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(Daily Record (UK))   Scottish ghost hunting team encounter their most Scottish ghost to date   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line
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2022-10-01 10:15:10 AM  
You know how you can tell if a place is haunted? It isn't.
 
2022-10-01 10:24:28 AM  
Is a Scottish ghost someone who has been kilt?
 
2022-10-01 10:24:28 AM  
Washing her hands and crying, "Out, damned spot!"
 
2022-10-01 10:28:47 AM  
I'll refer to someone as a bawbag today and chuckle again. So I guess there's that from this story.
 
2022-10-01 10:31:33 AM  
Can't that sheep get any rest?
 
2022-10-01 10:34:50 AM  
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2022-10-01 10:35:38 AM  
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2022-10-01 10:35:53 AM  

Mukster: Is a Scottish ghost someone who has been kilt?


And trying to re-sporran.
 
2022-10-01 10:37:00 AM  

Mukster: Is a Scottish ghost someone who has been kilt?


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2022-10-01 10:46:03 AM  
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2022-10-01 10:50:12 AM  
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2022-10-01 11:02:00 AM  
Don't you worry, my boys are on the job!
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2022-10-01 11:08:18 AM  
What's the sense of hanging around all incorporealy if you can't scream, "YA BAWBAG" at the tourists?
 
2022-10-01 11:09:43 AM  
*Read a bit of the article.*

*Looks at year on calendar.*

*Hangs head.*
 
2022-10-01 11:19:21 AM  
Why is a ghost yelling about a ballgag?

Oh wait, I may have misread something.
 
2022-10-01 11:20:31 AM  

Trocadero: Mukster: Is a Scottish ghost someone who has been kilt?

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Hey! No reason to insult my parental lineage. I'm embarrassment enough!
 
2022-10-01 11:27:21 AM  

Prof. Frink: Why is a ghost yelling about a ballgag?

Oh wait, I may have misread something.


I thought it said ballbag.
 
2022-10-01 11:41:44 AM  
Searching for pale, moaning, wraith-like beings in a North Atlantic country seems like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
2022-10-01 11:43:46 AM  

morg: Searching for pale, moaning, wraith-like beings in a North Atlantic country seems like shooting fish in a barrel.


But these ghosts are also really, really cheap.
 
2022-10-01 12:15:30 PM  
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2022-10-01 12:27:17 PM  
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2022-10-01 12:28:50 PM  
As Scottish as some bell end doin me tits in
 
2022-10-01 12:46:38 PM  
Just put a can of Buckie out, that'll lure the spirit away.
 
2022-10-01 12:48:03 PM  
Ghosts are totally real.

As well as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and of course the Tooth Fairy.
 
2022-10-01 12:51:04 PM  
one of my favorite TV shows was Hamish MacBeth.
/it featured Robert Carlyle, who I fell in love with while watching The Full Monty
//he is now in a brit drama where he is the prime minister.
/// he's aged and so have I
not sure how I got into this lovefest rant but I think it has something to do with Scots
 
2022-10-01 1:09:05 PM  
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2022-10-01 1:09:10 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Prof. Frink: Why is a ghost yelling about a ballgag?

Oh wait, I may have misread something.

I thought it said ballbag.


That makes more sense...would be hard to yell with a ballgag.
 
2022-10-01 1:14:40 PM  
Sounds like James McAvoy in Filth. Like, an actual line of dialogue from the movie.
 
2022-10-01 1:17:35 PM  
I once went to a cemetery and found a fork and a glow in the dark Ouija board, but nobody wanted to talk because they were dead.
 
2022-10-01 1:41:08 PM  
So, if we die and become a ghost, we still speak whatever language we knew when we were alive?  The afterlife sure seems like an effed-up place.  Imagine God assigning ghost-translators, which means ghosts have jobs?  And, do they have unions?

Wait... what was I talking about?  *reads article*  Never mind.
 
2022-10-01 1:54:48 PM  

Prof. Frink: Why is a ghost yelling about a ballgag?

Oh wait, I may have misread something.


This isn't about you
 
2022-10-01 2:07:55 PM  

SpocksEars: Don't you worry, my boys are on the job!
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'Ave they come to look at the tapestries?
 
2022-10-01 2:31:48 PM  

Mukster: Is a Scottish ghost someone who has been kilt?


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2022-10-01 2:39:27 PM  
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2022-10-01 2:46:49 PM  
What about "Wooooo woo woo woo!"?

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2022-10-01 3:17:35 PM  

coffeetime: So, if we die and become a ghost, we still speak whatever language we knew when we were alive?  The afterlife sure seems like an effed-up place.  Imagine God assigning ghost-translators, which means ghosts have jobs?  And, do they have unions?

Wait... what was I talking about?  *reads article*  Never mind.


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2022-10-01 3:35:42 PM  
the scotch mist has returned
 
2022-10-01 3:36:30 PM  
Scotius scrotius.
 
2022-10-01 3:58:14 PM  
Honestly, if I were stuck as some spooky spiritual spector, I would absolutely scream random shiat at tourists.
 
2022-10-01 4:29:33 PM  
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"Be glad you didn't end up in Italy!"
 
2022-10-01 5:41:59 PM  

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Also works on in-laws!
 
2022-10-01 7:18:19 PM  
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2022-10-01 9:08:14 PM  
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2022-10-01 10:39:07 PM  
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