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5478 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Oct 2022 at 5:26 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-01 11:15:21 AM  
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2022-10-01 11:42:48 AM  
Thorough use of red, nice dripping effects, evokes blood splatter well...
10/10 - Magnificent!
 
2022-10-01 11:44:05 AM  
Good. Russians don't deserve consulates.
 
2022-10-01 11:47:14 AM  
'Vhot de feckski? At least putin yellow sicklez on eet to complete fleg!'
 
2022-10-01 12:03:25 PM  
Gee that's a shame. I hope all the people who could clean that off are really busy for the next couple of months.
 
2022-10-01 12:46:09 PM  
When you need the very best,,,
I strongly recommend that the Consulate purchase one, They are gonna need it.
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2022-10-01 1:27:12 PM  
When you hate your consulate job in NYC but are also aware that you meet conscription criteria if you were back in the homeland.
 
2022-10-01 1:54:24 PM  
All of you who are the Russians, you go to the house?

Do it again!
 
2022-10-01 3:45:45 PM  
I'm thinking they pissed someone off
 
2022-10-01 3:52:21 PM  
Good
 
2022-10-01 4:20:05 PM  
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2022-10-01 4:27:22 PM  
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2022-10-01 5:27:29 PM  
Fine people on both sides...
 
2022-10-01 5:30:06 PM  
You know what? Just leave it that way.  It'll be cheaper. Plus, everyone will use the place for a navigation point.   "If you got the the building that's covered in blood, you went too far. Come back two blocks and ask Reginald.  He's the guy sleeping in the burned out Toyota."
 
2022-10-01 5:31:54 PM  

Cake Hunter: All of you who are the Russians, you go to the house?

Do it again!


CENTURION: Now, write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
 
2022-10-01 5:32:21 PM  
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2022-10-01 5:32:41 PM  

mcsiegs: Fine people on both sides...


The people with the spray paint on one side, and the ones representing the country committing genocide on the other...

Tonight on Tucker Carlson, how both sides are really equally wrong (but it's NATO's fault, somehow), and how this is the fault of CRT, and the godless liberals' endless quest to destroy traditional values and America.
 
2022-10-01 5:32:51 PM  
Shame it's not pigs blood and feces.
 
2022-10-01 5:34:34 PM  
Good.

F*** those guys.
 
2022-10-01 5:35:29 PM  
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2022-10-01 5:37:46 PM  
ATM:  FSB seen shaking spray paint cans in suburban Moscow hardware stores.
 
2022-10-01 5:42:17 PM  
Russia isn't real, it's a CIA Qanon conspiracy that was initiated after Reagan took power.
 
2022-10-01 5:45:43 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: You know what? Just leave it that way.  It'll be cheaper. Plus, everyone will use the place for a navigation point.   "If you got the the building that's covered in blood, you went too far. Come back two blocks and ask Reginald.  He's the guy sleeping in the burned out Toyota."


upper east side does not have burned out Toyotas just saying
 
2022-10-01 5:46:02 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: ... If you got the the building that's covered in blood, you went too far.


When is that statement ever not true?
 
2022-10-01 5:49:04 PM  

snocone: When you need the very best,,,
I strongly recommend that the Consulate purchase one, They are gonna need it.
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High pressure

sales tactic...
 
2022-10-01 5:52:11 PM  

mongbiohazard: mcsiegs: Fine people on both sides...

The people with the spray paint on one side, and the ones representing the country committing genocide on the other...

Tonight on Tucker Carlson, how both sides are really equally wrong (but it's NATO's fault, somehow), and how this is the fault of CRT, and the godless liberals' endless quest to destroy traditional values and America.


Speaking of tuck

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2022-10-01 5:55:03 PM  

holyflurkingschnitt: Harry Freakstorm: You know what? Just leave it that way.  It'll be cheaper. Plus, everyone will use the place for a navigation point.   "If you got the the building that's covered in blood, you went too far. Come back two blocks and ask Reginald.  He's the guy sleeping in the burned out Toyota."

upper east side does not have burned out Toyotas just saying


yet.....yet....
 
2022-10-01 5:58:07 PM  
Obviously, security at the Russian consulate is not nearly as formidable as we thought.
 
2022-10-01 5:59:53 PM  

neongoats: Good. Russians don't deserve consulates.


Kinda hard to blame ALL russians for the actions of their government that they have no real control of.
 
2022-10-01 6:00:41 PM  

mcsiegs: Fine people on both sides...


fark off, tankie.
 
2022-10-01 6:01:26 PM  
Won't somebody think of the poor building's facade?!
 
2022-10-01 6:01:48 PM  
Good. Now do tfg** tower.
 
2022-10-01 6:03:06 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: holyflurkingschnitt: Harry Freakstorm: You know what? Just leave it that way.  It'll be cheaper. Plus, everyone will use the place for a navigation point.   "If you got the the building that's covered in blood, you went too far. Come back two blocks and ask Reginald.  He's the guy sleeping in the burned out Toyota."

upper east side does not have burned out Toyotas just saying

yet.....yet....


Sounds like a good place to go a movin on up, to the east side.
 
2022-10-01 6:03:42 PM  

snocone: When you need the very best,,,
I strongly recommend that the Consulate purchase one, They are gonna need it.
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I remember an art/vandalism project a while ago where a van had an array of paintball guns setup so they could pull up to a builing, slide open the door and blast an image and drive off in seconds.

Or maybe I dreamt that.  Not sure.

In anycase, that should be used more.  This could just be a halloween display.
 
2022-10-01 6:04:47 PM  

ChimpMitten: snocone: When you need the very best,,,
I strongly recommend that the Consulate purchase one, They are gonna need it.
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I remember an art/vandalism project a while ago where a van had an array of paintball guns setup so they could pull up to a builing, slide open the door and blast an image and drive off in seconds.

Or maybe I dreamt that.  Not sure.

In anycase, that should be used more.  This could just be a halloween display.


shiat, I forgot it was October. That doesn't bode well for my plans to coat the consulate in cobwebs and sheets
 
2022-10-01 6:04:59 PM  
The Monks - Don't Want No Reds
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2022-10-01 6:05:07 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Obviously, security at the Russian consulate is not nearly as formidable as we thought.


I'm hearing it will only take a few days to clean up, two weeks at most.
 
2022-10-01 6:07:11 PM  
Hit it again!
 
2022-10-01 6:09:32 PM  

jst3p: neongoats: Good. Russians don't deserve consulates.

Kinda hard to blame ALL russians for the actions of their government that they have no real control of.


considering 99% of all russians voted for Putin, hard to claim the "not all russians" defense.

/s?
 
2022-10-01 6:11:05 PM  
Is paintball paint permanent? AFAF...

Is there anyway to fill the balls with permanent paint? Because it would be terrible if someone got a paintball gun and used it to get to those hard-to-reach places. Absolutely terrible. They'd have a make a lot of effort cleaning the paint off if someone did that, I'm guessing.
 
2022-10-01 6:11:28 PM  
New level soon to be included in the game?

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2022-10-01 6:12:44 PM  

holyflurkingschnitt: Harry Freakstorm: You know what? Just leave it that way.  It'll be cheaper. Plus, everyone will use the place for a navigation point.   "If you got the the building that's covered in blood, you went too far. Come back two blocks and ask Reginald.  He's the guy sleeping in the burned out Toyota."

upper east side does not have burned out Toyotas just saying


FINE BURNED OUT LEXUS

/ IT'S THE SAME PICTURE
 
2022-10-01 6:14:09 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Obviously, security at the Russian consulate is not nearly as formidable as we thought.


They are all back home scraping the rust off of their new Kalashnikovs and shopping for tampons.
 
2022-10-01 6:15:30 PM  

Hyjamon: jst3p: neongoats: Good. Russians don't deserve consulates.

Kinda hard to blame ALL russians for the actions of their government that they have no real control of.

considering 99% of all russians voted for Putin, hard to claim the "not all russians" defense.

/s?


Well played.
 
2022-10-01 6:19:07 PM  

Iczer: New level soon to be included in the game?

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That cat looks remarkably calm for having just been blasted with high pressure water.
 
2022-10-01 6:19:58 PM  
Also, why is the van still dirty?
 
2022-10-01 6:20:05 PM  

neongoats: Good. Russians don't deserve consulates.


The UN is headquartered in NYC. Every country needs a consulate in NYC.
 
2022-10-01 6:21:29 PM  

mcsiegs: Fine people on both sides...


As far as I can see there's only fine people on one side, and they're the ones holding the paint sprayer.
 
2022-10-01 6:23:12 PM  
Now do Fox News and Mar a Lago.

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2022-10-01 6:24:39 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: mcsiegs: Fine people on both sides...

fark off, tankie.


That account has been actively slurping fascist testicles since they first logged into Fark.  Even if "Tankie" had any relevant meaning outside of the context of supporters of the communist party of the 1950's and 60's, it wouldn't be applicable in this case.
 
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