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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: Both UFC and Bellator today. UFC Vegas 61, MacKenzie Dern vs Xiaonan Yan. Prelims at 4 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+ Then Bellator 286, Patricio Pitbull vs Adam Borics. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line
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2022-10-01 10:29:04 AM  
It's a fairly early starty for UFC.

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The Bellator prelims start at 7 PM ET, the same time as the UFC main card.

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They'll be streaming on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37qtWHl34Po

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The main card is at 10 PM ET on Showtime.

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2022-10-01 10:34:19 AM  
There's also BKFC bare knuckle boxing.  Most are unfamiliar, but the co-main has Ben Rothwell making his BKFC debut after getting released by the UFC.

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Prelims start at 8 PM ET, streaming here:  https://www.fite.tv/watch/bkfc-30-monroe-prelims/2pbwj/
They will probably also be on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/BareKnuckleFightingChampionship

Main card is at 9 PM ET on FITE TV
 
2022-10-01 11:49:25 AM  
That is a big bunch of bouts for one Saturday.  I'd bet the over/under match cancellation is 3.
 
2022-10-01 4:02:28 PM  
prelims are live
 
2022-10-01 4:03:48 PM  
Match timing filler is on.
 
2022-10-01 4:15:34 PM  
Good afternoon, fellas, hail FFFFU and so forth...

I'm miserable from the rain pain all weekend and a head cold. Still no walkouts, right?
 
2022-10-01 4:16:37 PM  
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2022-10-01 4:18:35 PM  
Starting right out with a contender for Mustache of the Night

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Plus the other for Ugly Tattoo of the Night

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2022-10-01 4:21:57 PM  
wow...  nice work from Guido
 
2022-10-01 4:22:40 PM  
That was a quicky.
 
2022-10-01 4:23:27 PM  
Not even any hooks
 
2022-10-01 4:25:20 PM  
No hooks in seems weird. Maybe Costa got hurt somehow because it sure looked like he could have escaped that.
 
2022-10-01 4:27:10 PM  
 
2022-10-01 4:36:13 PM  
OOOOOOoooooooooohhh.... Megan in leather pants....
 
2022-10-01 4:42:41 PM  

2wolves: That is a big bunch of bouts for one Saturday.  I'd bet the over/under match cancellation is 3.


Looks like they lost the Penne vs Ricci fight

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2022-10-01 4:44:51 PM  
Chandler looks like a lightweight
 
2022-10-01 4:44:54 PM  
Tossing her around.
 
2022-10-01 4:45:13 PM  
My picks suck so far

Chandler beat the crud out of her
 
2022-10-01 4:45:45 PM  
Damn!  That was a rag doll asswhoopin!
 
2022-10-01 4:46:35 PM  
Egg between her eyebrows.
 
2022-10-01 4:49:23 PM  
I'll rush right out and buy those UFC NFTs!  I'm certain they will rise in value and not at all become worthless.
 
2022-10-01 4:52:00 PM  
 
2022-10-01 4:53:04 PM  
I forgot about that Karolina fight. That was some graphic violence
 
2022-10-01 4:59:02 PM  
That's actually a pretty good bellator main card.
 
2022-10-01 5:03:13 PM  
Looks like a prelim dropped from Bellator.  Main card still intact.

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2022-10-01 5:04:09 PM  
Man bun?  No, just no,
 
2022-10-01 5:05:52 PM  
I went with Allen for his jiu jitsu, but we'll see
 
2022-10-01 5:09:56 PM  
In that tight you use elbows.
 
2022-10-01 5:09:58 PM  
That was slick
 
2022-10-01 5:11:34 PM  
TAP TAP TAP
 
2022-10-01 5:12:26 PM  
As was that!  Good win for Allen
 
2022-10-01 5:13:36 PM  
Leader for Hat of the Night

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2022-10-01 5:18:05 PM  
 
2022-10-01 5:32:35 PM  

psychicdeath99: Leader for Hat of the Night

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I wonder what animal that is
 
2022-10-01 5:36:14 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: Leader for Hat of the Night

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I wonder what animal that is


Spots say bobcat along with how the pelt lays, but it could be faux fur with the markings put on by machine.
 
2022-10-01 5:42:56 PM  
Silva took the round back late, 10-9
 
2022-10-01 5:46:54 PM  
HE DEAD
 
2022-10-01 5:48:29 PM  
Took care of business.
 
2022-10-01 5:48:49 PM  
"No, I need your head HERE for the flying knee"
 
2022-10-01 5:49:29 PM  
But another quick ish end means more jibba jabba
 
2022-10-01 5:50:42 PM  
Love it so far.  These 'underwhelming on paper' cards usually have bangers.
 
2022-10-01 5:52:15 PM  
 
2022-10-01 5:54:38 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Love it so far.  These 'underwhelming on paper' cards usually have bangers.


This is why I usually prefer Bellator.  (and ALWAYS ONE Champ)  Both have less WWE-type hype and blathering and backstory.  Just show me the effin' fights.
 
2022-10-01 5:56:44 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Love it so far.  These 'underwhelming on paper' cards usually have bangers.


The consistency of the cards has gotten much better over the years. It seems like there's only a few bad events a year now and a lot more good ones compared to 10 years ago.
 
2022-10-01 6:00:55 PM  
Latifi is looking huge

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2022-10-01 6:02:41 PM  
/obligatory

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2022-10-01 6:04:08 PM  

2wolves: That is a big bunch of bouts for one Saturday.  I'd bet the over/under match cancellation is 3.


Grishin/Lins is scratched.  That's 3 between UFC and Bellator so far,
 
2022-10-01 6:12:24 PM  
I think Latifi is as wide as he is tall
 
2022-10-01 6:13:16 PM  
It seems like it would be impossible to choke out Latifi with that neck
 
2022-10-01 6:16:54 PM  
10-9 Latifi
 
2022-10-01 6:17:54 PM  
Control time.  Total damage?  Slight.
 
2022-10-01 6:18:59 PM  

wesmon: It seems like it would be impossible to choke out Latifi with that neck


LOL, I think I just heard Oleinik's corner say something about "the neck"
 
2022-10-01 6:19:06 PM  
These boys are S


L


O


W
 
2022-10-01 6:21:22 PM  

2wolves: Control time.  Total damage?  Slight.


Yeah, Latifi is looking old and slow on the feet too.
 
2022-10-01 6:21:43 PM  
nice takedown
 
2022-10-01 6:23:15 PM  
10-9 Latifi   20-18
 
2022-10-01 6:29:25 PM  
10-9 Latifi  30-27
 
2022-10-01 6:29:53 PM  

2wolves: Control time.  Total damage?  Slight.


Walruses humping
 
2022-10-01 6:30:32 PM  
Latifi took all three rounds.
 
2022-10-01 6:30:55 PM  
Two very large, very scary men...that I am very much NOT looking forward to ever seeing again (like in more than a year probably anyhow)
 
2022-10-01 6:33:50 PM  
Ilir sounds like he wants to retire.

/then he can bulk up a little and not have to be so skinny
 
2022-10-01 6:34:15 PM  
Aww, this motherfarker went in to the cage with a farking staph infection? Good farking god that's terrible and Oeilnik should be absolutely pissed.
 
2022-10-01 6:36:30 PM  
Anybody spotted zuckerberg?
 
2022-10-01 6:36:53 PM  
Sexi Mexi vs Willycat

those are some bad nicknames
 
2022-10-01 6:37:13 PM  

dr_blasto: Aww, this motherfarker went in to the cage with a farking staph infection? Good farking god that's terrible and Oeilnik should be absolutely pissed.


Is that...legal?  Don't doctors check them for that shiat?

I was eating, not paying much attention
 
2022-10-01 6:37:34 PM  

wesmon: Anybody spotted zuckerberg?


No, but he's probably wearing someone else's skin to be incognito
 
2022-10-01 6:38:17 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Aww, this motherfarker went in to the cage with a farking staph infection? Good farking god that's terrible and Oeilnik should be absolutely pissed.

Is that...legal?  Don't doctors check them for that shiat?

I was eating, not paying much attention


It sure as fark shouldn't be
 
2022-10-01 6:39:35 PM  
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2022-10-01 6:42:58 PM  
Santos appears to have a glass jaw
 
2022-10-01 6:45:51 PM  
10-9 Castaneda  close to 10-8
 
2022-10-01 6:46:25 PM  
Lol Cruz giving Keith Peterson credit for not stopping the fight, but he wouldn't say his name
 
2022-10-01 6:48:11 PM  
NUTSHOT #1
 
2022-10-01 6:51:35 PM  
SPINNING BACKFIST
 
2022-10-01 6:51:50 PM  
Yeah, what was he looking at the ref for? Cost him ANOTHER KNEE
 
2022-10-01 6:52:44 PM  
DEAD
 
2022-10-01 6:53:58 PM  
"Apologies for the interruption to our program with Latifi-Oleinik: Back to the bangers!"
 
2022-10-01 7:06:07 PM  
 
2022-10-01 7:06:56 PM  

wesmon: Anybody spotted zuckerberg?


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2022-10-01 7:08:10 PM  
Bellator prelims are live
 
2022-10-01 7:09:26 PM  

psychicdeath99: Bellator prelims are live


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2022-10-01 7:09:57 PM  
caught up after walking the dog
 
2022-10-01 7:12:18 PM  
New leader for Ugly Tattoo of the Night

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2022-10-01 7:12:52 PM  
Beast-Boy.  When does he turn green?
 
2022-10-01 7:16:11 PM  

2wolves: Beast-Boy.  When does he turn green?


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2022-10-01 7:17:32 PM  
10-8 Davis
 
2022-10-01 7:20:14 PM  
First bellator fight ends on a broken leg

https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/1576350185575391232
 
2022-10-01 7:22:31 PM  
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OUCH OUCH OUCH
 
2022-10-01 7:23:58 PM  
10-9 Davis  20-17
 
2022-10-01 7:27:14 PM  
that eye is farked
 
2022-10-01 7:28:46 PM  

psychicdeath99: First bellator fight ends on a broken leg

https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/1576350185575391232


Fibula failure.
 
2022-10-01 7:29:15 PM  

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OUCH OUCH OUCH


NOPE!
Not watching that today with my ankle singing during a straight three days of rain...
 
2022-10-01 7:30:36 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


OUCH OUCH OUCH

NOPE!
Not watching that today with my ankle singing during a straight three days of rain...


My knees talk to me when thunder storms come in.
 
2022-10-01 7:30:38 PM  
10-9 Davis   30-26, although round two was close
 
2022-10-01 7:32:34 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x478]


OUCH OUCH OUCH

NOPE!
Not watching that today with my ankle singing during a straight three days of rain...

My knees talk to me when thunder storms come in.


Back in my dancing days, my one knee could play "Shave and a Haircut!" and the other could respond "2 bits!"


Why have we never seen a knee like that result in "fark!  Charlie horse!  Charlie horse!  Charlie horse!"
 
2022-10-01 7:40:13 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Back in my dancing days


Ballroom or "twitch & hop"?
 
2022-10-01 7:40:44 PM  
I've got sound on both Bellator and UFC, so I swore I heard Olivi say, "Poor people in Ecuador...like ewww!" and I nearly did a spit take before realizing she said, "Poor people in Ecuador wanna be like you..."
 
2022-10-01 7:44:04 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: Back in my dancing days

Ballroom or "twitch & hop"?


Ukrainian Folk Dance but I've taken ballroom dance classes and our brave gals in our group LOVED to try Swing stunts!

"C'me're! I saw this thing on TV!" was heard often between dance partners
 
2022-10-01 7:46:06 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: Farkin' Uke: Back in my dancing days

Ballroom or "twitch & hop"?

Ukrainian Folk Dance but I've taken ballroom dance classes and our brave gals in our group LOVED to try Swing stunts!

"C'me're! I saw this thing on TV!" was heard often between dance partners


Swing is about as much fun you can have with clothing on.
 
2022-10-01 7:47:13 PM  
wait this guy is fighting out of bladensburg maryland?
 
2022-10-01 7:47:56 PM  
Kimura watched the leg replay

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2022-10-01 7:48:17 PM  
That was fast
 
2022-10-01 7:48:44 PM  
memo to self: do not fark around in bladensburg maryland
 
2022-10-01 7:48:50 PM  
Quick and clean.
 
2022-10-01 7:49:11 PM  
30 second ASS WHOOPIN!!!
 
2022-10-01 7:49:50 PM  
I think that choke put him to sleep for a second
 
2022-10-01 7:50:17 PM  
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2022-10-01 7:50:24 PM  

robertus: memo to self: do not fark around in bladensburg maryland


P.G. county is not for the timid.
 
2022-10-01 7:50:49 PM  
That was definitely a keep busy fight. Easy mode
 
2022-10-01 7:51:22 PM  

2wolves: robertus: memo to self: do not fark around in bladensburg maryland

P.G. county is not for the timid.


There be monsters

/Grew up in Howard
 
2022-10-01 7:53:06 PM  

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OUCH OUCH OUCH


Seeing those always makes my skin crawl
 
2022-10-01 7:54:54 PM  
 
2022-10-01 7:56:09 PM  

robertus: /Grew up in Howard


Howard has undergone serious changes since the early 80s.
 
2022-10-01 8:00:40 PM  

2wolves: robertus: /Grew up in Howard

Howard has undergone serious changes since the early 80s.


Indeed it has, though the early 80s were maybe a bit before my time. Spent some years in Baltimore during and after college but moved back down here in 2000 or thereabouts.

/North Laurel presently
//Howard, but more or less on the PG and Anne Arundel lines
 
2022-10-01 8:12:06 PM  
solid 10-9 Barcelos
 
2022-10-01 8:14:49 PM  
KNEE!!!
 
2022-10-01 8:15:11 PM  

robertus: 2wolves: robertus: /Grew up in Howard

Howard has undergone serious changes since the early 80s.

Indeed it has, though the early 80s were maybe a bit before my time. Spent some years in Baltimore during and after college but moved back down here in 2000 or thereabouts.

/North Laurel presently
//Howard, but more or less on the PG and Anne Arundel lines


My wife and I had a contract on a new Laurel house.  The sellers were complete counts when she was killed which only added to my trauma.  For three months they refused to void the contract.
 
2022-10-01 8:16:20 PM  
BOINK

ELBOW

ELBOW

ELBOW
 
2022-10-01 8:17:20 PM  

psychicdeath99: BOINK

ELBOW

ELBOW

ELBOW


Elbows and knees work.
 
2022-10-01 8:17:26 PM  
Could anyone see what the beat up chick in Bellator was showing to camera?
 
2022-10-01 8:18:43 PM  
10-8 Barcelos  20-17

Jones has red hair now
 
2022-10-01 8:20:13 PM  
Barcelos doesn't even look like he's trying hard. He's on cruise control dominating.
 
2022-10-01 8:23:06 PM  
NUTSHOT #2


he got all of that one
 
2022-10-01 8:24:04 PM  
Jones is definitely more tired than Parcelos. Jumps back way too early and gets mounted. Well done
 
2022-10-01 8:25:36 PM  
By the way.... BKFC prelims started a while ago


personally, I'll wait until UFC is done before paying much attention
 
2022-10-01 8:26:40 PM  
I'll go with another 10-8 there, although the judges might not  30-25 Barcelos
 
2022-10-01 8:28:12 PM  

psychicdeath99: By the way.... BKFC prelims started a while ago


personally, I'll wait until UFC is done before paying much attention


Later in the card

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2022-10-01 8:28:38 PM  

2wolves: robertus: 2wolves: robertus: /Grew up in Howard

Howard has undergone serious changes since the early 80s.

Indeed it has, though the early 80s were maybe a bit before my time. Spent some years in Baltimore during and after college but moved back down here in 2000 or thereabouts.

/North Laurel presently
//Howard, but more or less on the PG and Anne Arundel lines

My wife and I had a contract on a new Laurel house.  The sellers were complete counts when she was killed which only added to my trauma.  For three months they refused to void the contract.


Oh man I am sorry. That is some bullshiat.
 
2022-10-01 8:35:32 PM  
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2022-10-01 8:38:06 PM  
 
2022-10-01 8:41:47 PM  
BOINK!

got back up
 
2022-10-01 8:42:11 PM  

robertus: Oh man I am sorry. That is some bullshiat.


Yeah.  Some days it doesn't come up in my brain.
 
2022-10-01 8:42:56 PM  
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fence grab from Rude Boy
 
2022-10-01 8:44:08 PM  
10-9 Brown, but Trinaldo made it closer late
 
2022-10-01 8:50:23 PM  
10-9 Brown   20-18
 
2022-10-01 8:56:33 PM  
10-9 Trinaldo   29-28 Brown
 
2022-10-01 9:03:05 PM  
Dern seems like she's running out of time to develop into something. She's been in the UFC several years now and she still doesn't have any striking or wrestling game. Her jujutsu is awesome but it's not enough by itself.
 
2022-10-01 9:06:11 PM  
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2022-10-01 9:10:21 PM  
Bellator is getting bloody at the moment
 
2022-10-01 9:10:29 PM  

wesmon: Dern seems like she's running out of time to develop into something. She's been in the UFC several years now and she still doesn't have any striking or wrestling game. Her jujutsu is awesome but it's not enough by itself.


They look well developed to me...
Wait, what are we talking about?!
 
2022-10-01 9:16:23 PM  
Kill the legs until the body dies?
 
2022-10-01 9:17:00 PM  
10-9 Yan
 
2022-10-01 9:18:23 PM  
Dern's face is too big for her head
 
2022-10-01 9:18:55 PM  
Farking Zuckerbot...
 
2022-10-01 9:19:01 PM  
Lol, aggressive butt scoot attack
 
2022-10-01 9:19:49 PM  
If she can roll upright she's got a nice knee attack set up
 
2022-10-01 9:20:43 PM  
rut-roh
 
2022-10-01 9:21:34 PM  
Nice advance, wrist lock her! Lol

Yan has a good block for that choke
 
2022-10-01 9:23:02 PM  
I love how Dern is chaining these attacks. It's a clinic.
 
2022-10-01 9:23:23 PM  
10-8 Dern  19-18 Dern
 
2022-10-01 9:24:06 PM  
Dern won the round but that was a win for Yan all the way, surviving that to the bell
 
2022-10-01 9:24:37 PM  
"Maaaaaaaybe shouldn't have engaged on the ground and stood back up when you had the chance?" -likely Urijah advice
 
2022-10-01 9:26:39 PM  
Yan's hands are slower now, wonder how much R2 took from her
 
2022-10-01 9:27:58 PM  
That right front kick is money.
 
2022-10-01 9:29:33 PM  
10-9 Yan  28-28
 
2022-10-01 9:29:58 PM  
That punch by Yan absolutely changed the course of this round. Dern didn't get back until the very end there
 
2022-10-01 9:34:54 PM  
Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............
 
2022-10-01 9:35:46 PM  
10-9 Yan 38-37 Yan
 
2022-10-01 9:36:14 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............


Yeah but her BJJ is really good and lots of fun to watch
 
2022-10-01 9:36:19 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............


Boobs
 
2022-10-01 9:36:49 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............

Yeah but her BJJ is really good and lots of fun to watch


True!  And for a couple reasons, too!
 
2022-10-01 9:37:58 PM  
Well, Dern on top at the beginning of this is not a good sign for Yan
 
2022-10-01 9:38:38 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Sorry, wesmon, I made a silly joke about tits but you're absolutely right. Dern's got the BJJ and.............


Yan has improved her grappling astronomically too though.

It wasn't that long ago she totally got embarrassed by Carla Esparza on the ground
 
2022-10-01 9:40:40 PM  
Dern needs to pick it up even if it means having to transition more
 
2022-10-01 9:42:36 PM  
Wow! Yan deserved every bit of that win!
 
2022-10-01 9:43:10 PM  
Last round also 10-8 in my book
 
2022-10-01 9:43:35 PM  
I think Dern would have had a10-8 there if Yan hadn't escaped at the end
 
2022-10-01 9:43:47 PM  
10-8 Dern  47-46 Dern.

I doubt the judges gave 10-8s though, so likely Yan wins
 
2022-10-01 9:44:03 PM  
Anyone else watching on BT with the leprechaun with a speech impediment ad for...something gambley?
 
2022-10-01 9:45:21 PM  
Good call.
 
2022-10-01 9:45:28 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-8 Dern  47-46 Dern.

I doubt the judges gave 10-8s though, so likely Yan wins


One must've given a 10-8
 
2022-10-01 9:46:05 PM  
My bonus predictions

FOTN:  Dern vs Yan
POTN:  Santos  Yusuff
Ugly Tattoo of the Night:  Davis
Mustache of the Night:  Costa
Hat of the Night: Allen
 
2022-10-01 9:47:50 PM  
Looks like I have time to walk the dog before the Bellator main card starts
 
2022-10-01 9:49:38 PM  
A knockdown in 3 seconds of the first round in Burger King.  I don't see this one lasting long.
 
2022-10-01 9:50:40 PM  
So yeah, 3 knockdowns complete with 10 count with 1:00 left in the first.  That was brutal.
 
2022-10-01 9:56:31 PM  
Take care & be well.
Goodnight folks.
 
2022-10-01 9:58:15 PM  
So Zuckerberg didn't even have a metaverse event or any camera time. He really did just pay to have the event closed off to have a private viewing with his friends.

What a creepy human being. Why couldn't he just attend the event like a normal person and be around other people? Famous people attend sporting events all the time.
 
2022-10-01 10:01:37 PM  

wesmon: So Zuckerberg didn't even have a metaverse event or any camera time. He really did just pay to have the event closed off to have a private viewing with his friends.

What a creepy human being. Why couldn't he just attend the event like a normal person and be around other people? Famous people attend sporting events all the time.


Biologicals are "icky" to it?
 
2022-10-01 10:02:14 PM  
OK, walked the dog and have Bellator and BKFC up
 
2022-10-01 10:03:03 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: So Zuckerberg didn't even have a metaverse event or any camera time. He really did just pay to have the event closed off to have a private viewing with his friends.

What a creepy human being. Why couldn't he just attend the event like a normal person and be around other people? Famous people attend sporting events all the time.

Biologicals are "icky" to it?


It really makes the UFC look like amateurs too.

No other major sport would agree to crap like that.
 
2022-10-01 10:04:37 PM  
Steroid boy is gassed, and eating shots now
 
2022-10-01 10:06:48 PM  
lip is split through.  not quite Lawler split, but could get worse
 
2022-10-01 10:10:00 PM  
he's done
 
2022-10-01 10:11:04 PM  
Muscle Guy just got beat down in BKFC.
 
2022-10-01 10:11:28 PM  
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2022-10-01 10:12:17 PM  
Dude can't even stand on  his own power.  He's concussed.
 
2022-10-01 10:14:55 PM  
and just in time for the first bellator fight
 
2022-10-01 10:17:52 PM  
Archuleta dominating so far
 
2022-10-01 10:21:12 PM  
Uhhhh...soccer kick to face of downed opponent?
 
2022-10-01 10:21:39 PM  
whoa...   illegal head kick that may or may not have landed


10-9 Archuleta

Barzola got back in the fight late
 
2022-10-01 10:21:48 PM  
Good eyes on the ref on that kick.
 
2022-10-01 10:22:09 PM  
It was legal because he blocked it?!?
 
2022-10-01 10:23:14 PM  

Farkin' Uke: It was legal because he blocked it?!?


Yep.  Didn't land on an illegal area
 
2022-10-01 10:25:43 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: It was legal because he blocked it?!?

Yep.  Didn't land on an illegal area


Soo...you can elbow to the back of the head if they have their hand there?  Or kick to the nuts if their hand is between their balls and your foot?
 
2022-10-01 10:27:52 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: It was legal because he blocked it?!?

Yep.  Didn't land on an illegal area

Soo...you can elbow to the back of the head if they have their hand there?  Or kick to the nuts if their hand is between their balls and your foot?


In the first instance, if the hand is on the head and it transfers the enegy, probably not.  But if it intecepts the strike and prevents impact to the back of the head, probably legal.
 
2022-10-01 10:28:13 PM  
20-18 Archuleta
 
2022-10-01 10:30:24 PM  
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2022-10-01 10:31:50 PM  
What the flying fark is with all the screaming?  Sounds like a bus load of 8 year old girls screaming at Justin Bieber.  Combine that with Ranello's constant yelling it's awful.
 
2022-10-01 10:32:33 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: It was legal because he blocked it?!?

Yep.  Didn't land on an illegal area

Soo...you can elbow to the back of the head if they have their hand there?  Or kick to the nuts if their hand is between their balls and your foot?

In the first instance, if the hand is on the head and it transfers the enegy, probably not.  But if it intecepts the strike and prevents impact to the back of the head, probably legal.


Yeah, I'm sure all MMA refs are schooled up on the finer points of elastic vs inelastic collisions... 😛
 
2022-10-01 10:40:48 PM  

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CONSHPIRASEEEE  !
 
2022-10-01 10:43:14 PM  
ok, so , um aaron pico is gay?

sweet.
 
2022-10-01 10:50:13 PM  

Agarista: psychicdeath99: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]

CONSHPIRASEEEE  !


Was that slurred typing?? 😆
 
2022-10-01 10:53:20 PM  
weird, wifi disconnected on my laptop and i can't find out how to reconnect.  had to break out the chromebook
 
2022-10-01 10:56:27 PM  
Rothwell blasted Bobo
 
2022-10-01 10:57:01 PM  
And a 15 second KO for Big Ben.  Goodness.
 
2022-10-01 10:57:06 PM  
POP IT BACK IN!!
 
2022-10-01 10:58:48 PM  
humeral head back in place
 
2022-10-01 10:59:30 PM  
Still out
 
2022-10-01 10:59:33 PM  
or partially back....
 
2022-10-01 11:00:19 PM  
ah, clavicle
 
2022-10-01 11:00:36 PM  
clavicle? booooooooooooooo
 
2022-10-01 11:01:28 PM  
It sucks but can't send that fighter out. If they could pop it back that's one thing but he can't even guard that side of his head
 
2022-10-01 11:01:50 PM  
Pico is just cursed.
 
2022-10-01 11:03:22 PM  

wesmon: Pico is just cursed.


he will be until he comes out      ;)
 
2022-10-01 11:04:20 PM  
ouch,  bakcstage cam
 
2022-10-01 11:04:50 PM  
hat with horns
 
2022-10-01 11:07:25 PM  

Farkin' Uke: It sucks but can't send that fighter out. If they could pop it back that's one thing but he can't even guard that side of his head


Yeah he couldn't even raise his arm. And here's Josh Thompson arguing the fight should not have been stopped, quite an idiot take.
 
2022-10-01 11:07:41 PM  
I think all the wrestlers in teh room have the same idea
 
2022-10-01 11:10:01 PM  
Nice cheating by Hunt there.
 
2022-10-01 11:14:33 PM  
Wow, just continuing the fight as if nothing happened.
 
2022-10-01 11:14:33 PM  
JEEEEzus     I do NOT CARE about all this background filler. show past fights or something.
 
2022-10-01 11:21:14 PM  
Amusing until it took him an awkwardly long time to get out of "costume" and ref had to pluck two feathers out of his pit. Then didn't look so cool...
 
2022-10-01 11:30:28 PM  
Well, THAT was exciting!
 
2022-10-01 11:43:15 PM  
McKee wins but that was fun to watch!
 
2022-10-01 11:44:37 PM  
FOTN
 
2022-10-01 11:46:04 PM  

BadJazz: FOTN


Yeah!  Better than any of the UFC fights, too
 
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