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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: Both UFC and Bellator today. UFC Vegas 61, MacKenzie Dern vs Xiaonan Yan. Prelims at 4 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+ Then Bellator 286, Patricio Pitbull vs Adam Borics. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line
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2022-10-01 9:24:37 PM  
"Maaaaaaaybe shouldn't have engaged on the ground and stood back up when you had the chance?" -likely Urijah advice
 
2022-10-01 9:26:39 PM  
Yan's hands are slower now, wonder how much R2 took from her
 
2022-10-01 9:27:58 PM  
That right front kick is money.
 
2022-10-01 9:29:33 PM  
10-9 Yan  28-28
 
2022-10-01 9:29:58 PM  
That punch by Yan absolutely changed the course of this round. Dern didn't get back until the very end there
 
2022-10-01 9:34:54 PM  
Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............
 
2022-10-01 9:35:46 PM  
10-9 Yan 38-37 Yan
 
2022-10-01 9:36:14 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............


Yeah but her BJJ is really good and lots of fun to watch
 
2022-10-01 9:36:19 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............


Boobs
 
2022-10-01 9:36:49 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............

Yeah but her BJJ is really good and lots of fun to watch


True!  And for a couple reasons, too!
 
2022-10-01 9:37:58 PM  
Well, Dern on top at the beginning of this is not a good sign for Yan
 
2022-10-01 9:38:38 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............


Yan has improved her grappling astronomically too though.

It wasn't that long ago she totally got embarrassed by Carla Esparza on the ground
 
2022-10-01 9:40:40 PM  
Dern needs to pick it up even if it means having to transition more
 
2022-10-01 9:42:36 PM  
Wow! Yan deserved every bit of that win!
 
2022-10-01 9:43:10 PM  
Last round also 10-8 in my book
 
2022-10-01 9:43:35 PM  
I think Dern would have had a10-8 there if Yan hadn't escaped at the end
 
2022-10-01 9:43:47 PM  
10-8 Dern  47-46 Dern.

I doubt the judges gave 10-8s though, so likely Yan wins
 
2022-10-01 9:44:03 PM  
Anyone else watching on BT with the leprechaun with a speech impediment ad for...something gambley?
 
2022-10-01 9:45:21 PM  
Good call.
 
2022-10-01 9:45:28 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-8 Dern  47-46 Dern.

I doubt the judges gave 10-8s though, so likely Yan wins


One must've given a 10-8
 
2022-10-01 9:46:05 PM  
My bonus predictions

FOTN:  Dern vs Yan
POTN:  Santos  Yusuff
Ugly Tattoo of the Night:  Davis
Mustache of the Night:  Costa
Hat of the Night: Allen
 
2022-10-01 9:47:50 PM  
Looks like I have time to walk the dog before the Bellator main card starts
 
2022-10-01 9:49:38 PM  
A knockdown in 3 seconds of the first round in Burger King.  I don't see this one lasting long.
 
2022-10-01 9:50:40 PM  
So yeah, 3 knockdowns complete with 10 count with 1:00 left in the first.  That was brutal.
 
2022-10-01 9:56:31 PM  
Take care & be well.
Goodnight folks.
 
2022-10-01 9:58:15 PM  
So Zuckerberg didn't even have a metaverse event or any camera time. He really did just pay to have the event closed off to have a private viewing with his friends.

What a creepy human being. Why couldn't he just attend the event like a normal person and be around other people? Famous people attend sporting events all the time.
 
2022-10-01 10:01:37 PM  

wesmon: So Zuckerberg didn't even have a metaverse event or any camera time. He really did just pay to have the event closed off to have a private viewing with his friends.

What a creepy human being. Why couldn't he just attend the event like a normal person and be around other people? Famous people attend sporting events all the time.


Biologicals are "icky" to it?
 
2022-10-01 10:02:14 PM  
OK, walked the dog and have Bellator and BKFC up
 
2022-10-01 10:03:03 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: So Zuckerberg didn't even have a metaverse event or any camera time. He really did just pay to have the event closed off to have a private viewing with his friends.

What a creepy human being. Why couldn't he just attend the event like a normal person and be around other people? Famous people attend sporting events all the time.

Biologicals are "icky" to it?


It really makes the UFC look like amateurs too.

No other major sport would agree to crap like that.
 
2022-10-01 10:04:37 PM  
Steroid boy is gassed, and eating shots now
 
2022-10-01 10:06:48 PM  
lip is split through.  not quite Lawler split, but could get worse
 
2022-10-01 10:10:00 PM  
he's done
 
2022-10-01 10:11:04 PM  
Muscle Guy just got beat down in BKFC.
 
2022-10-01 10:11:28 PM  
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2022-10-01 10:12:17 PM  
Dude can't even stand on  his own power.  He's concussed.
 
2022-10-01 10:14:55 PM  
and just in time for the first bellator fight
 
2022-10-01 10:17:52 PM  
Archuleta dominating so far
 
2022-10-01 10:21:12 PM  
Uhhhh...soccer kick to face of downed opponent?
 
2022-10-01 10:21:39 PM  
whoa...   illegal head kick that may or may not have landed


10-9 Archuleta

Barzola got back in the fight late
 
2022-10-01 10:21:48 PM  
Good eyes on the ref on that kick.
 
2022-10-01 10:22:09 PM  
It was legal because he blocked it?!?
 
2022-10-01 10:23:14 PM  

Farkin' Uke: It was legal because he blocked it?!?


Yep.  Didn't land on an illegal area
 
2022-10-01 10:25:43 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: It was legal because he blocked it?!?

Yep.  Didn't land on an illegal area


Soo...you can elbow to the back of the head if they have their hand there?  Or kick to the nuts if their hand is between their balls and your foot?
 
2022-10-01 10:27:52 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: It was legal because he blocked it?!?

Yep.  Didn't land on an illegal area

Soo...you can elbow to the back of the head if they have their hand there?  Or kick to the nuts if their hand is between their balls and your foot?


In the first instance, if the hand is on the head and it transfers the enegy, probably not.  But if it intecepts the strike and prevents impact to the back of the head, probably legal.
 
2022-10-01 10:28:13 PM  
20-18 Archuleta
 
2022-10-01 10:30:24 PM  
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2022-10-01 10:31:50 PM  
What the flying fark is with all the screaming?  Sounds like a bus load of 8 year old girls screaming at Justin Bieber.  Combine that with Ranello's constant yelling it's awful.
 
2022-10-01 10:32:33 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: It was legal because he blocked it?!?

Yep.  Didn't land on an illegal area

Soo...you can elbow to the back of the head if they have their hand there?  Or kick to the nuts if their hand is between their balls and your foot?

In the first instance, if the hand is on the head and it transfers the enegy, probably not.  But if it intecepts the strike and prevents impact to the back of the head, probably legal.


Yeah, I'm sure all MMA refs are schooled up on the finer points of elastic vs inelastic collisions... 😛
 
2022-10-01 10:40:48 PM  

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CONSHPIRASEEEE  !
 
2022-10-01 10:43:14 PM  
ok, so , um aaron pico is gay?

sweet.
 
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