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4670 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Oct 2022 at 11:20 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-01 9:38:30 AM  
You need a coat of BIN on the nips there.

But thanks for reminding me to pick up bologna for next week's lunch.
 
2022-10-01 9:54:18 AM  
In the winter, you can switch to R-13...

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2022-10-01 10:07:50 AM  
Of course when I do that, I get kicked out of Home Depot and banned for life.
 
2022-10-01 10:18:27 AM  
That's the look of the future, folks.
 
2022-10-01 10:58:30 AM  
This is just one more example of my theory that Andy Kaufman has taken over for god and is scripting the world with the most bizarre things he can imagine.
 
2022-10-01 11:12:47 AM  
Now that would be an interesting grape to peel.
 
2022-10-01 11:22:27 AM  

vudukungfu: You need a coat of BIN on the nips there.

But thanks for reminding me to pick up bologna for next week's lunch.


only thing wrong with her nipples is that they're not currently touching my ears
 
2022-10-01 11:25:46 AM  
Just out of college, I worked at a boat factory. That's just how the hulls got built, first spraying a layer of fiberglass and resin into the mold. Then you rolled it out smooth, and if you left a nipple behind you got yelled at.
 
2022-10-01 11:31:23 AM  
They've done variations of this for years.  Electrical tape has been a big one.
 
2022-10-01 11:34:25 AM  
it's just Irish tan
 
2022-10-01 11:35:21 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Now that would be an interesting grape to peel.


You don't like grape
 
2022-10-01 11:39:32 AM  
But is it edible?
 
2022-10-01 11:41:28 AM  

LewDux: fragMasterFlash: Now that would be an interesting grape to peel.

You don't like grape


Are you the one that said grape twice?
 
2022-10-01 11:42:11 AM  

fragMasterFlash: LewDux: fragMasterFlash: Now that would be an interesting grape to peel.

You don't like grape

Are you the one that said grape twice?


No, you
 
2022-10-01 11:57:39 AM  

fragMasterFlash: LewDux: fragMasterFlash: Now that would be an interesting grape to peel.

You don't like grape

Are you the one that said grape twice?


WKUK Grapist
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2022-10-01 11:58:28 AM  
I'll get mine when they can do vapor plating.
 
2022-10-01 12:02:58 PM  
The only job more meaningful than that of the guy spraying her, is this one

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God bless the trivial.  It's good for the economy.
 
2022-10-01 12:04:45 PM  
Lovely hips.
 
2022-10-01 12:11:08 PM  
Typical millenial who thinks she invented Hepburn
 
2022-10-01 12:11:08 PM  
yea, that was cool but I can already imagine all the jokes about the process.
 
2022-10-01 12:13:30 PM  
The idea is originally from Japan, I believe.
 
2022-10-01 12:14:29 PM  

Porous Horace: The idea is originally from Japan, I believe.


I see what you did there.
 
2022-10-01 12:14:38 PM  
It doesn't have the detail of Demi Moore's painted suit she wore on the cover of Vanity Fair.  But it's cool they painted it on her as she walked out on the runway. Can't make any mistakes doing that!
 
2022-10-01 12:26:09 PM  
Good excuse for this.

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2022-10-01 12:38:38 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: vudukungfu: You need a coat of BIN on the nips there.

But thanks for reminding me to pick up bologna for next week's lunch.

only thing wrong with her nipples is that they're not currently touching my ears


Is that how you hear the ocean?
 
2022-10-01 1:35:00 PM  

capt.snicklefritz: Thank You Black Jesus!: vudukungfu: You need a coat of BIN on the nips there.

But thanks for reminding me to pick up bologna for next week's lunch.

only thing wrong with her nipples is that they're not currently touching my ears

Is that how you hear the ocean?


no but when she sits on my face i can still hear the stereo
 
2022-10-01 1:55:50 PM  
Why am I thinking bukkake???

  D
 
2022-10-01 2:04:09 PM  

offacue: This is just one more example of my theory that Andy Kaufman has taken over for god and is scripting the world with the most bizarre things he can imagine.


If so, do you think he is frustrated that we are generally rolling on with all the weirdness?

/Is that a duck doing sidewalk art?
//Yeah, looks better than I would have guessed.
///Just checking. Where did you want to go for lunch?
 
2022-10-01 2:04:16 PM  

Another Government Employee: Good excuse for this.

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Any excuse is a good excuse
 
2022-10-01 2:33:08 PM  
Presumably there was an undercoat of baby powder or something to stop it from gluing firmly to her skin.  I do find it interesting that they avoided having it spray the inside of her legs and form pants.  I didn't see anything stopping that on my first pass through the video, I'll have to have another look.

But ultimately this is a silly technology for anyone who isn't in near-perfect shape... unless you created the spray-on clothes over an enlarged body mold so the final product wasn't so form-fitting.  Imagine dialing up a new shirt in the morning, and throwing it in the raw material recycler at night.
 
2022-10-01 2:56:24 PM  
Just dip me in rubber and give me a latex body suit
 
2022-10-01 3:00:07 PM  

Porous Horace: I'll get mine when they can do vapor plating.


Well it can be done now, however due to the Passchen curve etc. we would need to take the subject down to, well the term in the industry is "high vacuum", 1e-4 to 1e-6 torr range.  I mean, you do want to get good uniformity right?

Wet dip ECD plating would be more fun to watch and slightly less fatal.  Uh but still probably fatal.

Best not to get into the power issues.
 
2022-10-01 3:18:49 PM  
Spray guns?  Pfft that's no fun.

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2022-10-01 3:25:33 PM  
That looks fantastic and she has a great body.
That dress probably won't look as sexy on Lizzo.
 
2022-10-01 4:30:45 PM  
As far as fashion articles go, that was actually pretty cool.
 
2022-10-01 4:56:39 PM  
Unfortunately I have to do all my school shopping at Sherwin Williams, I will never be a fashion guru.
 
2022-10-01 5:00:06 PM  
Makes her look like a cheap French harlot.
 
2022-10-01 5:30:01 PM  
When did models start being so heavy?
 
2022-10-01 5:42:04 PM  
Who you wearing?
--- Benjamin Moore
 
2022-10-01 5:45:17 PM  
Yeah, would be more practical / boner-worthy if they sprayed on cotton candy, rather than latex.
 
2022-10-01 5:48:12 PM  

Bslim: When did models start being so heavy?


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2022-10-01 5:50:11 PM  

docilej: Who you wearing?
--- Benjamin Moore


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2022-10-01 6:24:27 PM  
Yeah... she is certainly comfortable in her own skin. This is still better, though.

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2022-10-01 7:10:23 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Yeah... she is certainly comfortable in her own skin. This is still better, though.

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meh

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2022-10-01 7:29:30 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Yeah... she is certainly comfortable in her own skin. This is still better, though.

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Okay...one or more of you Farkettes out there...tell me how in the name of all that is holy does a woman walk in those things without falling on her face?
 
2022-10-01 7:54:45 PM  

BrianGriffin: Metastatic Capricorn: Yeah... she is certainly comfortable in her own skin. This is still better, though.

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Okay...one or more of you Farkettes out there...tell me how in the name of all that is holy does a woman walk in those things without falling on her face?


Our hips are designed better than yours.
 
2022-10-01 8:48:26 PM  

Kitty2.0: Our hips are designed better than yours.


...for childbirth.  They're actually mechanically inferior for walking.
 
2022-10-01 8:54:21 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Kitty2.0: Our hips are designed better than yours.

...for childbirth.  They're actually mechanically inferior for walking.


That's why god invented the hula hoop, to train you how to walk, uh, properly.

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2022-10-01 9:11:11 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Kitty2.0: Our hips are designed better than yours.

...for childbirth.  They're actually mechanically inferior for walking.


I don't know...
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2022-10-01 9:45:34 PM  
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