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(Twitter)   Run to the boat, Carol Anne. Run as fast as you can Mommy is in the boat Mommy is waiting for you in the boat   (twitter.com) divider line
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2919 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Oct 2022 at 6:50 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-01 12:03:56 PM  
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2022-10-01 1:05:41 PM  
You know someone will.
 
2022-10-01 1:09:35 PM  
Whose boat is this boat?
 
2022-10-01 1:27:53 PM  
Now's my chance. Imma be a shrimp boat captain, Lt. Dan!
 
2022-10-01 1:52:42 PM  
I wanna touch the boat
 
2022-10-01 3:39:09 PM  
Robinson Crusoe snorts at you
 
2022-10-01 4:09:45 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Whose boat is this boat?


"That's ma boat".  - Ferris Bueller.
 
2022-10-01 4:25:55 PM  

Cake Hunter: I wanna touch the boat


Told Ya!
 
2022-10-01 5:00:54 PM  
Why the hell didn't all these shrimp boats have their nets stowed, they had plenty of warning
 
2022-10-01 5:35:12 PM  
Once again, I didn't want to until they told me not to.
 
2022-10-01 6:52:52 PM  
GET TO DA BOAT
 
2022-10-01 6:54:49 PM  

LewDux: GET TO DA SCHOONAH

 
2022-10-01 6:54:57 PM  
This boat... is clean.
 
2022-10-01 6:55:04 PM  
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2022-10-01 7:03:33 PM  

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2022-10-01 7:05:42 PM  
I want to rock da boat!
 
2022-10-01 7:09:31 PM  
Last I heard there were rumors of a little man inside but none of the men could find him.
 
2022-10-01 7:11:25 PM  
Whoever wrote that has to have known exactly what they were inciting.
 
2022-10-01 7:22:33 PM  
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2022-10-01 7:23:51 PM  

BlippityBleep: Whoever wrote that has to have known exactly what they were inciting.


...Well, Myrtle Beach cops.
 
2022-10-01 7:24:56 PM  
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2022-10-01 7:36:17 PM  

Cake Hunter: I wanna touch the boat


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2022-10-01 7:36:32 PM  
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2022-10-01 7:40:05 PM  
This beach.....is clean.
 
2022-10-01 7:48:03 PM  

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Boatsferatu?
 
2022-10-01 7:58:48 PM  
What the hell is dangerous about a beached trawler?  It's unlikely to roll under the weight of a few people even if they're all climbing up at the same time, especially with its keel in the sand.  Loose equipment on the deck will have settled or been knocked overboard.  If the hurricane didn't tear it apart it's unlikely a person's weight will.

Could you get hurt?  Well yes.  But "EXTREMELY DANGEROUS"?  What, are there explosive traps set or something?
 
2022-10-01 8:08:11 PM  
It's impossibly grounded.
Go fetch the dynamite, boy.
 
2022-10-01 8:08:11 PM  
But no one that leaves near the shore has EVER seen or touched a boat!
 
2022-10-01 8:14:47 PM  

Bslim: I want to rock da boat!


Don't, baby.  Don't tip the boat over.

Hues Corporation - Rock The Boat • TopPop
Youtube iKr9wZpjBqE
 
2022-10-01 8:28:05 PM  
On the other hand:

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2022-10-01 8:28:42 PM  
Can you at least get close enough to get a decent picture of the boat?
 
2022-10-01 9:22:12 PM  
The tweet about how to recruit volunteers was awesome.
 
2022-10-01 9:22:34 PM  
I had to look up the meaning of the title. From too long ago for my memory. Luckily, it was easy to find.
 
2022-10-01 9:29:11 PM  

leviosaurus: Can you at least get close enough to get a decent picture of the boat?


No, because it's EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

Goddammit, read TFA.
 
2022-10-01 9:31:11 PM  
Au contraire

Never Get Out of the Boat
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2022-10-01 9:39:27 PM  

Uzzah: Bslim: I want to rock da boat!

Don't, baby.  Don't tip the boat over.

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My prepubescent self thanks you for the earworm, and the nice summer shenanigans that go with it.
 
2022-10-01 9:50:22 PM  
Did it blow ashore after sailing from some hostile port and lingering at the international border for an extended period of time? Beware of glowing crew members.
 
2022-10-01 10:34:17 PM  

skybird659: You know someone will.


If that boat went out, despite all the warnings about the hurricane, it went out for ONE reason: a metric ton of cocaine.
 
2022-10-01 10:42:26 PM  
Never in my life have I wanted so badly to go near a boat.
 
2022-10-01 10:46:16 PM  

InfoFreako: Never in my life have I wanted so badly to go near a boat.


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2022-10-01 10:52:59 PM  
She went into the light 35 years ago at the age of 12.  Happy Saturday.
 
2022-10-01 10:53:28 PM  
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2022-10-01 10:57:31 PM  

sinner4ever: Last I heard there were rumors of a little man inside but none of the men could find him.


THERE IS NO "LITTLE MAN" INSIDE A WOMEN"S GENITALS!
Any more than your balls are refereed to as 'the girls'!
/some d-wad must have come up with that term.
//same d-wad that thinks women need a 'man' to make decisions for them.
///Find him. Castrate him. Shut him tfu!
 
2022-10-01 11:14:22 PM  
So, were the cops just goofing or what? Does anyone have a clue as to why they would put that tweet out and then, nothing?
 
2022-10-01 11:16:54 PM  

Bslim: I want to rock da boat!


Don't rock the boat baby
 
2022-10-02 12:18:09 AM  
I saw that message, so I went out and broached a truck.  I'm a dyslexic adventure-seeker.
 
2022-10-02 1:39:29 AM  
 
2022-10-02 1:43:59 AM  

capngroovy: CarnySaur: [Fark user image image 425x266]

Boatsferatu?


Misidentification.  That is Dracanoe.
 
2022-10-02 3:14:32 AM  

kermit the forg: Actual news article about boat running aground
https://www.wmbfnews.com/2022/10/01/theyve-got-big-problem-shrimp-boat-washes-ashore-myrtle-beach-during-hurricane-ian/


We're going to need a bigger bowl of cocktail sauce.
 
2022-10-02 4:13:56 AM  
FREE BOAT ---->
 
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