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6139 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Oct 2022 at 7:54 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-01 2:23:27 PM  
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2022-10-01 2:38:35 PM  
I'm assuming, the conditions at the DC jail are so harsh, they think a transfer to Gitmo would be an improvement. Probably think it's rum and beaches and plenty of sunshine, stupid gits.
 
2022-10-01 2:39:30 PM  
Approved by me.
 
2022-10-01 2:39:30 PM  
OK
 
2022-10-01 2:49:23 PM  
Load them on the plane exactly the same way the isis guys were. Blind folded and in shackles.
 
2022-10-01 2:54:34 PM  
Send them to help their buddies east of Lyman
 
2022-10-01 3:03:52 PM  
This has MTG's stink all over it
 
2022-10-01 3:13:54 PM  

Circusdog320: This has MTG's stink all over it


Send her there too.
 
2022-10-01 3:30:15 PM  
They are a bunch of idiots but if the conditions in the DC jail/prison are truly bad or substandard, they should be fixed.

I think the proper response to this either some type of evidence the prison conditions there are proper or call to fix them.
 
2022-10-01 3:32:49 PM  

gopher321: I'm assuming, the conditions at the DC jail are so harsh, they think a transfer to Gitmo would be an improvement. Probably think it's rum and beaches and plenty of sunshine, stupid gits.


Back in the days before GITMO became cool again with Farkers, there were only girlie boys on the beach. Besides the marines.
 
2022-10-01 3:36:06 PM  

mrshowrules: They are a bunch of idiots but if the conditions in the DC jail/prison are truly bad or substandard, they should be fixed.

I think the proper response to this either some type of evidence the prison conditions there are proper or call to fix them.


Looks like they have a decent pen


/bong rip
//I'll see myself out
///-itentiary
 
2022-10-01 3:52:38 PM  
Got my vote

/I'd be OK with the key getting lost too
 
2022-10-01 4:21:27 PM  

Circusdog320: This has MTG's stink all over it


Fellas, I don't want to create a stampede, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is now available.
- George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) September 29, 2022
 
2022-10-01 5:27:27 PM  
Objection:
The defendant deserves due process under the law, and may not be treated as an enemy combatant, as much as we'd all would like to see that happen, it's an illiberal desire.
 
2022-10-01 7:04:20 PM  
You are not a political prisoner. You are a simple criminal, that's all. But by all means, please continue to show the judge that you have no remorse and view the legal system as illegitimate. Judges love that.
 
2022-10-01 7:11:34 PM  
Send them
 
2022-10-01 7:56:16 PM  
It's called "stir-crazy".
 
2022-10-01 7:56:22 PM  
No. They're fine where they are.

They don't get to choose to go to Paradise Island.
 
2022-10-01 7:57:27 PM  
One of the most consistent themes in horror stories is that sometimes people get what they wish for.

/I'm okay with this
 
2022-10-01 7:57:50 PM  
I'm sure this stems from years of rightwing media blowhards claiming that the Moooslims in Guantanamo are being coddled and pampered.

Let them find out the truth for the themselves.
 
2022-10-01 7:58:11 PM  
Send them to an actual country that has rigged elections.  I hear they are nice.
 
2022-10-01 7:58:42 PM  
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2022-10-01 7:58:43 PM  
You're god damn right I approve!

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2022-10-01 7:58:47 PM  
Or....could we send them to the CIA blacksite in Poland for a little light waterboarding?
 
2022-10-01 7:59:17 PM  
Maybe there into foreign dudes and ready to explore.
 
2022-10-01 7:59:34 PM  

gopher321: I'm assuming, the conditions at the DC jail are so harsh, they think a transfer to Gitmo would be an improvement. Probably think it's rum and beaches and plenty of sunshine, stupid gits.


Well, enjoy the Hurricanes.
 
2022-10-01 7:59:57 PM  
I can't white put my finger on why they weren't sent there to begin with
 
2022-10-01 8:01:16 PM  
Sure....

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2022-10-01 8:02:20 PM  
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2022-10-01 8:02:29 PM  
The redneck version of "Letter From Birmingham Jail" .
I live with my mom. Do not recommend.
 
2022-10-01 8:03:15 PM  
Human pyramids are back baby. Woooooo
 
2022-10-01 8:03:38 PM  

Diamond Joe Biden: The redneck version of "Letter From Birmingham Jail" .
I live with my mom. Do not recommend.


What the hell? I wrote "zero out of ten"
Weird ass fark filter.
 
2022-10-01 8:05:39 PM  

Corn_Fed: Or....could we send them to the CIA blacksite in Poland for a little light waterboarding?


Along with ol' Sean Hannity, if memory serves he owes us all one.
 
2022-10-01 8:05:41 PM  
We know you learned the "I'm being treated so unfairly" trick from Trump, so we have no reason to ever take your echoed complaint seriously.
 
2022-10-01 8:08:00 PM  
Send the to gitmo.

Problem solved.
 
2022-10-01 8:08:34 PM  

gopher321: I'm assuming, the conditions at the DC jail are so harsh, they think a transfer to Gitmo would be an improvement. Probably think it's rum and beaches and plenty of sunshine, stupid gits.


Right on the money. I read the document and it was food, CRT, religion, no computers, yadda yadda yadda. Somehow thousands of other prisoners survive fine. It read like the usual narcissist "I am better than everyone else" bullshiat.

I did like this part. Them being called the names they use of everyone else is poetic justice right there. I dunno what "the hole" is.

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2022-10-01 8:09:19 PM  
Haven't most of them been formally charged and had several court appearances already?

Unless these guys are an exception, which I guess isn't impossible because the US government certainly has farked that up in the past pretty frequently, this wouldn't be "pre-trial" anything, yeah?  Being detained during court proceedings when you're both a flight risk and charged with a violent crime isn't unusual.
 
2022-10-01 8:09:34 PM  

mrshowrules: They are a bunch of idiots but if the conditions in the DC jail/prison are truly bad or substandard, they should be fixed.

I think the proper response to this either some type of evidence the prison conditions there are proper or call to fix them.


DC prisons are just fine.  It is run by team blue.  Not team red.
 
2022-10-01 8:09:54 PM  
They just hate being in jail with alot folks they probably don't, perhaps, naturally relate to -- alot of situations they're unfamiliar with....lol.

And somehow because they're white, someone is supposed to take that letter seriously.
 
2022-10-01 8:10:37 PM  
Wait what, theybare asking for a transfer to a location that the government spent a great deal of effort classifying as extraterritorial and not subject to any constitution or humanitarian standards.

These are not smart people.
 
2022-10-01 8:11:18 PM  
I'll only agree if they have waterboarding Wednesdays.
 
2022-10-01 8:11:18 PM  
So they haven't learned anything/gotten any smarter?
No surprise... I'm pretty sure that they were at the top of their game 1/6.

GITMO it is!
 
2022-10-01 8:11:37 PM  
Cockmeat sandwiches for all!
 
2022-10-01 8:12:01 PM  

saturn badger: gopher321: I'm assuming, the conditions at the DC jail are so harsh, they think a transfer to Gitmo would be an improvement. Probably think it's rum and beaches and plenty of sunshine, stupid gits.

Right on the money. I read the document and it was food, CRT, religion, no computers, yadda yadda yadda. Somehow thousands of other prisoners survive fine. It read like the usual narcissist "I am better than everyone else" bullshiat.

I did like this part. Them being called the names they use of everyone else is poetic justice right there. I dunno what "the hole" is.

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2022-10-01 8:12:38 PM  
I hearby demand that we do this.

Now, where's my hamberder?
 
2022-10-01 8:13:09 PM  

Jumbled: Cockmeat sandwiches for all!


Was waiting for that! Thank you! 😂
 
2022-10-01 8:13:24 PM  

saturn badger: gopher321: I'm assuming, the conditions at the DC jail are so harsh, they think a transfer to Gitmo would be an improvement. Probably think it's rum and beaches and plenty of sunshine, stupid gits.

Right on the money. I read the document and it was food, CRT, religion, no computers, yadda yadda yadda. Somehow thousands of other prisoners survive fine. It read like the usual narcissist "I am better than everyone else" bullshiat.

I did like this part. Them being called the names they use of everyone else is poetic justice right there. I dunno what "the hole" is.

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... I would put money against the DC jail having "the hole."
 
2022-10-01 8:13:50 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Haven't most of them been formally charged and had several court appearances already?

Unless these guys are an exception, which I guess isn't impossible because the US government certainly has farked that up in the past pretty frequently, this wouldn't be "pre-trial" anything, yeah?  Being detained during court proceedings when you're both a flight risk and charged with a violent crime isn't unusual.


Sure, if this was under trump, your concerns would be valid.  But Biden is in DC now.  The feds are on team blue.  Everything is perfectly fine.  This is all just some magats trying to stir the pot.  Don't fall for their obvious lies.

What we need to do is collectively beg Biden to grant their wish and gitmo them.  With nutraloaf and water rations.  And waterboarding for desert.  And a constant seranade of panama.
 
2022-10-01 8:14:02 PM  

mrshowrules: They are a bunch of idiots but if the conditions in the DC jail/prison are truly bad or substandard, they should be fixed.

I think the proper response to this either some type of evidence the prison conditions there are proper or call to fix them.


They should write the letters to the ones they voted for that voted against prison reform instead of the court. They knew and didn't care until they were guests. I'm going with an exaggerated view from them.
 
2022-10-01 8:14:20 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Circusdog320: This has MTG's stink all over it

Fellas, I don't want to create a stampede, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is now available.
- George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) September 29, 2022


How the hell did that not get greenlit!
 
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