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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: Both UFC and Bellator today. UFC Vegas 61, MacKenzie Dern vs Xiaonan Yan. Prelims at 4 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+ Then Bellator 286, Patricio Pitbull vs Adam Borics. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line
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2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:17:54 PM  
Control time.  Total damage?  Slight.
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 6:18:59 PM  

wesmon: It seems like it would be impossible to choke out Latifi with that neck


LOL, I think I just heard Oleinik's corner say something about "the neck"
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:19:06 PM  
These boys are S


L


O


W
 
wesmon
2022-10-01 6:21:22 PM  

2wolves: Control time.  Total damage?  Slight.


Yeah, Latifi is looking old and slow on the feet too.
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:21:43 PM  
nice takedown
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:23:15 PM  
10-9 Latifi   20-18
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:29:25 PM  
10-9 Latifi  30-27
 
dr_blasto [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-01 6:29:53 PM  

2wolves: Control time.  Total damage?  Slight.


Walruses humping
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:30:32 PM  
Latifi took all three rounds.
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 6:30:55 PM  
Two very large, very scary men...that I am very much NOT looking forward to ever seeing again (like in more than a year probably anyhow)
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:33:50 PM  
Ilir sounds like he wants to retire.

/then he can bulk up a little and not have to be so skinny
 
dr_blasto [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-01 6:34:15 PM  
Aww, this motherfarker went in to the cage with a farking staph infection? Good farking god that's terrible and Oeilnik should be absolutely pissed.
 
wesmon
2022-10-01 6:36:30 PM  
Anybody spotted zuckerberg?
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:36:53 PM  
Sexi Mexi vs Willycat

those are some bad nicknames
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 6:37:13 PM  

dr_blasto: Aww, this motherfarker went in to the cage with a farking staph infection? Good farking god that's terrible and Oeilnik should be absolutely pissed.


Is that...legal?  Don't doctors check them for that shiat?

I was eating, not paying much attention
 
dr_blasto [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-01 6:37:34 PM  

wesmon: Anybody spotted zuckerberg?


No, but he's probably wearing someone else's skin to be incognito
 
dr_blasto [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-01 6:38:17 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Aww, this motherfarker went in to the cage with a farking staph infection? Good farking god that's terrible and Oeilnik should be absolutely pissed.

Is that...legal?  Don't doctors check them for that shiat?

I was eating, not paying much attention


It sure as fark shouldn't be
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:39:35 PM  
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psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:42:58 PM  
Santos appears to have a glass jaw
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:45:51 PM  
10-9 Castaneda  close to 10-8
 
wesmon
2022-10-01 6:46:25 PM  
Lol Cruz giving Keith Peterson credit for not stopping the fight, but he wouldn't say his name
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:48:11 PM  
NUTSHOT #1
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:51:35 PM  
SPINNING BACKFIST
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 6:51:50 PM  
Yeah, what was he looking at the ref for? Cost him ANOTHER KNEE
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 6:52:44 PM  
DEAD
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 6:53:58 PM  
"Apologies for the interruption to our program with Latifi-Oleinik: Back to the bangers!"
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:06:07 PM  
Santos KO  https://twitter.com/ChillemThreebo/status/1576346424631255041
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:06:56 PM  

wesmon: Anybody spotted zuckerberg?


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psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:08:10 PM  
Bellator prelims are live
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:09:26 PM  

psychicdeath99: Bellator prelims are live


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psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:09:57 PM  
caught up after walking the dog
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:12:18 PM  
New leader for Ugly Tattoo of the Night

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2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:12:52 PM  
Beast-Boy.  When does he turn green?
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:16:11 PM  

2wolves: Beast-Boy.  When does he turn green?


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psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:17:32 PM  
10-8 Davis
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:20:14 PM  
First bellator fight ends on a broken leg

https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/1576350185575391232
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:22:31 PM  
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OUCH OUCH OUCH
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:23:58 PM  
10-9 Davis  20-17
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:27:14 PM  
that eye is farked
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:28:46 PM  

psychicdeath99: First bellator fight ends on a broken leg

https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/1576350185575391232


Fibula failure.
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 7:29:15 PM  

psychicdeath99: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


OUCH OUCH OUCH


NOPE!
Not watching that today with my ankle singing during a straight three days of rain...
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:30:36 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


OUCH OUCH OUCH

NOPE!
Not watching that today with my ankle singing during a straight three days of rain...


My knees talk to me when thunder storms come in.
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:30:38 PM  
10-9 Davis   30-26, although round two was close
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 7:32:34 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


OUCH OUCH OUCH

NOPE!
Not watching that today with my ankle singing during a straight three days of rain...

My knees talk to me when thunder storms come in.


Back in my dancing days, my one knee could play "Shave and a Haircut!" and the other could respond "2 bits!"


Why have we never seen a knee like that result in "fark!  Charlie horse!  Charlie horse!  Charlie horse!"
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:40:13 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Back in my dancing days


Ballroom or "twitch & hop"?
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 7:40:44 PM  
I've got sound on both Bellator and UFC, so I swore I heard Olivi say, "Poor people in Ecuador...like ewww!" and I nearly did a spit take before realizing she said, "Poor people in Ecuador wanna be like you..."
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-01 7:44:04 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: Back in my dancing days

Ballroom or "twitch & hop"?


Ukrainian Folk Dance but I've taken ballroom dance classes and our brave gals in our group LOVED to try Swing stunts!

"C'me're! I saw this thing on TV!" was heard often between dance partners
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:46:06 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: Farkin' Uke: Back in my dancing days

Ballroom or "twitch & hop"?

Ukrainian Folk Dance but I've taken ballroom dance classes and our brave gals in our group LOVED to try Swing stunts!

"C'me're! I saw this thing on TV!" was heard often between dance partners


Swing is about as much fun you can have with clothing on.
 
robertus [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:47:13 PM  
wait this guy is fighting out of bladensburg maryland?
 
psychicdeath99 [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-01 7:47:56 PM  
Kimura watched the leg replay

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