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(Fox News)   FauxNews says the REAL reason Best Korea is launching missiles is Kamala Harris   (foxnews.com) divider line
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 9:39:29 AM  
Fox news launches their own *missiles* when they see her.
 
Albert911emt [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 9:43:46 AM  
As I recall, BK will launch missiles any time they want attention....which is often.  Apparently, Ukraine is getting waaay too much press coverage for BK's liking.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-01 10:46:48 AM  
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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.
 
Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2022-10-01 11:06:52 AM  
Fox is slipping.  The missiles are being fired because of Hunter's laptop.
 
Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2022-10-01 11:08:50 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


They should slip in a few new genes in to the blender.  He looks like the kid from Deliverance got a suit and a trip to the big city.
 
Peter von Nostrand
2022-10-01 11:10:30 AM  
Nothing that happens that these assholes can't blame on someone black or brown.
 
buster_v
2022-10-01 11:15:35 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


That's a picture that HE chose to have out on the internet. Now I feel better about my shiatty head shots
 
Thank You Black Jesus! [BareFark]
2022-10-01 11:20:20 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


"Haitians should grow more food if they're starving.  Pretty simple, really."
 
Olthoi
2022-10-01 11:24:13 AM  
I never understood launching missiles into the sea as a show of force. Does NK not realize that Americans laugh in embarrassment when this kind of tiny dicked preening goes on?
 
Natalie Portmanteau
2022-10-01 11:25:01 AM  
Wait, don't we have a strong alliance with North Korea? Trump fixed that. What the fark did I pay 49.99 for this commemorative coin for?
 
saturn badger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-01 11:27:31 AM  
Man! Trolling and propaganda used to be an art form. It's yet another skill the internet killed off.
 
New Rising Sun
2022-10-01 11:27:42 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


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clovercat
2022-10-01 11:29:14 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


E-gad. That guy is freaky white. There's your character lead for a remake of The Man Who Fell to Earth.
/
 
RasIanI
2022-10-01 11:29:31 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Fox is slipping.  The missiles are being fired because of Hunter's laptop.


"Fox is slipping.  The missiles are being fired because of *from Hunter's laptop."
 
Number 216
2022-10-01 11:30:26 AM  
I'm surprised that Fox "News" also didn't state that if TFG was still in office NK wouldn't be launching missies due to Kim Jong-Un fearing and respecting TFG and that's why the election results need to be overturned
 
Unicorns are jerks
2022-10-01 11:30:54 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


This guy has at least one date rape in his past.
 
RasIanI
2022-10-01 11:31:47 AM  

Olthoi: I never understood launching missiles into the sea as a show of force. Does NK not realize that Americans laugh in embarrassment when this kind of tiny dicked preening goes on?


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jso2897
2022-10-01 11:32:03 AM  
I tell myself every day that it is not rational to feel shame merely because I am a straight, white, American male.
I keep telling myself that, and often almost convince myself of it.
And then I open up Fark and am confronted with a nasty f**king blob of undifferentiated protoplasm like this asshole.
And have to start all over again.
 
mr_fulano
2022-10-01 11:32:08 AM  
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It's only ok when their guy does it.
 
RasIanI
2022-10-01 11:35:38 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


"Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab."

Apparently so...

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...like -- holy f***🤯
 
mediaho
2022-10-01 11:36:30 AM  
If an enemy nation developed a media empire dedicated to attacking western democracy, post-WW2 alliances, and working class people's dignity, would it look any different from what Murdoch created and cultivates?
 
ImpendingCynic
2022-10-01 11:36:35 AM  
Wait, I thought it was Hillary that was aligned with NK and George Soros was paying them to hide Hillary's emails in missiles and send them to the bottom of the sea.

It's so hard to keep up.
 
DoctorCal
2022-10-01 11:40:26 AM  
Poe stalk air go prom tur hawk
 
OhioUGrad
2022-10-01 11:45:31 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


As long as they don't leave them in a too small of a tube for too long
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gameshowhost [OhFark]
2022-10-01 11:46:16 AM  
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Fart_Machine
2022-10-01 11:48:42 AM  

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Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2022-10-01 11:49:14 AM  
I'm worried about this guy's health.  He's way too pale.  He might be anemic.  Not enough blood getting to his brain.
 
extrafancy
2022-10-01 11:55:37 AM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.


I'm going to go with molded by shi**y parenting.
 
cryptozoophiliac
2022-10-01 11:59:29 AM  

jso2897: I tell myself every day that it is not rational to feel shame merely because I am a straight, white, American male.


Ashamed of features of yourself that are simply dealt to you by life? Interesting.

Some things are given are birth; some are acquired. I have acquired the awareness that if you cultivate self-doubt, others will capitalize on it.
 
jso2897
2022-10-01 12:02:39 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: jso2897: I tell myself every day that it is not rational to feel shame merely because I am a straight, white, American male.

Ashamed of features of yourself that are simply dealt to you by life? Interesting.

Some things are given are birth; some are acquired. I have acquired the awareness that if you cultivate self-doubt, others will capitalize on it.


You sound like Professor Wile E Coyote - Genius.
 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 12:02:40 PM  

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Mission State Jr. High? He looks like his balls haven't dropped yet.
 
MarciusDecimus
2022-10-01 12:03:01 PM  
I am pretty tired of hearing about gaffes, and I don't give a fark who makes them (D or R).

We got a fark ton of trumplicans saying completely farked up shiat that are, in no way, gaffes.

They are not mistakenly asking dead people if they are present in a room, nor are they making other slip ups with words.

Trumplicans are outright calling for women to be imprisoned for having reproductive services, they are pushing theories of weather machines used by the deep state, they are calling for civil war/revolt, they are openly subverting democratic elections, and they are outright embracing white nationalism.

All this gaffe noise is just farking noise and it is drowning out some really important shiat.
 
Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 12:04:45 PM  

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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.

This guy has at least one date rape in his past.


"Date"?
 
Ganon D. Mire
2022-10-01 12:20:59 PM  

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cryptozoophiliac
2022-10-01 12:21:39 PM  

jso2897: cryptozoophiliac: jso2897: I tell myself every day that it is not rational to feel shame merely because I am a straight, white, American male.

Ashamed of features of yourself that are simply dealt to you by life? Interesting.

Some things are given are birth; some are acquired. I have acquired the awareness that if you cultivate self-doubt, others will capitalize on it.

You sound like Professor Wile E Coyote - Genius.


That's SUPER genius, genius. And you sound....pissy? Not sure there's a word in English for it.
 
Electrify
2022-10-01 12:23:11 PM  
But remember, they believe climate change is a myth because correlation doesn't mean causation.

/why isn't Rupert Murdoch dead yet?
 
jso2897
2022-10-01 12:26:35 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: jso2897: cryptozoophiliac: jso2897: I tell myself every day that it is not rational to feel shame merely because I am a straight, white, American male.

Ashamed of features of yourself that are simply dealt to you by life? Interesting.

Some things are given are birth; some are acquired. I have acquired the awareness that if you cultivate self-doubt, others will capitalize on it.

You sound like Professor Wile E Coyote - Genius.

That's SUPER genius, genius. And you sound....pissy? Not sure there's a word in English for it.


Not at all. I love big words that don't mean anything. And folks who get triggered when they hear the word "white" in a context that isn't complimentary.
 
MattytheMouse
2022-10-01 12:30:10 PM  

buster_v: NewportBarGuy: Adam Sabes
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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.

That's a picture that HE chose to have out on the internet. Now I feel better about my shiatty head shots


To be fair to him, this was the picture I'd been using as my profile pic on LinkedIn, ''cause it'd been a place holder and I forgot to change it.
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No wonder nobody's gotten back to me.
 
cryptozoophiliac
2022-10-01 12:30:23 PM  
jso2897:  Not at all. I love big words that don't mean anything. And folks who get triggered when they hear the word "white" in a context that isn't complimentary.

Well...at least you're a loving person (except for the self hatred).
 
Fart_Machine
2022-10-01 12:31:56 PM  

MattytheMouse: buster_v: NewportBarGuy: Adam Sabes
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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.

That's a picture that HE chose to have out on the internet. Now I feel better about my shiatty head shots

To be fair to him, this was the picture I'd been using as my profile pic on LinkedIn, ''cause it'd been a place holder and I forgot to change it.
[media.istockphoto.com image 850x566]
No wonder nobody's gotten back to me.


This is a fetish isn't it.
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2022-10-01 12:33:52 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: jso2897: I tell myself every day that it is not rational to feel shame merely because I am a straight, white, American male.
Ashamed of features of yourself that are simply dealt to you by life? Interesting.
Some things are given are birth; some are acquired. I have acquired the awareness that if you cultivate self-doubt, others will capitalize on it.


I think that a woman said it better, before you

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We took that good idea  and overcompensated the hell out of it, so don't worry about it being made to feel inferior anymore. There's a product for that.

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Only God should operate with complete confidence.
 
Don't Troll Me Bro!
2022-10-01 12:36:44 PM  

Olthoi: I never understood launching missiles into the sea as a show of force. Does NK not realize that Americans laugh in embarrassment when this kind of tiny dicked preening goes on?


It's more about how to test the weapon's range without violating neighboring airspace and starting a war. The height it launches to can be used to determine how far it could travel using different trajectories. It's still comical how they use it to saber rattle, but it's not without a real purpose.
 
MattytheMouse
2022-10-01 12:37:11 PM  

Fart_Machine: MattytheMouse: buster_v: NewportBarGuy: Adam Sabes
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Gosh, it's almost like they are just forming these assholes in a lab.

That's a picture that HE chose to have out on the internet. Now I feel better about my shiatty head shots

To be fair to him, this was the picture I'd been using as my profile pic on LinkedIn, ''cause it'd been a place holder and I forgot to change it.
[media.istockphoto.com image 850x566]
No wonder nobody's gotten back to me.

This is a fetish isn't it.


God. Just because I'm Fark's resident furry doesn't mean everything I do is a fetish! I just like collecting weird stock photos!
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I have no idea who in their right mind would EVER buy this stock photo.
 
snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-01 12:37:38 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: jso2897: cryptozoophiliac: jso2897: I tell myself every day that it is not rational to feel shame merely because I am a straight, white, American male.

Ashamed of features of yourself that are simply dealt to you by life? Interesting.

Some things are given are birth; some are acquired. I have acquired the awareness that if you cultivate self-doubt, others will capitalize on it.

You sound like Professor Wile E Coyote - Genius.

That's SUPER genius, genius. And you sound....pissy? Not sure there's a word in English for it.


Sometimes super genius. Sometimes just regular genius.
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cryptozoophiliac
2022-10-01 12:40:08 PM  
I feel like I've been substituting at the grammar school...is that you, Matt Gaetz?
 
jso2897
2022-10-01 12:43:44 PM  

cryptozoophiliac: jso2897:  Not at all. I love big words that don't mean anything. And folks who get triggered when they hear the word "white" in a context that isn't complimentary.

Well...at least you're a loving person (except for the self hatred).


Oh, nonsense. You know I don't hate anyone.
Like the other poster said - only God should operate with complete confidence.
And I don't believe in God.
BTW - it's okay not to care what other people think - but if you don't know what they think, you should ask them.
Telling other people what they think is nonproductive.
 
Porous Horace
2022-10-01 12:45:18 PM  
"You'll pay me to tell you what to think!" - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
 
jso2897
2022-10-01 12:46:05 PM  

Porous Horace: "You'll pay me to tell you what to think!" - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs


Yeah, but he has a cool pipe.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2022-10-01 1:00:55 PM  

jso2897: Porous Horace: "You'll pay me to tell you what to think!" - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

Yeah, but he has a cool pipe.


With great pipe comes great responsibility.
 
Lee451
2022-10-01 1:12:44 PM  
At least we are strong allies with North Korea....
 
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