great once you get the hang of it.
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Oh.  I want that.  Adams is my brand.   Crunchy.  Use it for some Asian dishes, too.   And sometimes I just want a good PBJ and a glass of cold milk.
 
2022-10-01 9:31:31 PM  
Store brand, because they're all close enough that the the one that costs a dollar less tastes better because I saved a dollar.
 
2022-10-01 9:33:40 PM  

Joe USer: Trader Joe's.  I like my peanut butter to be 100% peanuts. (and a dash of salt)


This...

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... is perfect. It's also pretty cheap, compared to the other brands.
 
2022-10-01 9:40:13 PM  
Adam's mother f*ckers

Chunky
 
2022-10-01 9:40:49 PM  
Actually I like Richard's 0-salt myself
 
2022-10-01 9:41:18 PM  
*Crazy Richard's
 
2022-10-01 10:00:22 PM  
Whole Earth
(posh b.etc)
 
2022-10-01 10:17:36 PM  
Jif crunchy I only use creamy for baking.
 
2022-10-01 10:28:34 PM  
I get it from a place that has one of these:
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2022-10-01 10:36:02 PM  
You guys are gross.

SKIPPY OR DEAAATH!
 
2022-10-01 10:52:19 PM  
I have a stainless grinder for that stuff
 
2022-10-01 10:55:33 PM  

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2022-10-01 11:01:40 PM  
Whatever the store brand is.
I'm not paying for the name; I'm no jet-setter.
 
2022-10-01 11:05:12 PM  
Anyone remember Government peanut butter? In the 70's it came in cans, and the oil always separated, so there would be an inch or so of oil on the top, and the bottom was so thick it tore the bread. I don't recall it having any sugar (or salt for that matter). It was not good.
 
2022-10-01 11:14:31 PM  

Joe USer: Trader Joe's.  I like my peanut butter to be 100% peanuts. (and a dash of salt)


This. Got a local lady who makes some killer nut butters, too.

/Nut butters
 
2022-10-01 11:17:21 PM  

revrendjim: Irving Maimway: Jif.

As a child I was forced to eat the worst kinds of stirring peanut butter and I'll never go back.

I use this setup, works great once you get the hang of it.
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You could have saved Elvis with that contraption.
 
2022-10-01 11:26:07 PM  
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2022-10-01 11:33:15 PM  
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2022-10-01 11:34:39 PM  
Jif, but we pronounce it as a hard G as god intended.
 
2022-10-01 11:35:04 PM  

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2022-10-01 11:37:04 PM  
Store brand creamy that's only peanuts and salt, no sugar or other added stuff.

And I don't store it in the refrigerator either. Do peanuts and salt need to be refrigerated?
 
2022-10-01 11:37:26 PM  
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Fark it.  I'm in a hurry
 
2022-10-01 11:38:11 PM  

Moose out front: Store brand creamy that's only peanuts and salt, no sugar or other added stuff.

And I don't store it in the refrigerator either. Do peanuts and salt need to be refrigerated?


Peanut oil can go rancid.
 
2022-10-01 11:42:51 PM  

Trocadero: Moose out front: Store brand creamy that's only peanuts and salt, no sugar or other added stuff.

And I don't store it in the refrigerator either. Do peanuts and salt need to be refrigerated?

Peanut oil can go rancid.


True, but any oil can go rancid, right? I don't keep any oils in the refrigerator.

But I also use them up fairly often. I don't have any years old jars of peanut butter sitting around.
 
2022-10-01 11:45:51 PM  

Moose out front: Trocadero: Moose out front: Store brand creamy that's only peanuts and salt, no sugar or other added stuff.

And I don't store it in the refrigerator either. Do peanuts and salt need to be refrigerated?

Peanut oil can go rancid.

True, but any oil can go rancid, right? I don't keep any oils in the refrigerator.

But I also use them up fairly often. I don't have any years old jars of peanut butter sitting around.


The oils in bottles you keep in your pantry are processed so they don't go rancid. The natural oil that's in the peanut as is, and is emulsified when beat into peanut butter, that will go rancid, although not nearly as quickly as bacon grease or chicken schmaltz or whatever.
 
2022-10-01 11:49:50 PM  
It's pronounced gif!
 
2022-10-01 11:56:14 PM  
My group home got a bunch of commodity peanut butter.
Stuff tasted like it was made from the shell rather than the peanut inside.  Dreadful.
Not even the cookie dough treatment* could save it.

* make peanut butter cookies out of it.
 
2022-10-02 12:01:17 AM  
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2022-10-02 12:09:01 AM  
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2022-10-02 12:14:42 AM  

revrendjim: Irving Maimway: Jif.

As a child I was forced to eat the worst kinds of stirring peanut butter and I'll never go back.

I use this setup, works great once you get the hang of it.
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I had to stir 9 lb tubs at an old job. 4 minutes in the microwave and a paint mixer on a cordless drill did the trick. Then refrigerate and it won't separate.
 
2022-10-02 12:18:08 AM  
Smuckers all natural. And now I'm looking for peanut butter stirrers/mixers because I'm sick and tired of the oil sloshing out of the jar.
 
2022-10-02 12:33:49 AM  
Whatever is on sale.
 
2022-10-02 12:46:01 AM  

fmcgalaxie500: Jif for the sake of this survey but actually I prefer Kroger Honey Creamy Roasted.


Was going to say the Kroger brand is pretty solid
 
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