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(NYPost)   Subby sees Antonio Brown trending on Twitter, wonders what nonsense he could be up to now. *clicks link* Oh, God   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, United Arab Emirates, Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Pro receiver Antonio Brown, Brown mental health help, face of a stunned woman, swanky Dubai hotel, outdoor swimming pool  
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1244 clicks; posted to Sports » on 01 Oct 2022 at 4:02 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-01 12:35:58 PM  
No wonder Gisele was ok with him staying there
 
2022-10-01 1:04:41 PM  
That is definitely exposing yourself.
 
2022-10-01 1:20:17 PM  
he definitely introduced that woman to Antonio Johnson

don't they behead you for that type of thing in the middle east? not the sexual assault, they don't care about that I'm sure. I meant the smoking weed in his hotel room
 
2022-10-01 2:07:05 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: he definitely introduced that woman to Antonio Johnson

don't they behead you for that type of thing in the middle east? not the sexual assault, they don't care about that I'm sure. I meant the smoking weed in his hotel room


I was gonna say, if I traveled to the Middle East, I would be on my best behavior. It's not the region of the world to fark around in.
 
2022-10-01 2:35:15 PM  
Hey he has a third arm
 
2022-10-01 4:08:31 PM  
The way he grabs that woman and picks her up and throws her, that's a bit more than just "exposing himself" to her.  Although he clearly  exposes himself to her before that.
 
2022-10-01 4:11:36 PM  

Tom-Servo: The way he grabs that woman and picks her up and throws her, that's a bit more than just "exposing himself" to her.  Although he clearly  exposes himself to her before that.


Yeah that seemed more than a playful throw. It seemed like it was in anger she was rejecting his advances.
 
2022-10-01 4:13:17 PM  
"notorious bad boy"?   no.  that's not helping.
 
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2022-10-01 4:29:06 PM  
ABBC
 
2022-10-01 4:31:07 PM  
Who are these dumb shiat hangers on?  "He's givin her the longboard!"  It's like those 80s movie toadies.
 
2022-10-01 4:33:31 PM  
34 years old. That guy could be making $20 million this season, instead he's playing stupid frat boy games in a pool halfway around the world. At least Dennis Rodman would be trying to negotiate a Russia-Ukraine peace deal while he was there.
 
2022-10-01 4:34:22 PM  
Trash gonna trash. Hope he stays in the Middle East.
 
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2022-10-01 5:07:04 PM  
"When asked if he condoned stripping in the pool and exposing himself, Brown texted a reporter Saturday: "do what u got to do p-y u white boys dead already."


Oh no!
 
2022-10-01 5:09:12 PM  

ChrisDe: 34 years old. That guy could be making $20 million this season, instead he's playing stupid frat boy games in a pool halfway around the world. At least Dennis Rodman would be trying to negotiate a Russia-Ukraine peace deal while he was there.


Doubtful.  Lil' Kim makes some money as long as Russia's at war.
 
2022-10-01 5:12:33 PM  
Well, I just added several new reasons I'll never be confused for Antonio Brown. :(
 
2022-10-01 5:19:16 PM  
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this is an actual Antonio Brown tweet. do the math
 
2022-10-01 5:20:59 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 607x378]

this is an actual Antonio Brown tweet. do the math


I recognize many of those words, just not in that order.
 
2022-10-01 5:32:14 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Giant Clown Shoe: he definitely introduced that woman to Antonio Johnson

don't they behead you for that type of thing in the middle east? not the sexual assault, they don't care about that I'm sure. I meant the smoking weed in his hotel room

I was gonna say, if I traveled to the Middle East, I would be on my best behavior. It's not the region of the world to fark around in.


That IS his best behavior.
 
2022-10-01 5:40:41 PM  
Vontaze Burfict broke AB.
 
2022-10-01 5:45:29 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Vontaze Burfict broke AB.


Yep
 
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2022-10-01 5:46:31 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Vontaze Burfict broke AB.


He was already broken, burfict just shattered any remnants
 
2022-10-01 5:48:10 PM  
Antonio Brown showed everybody what they're missing
 
2022-10-01 6:26:47 PM  
What a piece of garbage this guy is. Was he trying to say bury in his tweet?
 
2022-10-01 6:37:05 PM  
They should make mental health care part of the next NFL contract. This guy needs help.
 
2022-10-01 6:39:21 PM  
For those of you tempted to click on the link to his rap video: it was 2 minutes and change of my life I wish I had back.

/you can thank me later
 
2022-10-01 6:48:16 PM  

bingethinker: They should make mental health care part of the next NFL contract. This guy needs help.


I'm not sure CTE can be helped.
 
2022-10-01 6:52:37 PM  

bingethinker: They should make mental health care part of the next NFL contract. This guy needs help.


So, when Ritchie Incognito came into the league the last time, the NFL made a deal with him that was "don't be crazy, or we'll punish you."   That's the NFL approach to mental health.
 
2022-10-01 7:00:28 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Giant Clown Shoe: he definitely introduced that woman to Antonio Johnson

don't they behead you for that type of thing in the middle east? not the sexual assault, they don't care about that I'm sure. I meant the smoking weed in his hotel room

I was gonna say, if I traveled to the Middle East, I would be on my best behavior. It's not the region of the world to fark around in.


I'm just gonna nope out of the entire Middle East. Basically nothing could get me there outside of life changing money that no one would ever pay to me.
 
2022-10-01 7:02:11 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Vontaze Burfict broke AB.


Honestly, yeah. This likely is the result of that traumatic brain injury. Dude has been off the rails ever sense. It is sad and farked up.
 
2022-10-01 7:33:49 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Vontaze Burfict broke AB.


Should probably have that Dolphins Dr. examine him...
 
2022-10-01 7:56:32 PM  

meanmutton: Three Crooked Squirrels: Giant Clown Shoe: he definitely introduced that woman to Antonio Johnson

don't they behead you for that type of thing in the middle east? not the sexual assault, they don't care about that I'm sure. I meant the smoking weed in his hotel room

I was gonna say, if I traveled to the Middle East, I would be on my best behavior. It's not the region of the world to fark around in.

I'm just gonna nope out of the entire Middle East. Basically nothing could get me there outside of life changing money that no one would ever pay to me.


Israeli lasses and Lebanese lasses.
 
2022-10-01 8:11:56 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 607x378]

this is an actual Antonio Brown tweet. do the math


They tried to turn him into a hitman?

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No wonder he's at a random hotel in Dubai
 
2022-10-01 8:31:17 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 607x378]

this is an actual Antonio Brown tweet. do the math


He should fade to Bolivian.
 
2022-10-01 8:59:33 PM  

iamskibibitz: For those of you tempted to click on the link to his rap video: it was 2 minutes and change of my life I wish I had back.

/you can thank me later


I watched it and it's really only about a minute and a half long. He can't do anything longer than that and I'm sure it was a complete biatch to produce with his incredible lack of talent.

It was waaaaaaaaay worse that I expected and the bar was low going in.
 
2022-10-01 9:06:01 PM  
It's also funny that he's friends with Floyd Mayweather. They're both illiterate. Although AB may be the smart one.
 
2022-10-01 9:10:34 PM  
They should have locked his ass up
 
2022-10-01 9:22:44 PM  

The Third Man: bingethinker: They should make mental health care part of the next NFL contract. This guy needs help.

I'm not sure CTE can be helped.


And CTE can only be accurately diagnosed after death.
 
2022-10-01 10:16:16 PM  

meanmutton: Hillbilly Jim: Vontaze Burfict broke AB.

Honestly, yeah. This likely is the result of that traumatic brain injury. Dude has been off the rails ever sense. It is sad and farked up.


He had a crazy incident while visiting colleges.  Dude's brain was miswired to begin with, Burfict just made the neurodivergence worse.
 
2022-10-01 10:31:44 PM  

Big_Doofus: It's also funny that he's friends with Floyd Mayweather. They're both illiterate. Although AB may be the smart one.


Hey now, let's not start giving participation trophies away...
 
2022-10-01 10:34:06 PM  
Vontaze Burfict Hit on Antonio Brown
Youtube Jl-Y5bmBQzU


his personality changed after this hiat.  he was never like this before this head shot
 
2022-10-01 10:42:52 PM  

UNC_Samurai: meanmutton: Hillbilly Jim: Vontaze Burfict broke AB.

Honestly, yeah. This likely is the result of that traumatic brain injury. Dude has been off the rails ever sense. It is sad and farked up.

He had a crazy incident while visiting colleges.  Dude's brain was miswired to begin with, Burfict just made the neurodivergence worse.


Right? Maybe hold the guy accountable for his own actions instead of giving him an excuse - the guy's always been an asshole.
 
2022-10-01 10:55:16 PM  

ltdanman44: [YouTube video: Vontaze Burfict Hit on Antonio Brown]

his personality changed after this hiat.  he was never like this before this head shot


He was always like that, though that hit exacerbated being bipolar and an asshole.
 
2022-10-01 11:04:35 PM  
which senate seat is he running for?
 
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