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(NBC Sports)   After the break, the weekend kicks off with the North London Derby at 7:30 am ET. Then at 10, 'Pool vs Scum, Saints vs Toffees, another London Derby, Fulham vs Newcastle, Cherries vs Bees. At 12:30, it's Hammers vs Wolves. It's your Saturday EPL Thread   (scores.nbcsports.com) divider line
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Deathbymeteor
2022-10-02 10:26:08 AM  
another hat trick?  so, golden boot is sorted already...
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 10:31:57 AM  
Foden gets his brace.
Assisted by Haaland.
6-1
 
Deathbymeteor
2022-10-02 10:32:07 AM  
a second hat trick?  bloody hell
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2022-10-02 10:35:42 AM  
Ok... Untidy starts with the wrong line-up to face Citeh, and proceeds to get their arses handed to them, despite all the subs. Citeh supporters are probably laughing their arses off at this display by Untidy.
 
Deathbymeteor
2022-10-02 10:38:36 AM  
and then Citeh with the rare quad change
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 10:42:23 AM  
wowzers 6-2
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 10:42:45 AM  
Martial heads in the rebound.
6-2
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 10:47:46 AM  
PK?
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 10:48:19 AM  
pk given
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 10:49:41 AM  
6-3

Gunners beat Spurs by a better goal ratio
 
Deathbymeteor
2022-10-02 10:49:51 AM  
lol, so it's down to just an asskicking, instead of a humiliating asskicking?
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 10:50:59 AM  
Wolves just sacked Bruno Lage
 
Cyrene Valantion
2022-10-02 11:00:13 AM  
EPL record is 38 league goals. All time football league record is 60 (from the 1920s, more teams and crapper defending by some margin)

Haaland will get the first easy, might even get close to the second,
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 11:30:28 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: EPL record is 38 league goals. All time football league record is 60 (from the 1920s, more teams and crapper defending by some margin)

Haaland will get the first easy, might even get close to the second,


Yeah but what will he do after the WC break?
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 11:33:23 AM  
I slept through the entire Manchester Derby?  I guess I really needed the sleep.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 11:37:27 AM  
Yellow to (some name) Villan
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 11:38:32 AM  

whither_apophis: Yellow to (some name) Villan


6 minutes into his Premier League debut.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 11:42:05 AM  
That was some kinda gol keeping right there
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 11:42:32 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: whither_apophis: Yellow to (some name) Villan

6 minutes into his Premier League debut.


New record maybe?
 
drewogatory
2022-10-02 11:45:28 AM  
farking Man City. Impossible to compete with that now that Liverpool have collapsed in exhaustion. FFP is a joke. One horse league for years into the future.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 11:49:26 AM  

whither_apophis: Chimpy McSquirrel: whither_apophis: Yellow to (some name) Villan

6 minutes into his Premier League debut.

New record maybe?


IDK but it is impressive.  Searches keep showing fastest ever with McTominay in the Premier League.  Prior to the EPL, it looks like Vinnie Jones.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 11:50:24 AM  

harleyquinnical: whither_apophis: Chimpy McSquirrel: whither_apophis: Yellow to (some name) Villan

6 minutes into his Premier League debut.

New record maybe?

IDK but it is impressive.  Searches keep showing fastest ever with McTominay in the Premier League.  Prior to the EPL, it looks like Vinnie Jones.


Not Yedlin? I'm impressed
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 11:54:02 AM  
Leeds nearly there
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 11:54:18 AM  
@ManagerTactical
I am not sure Haaland would fit Gregg Berhalter's system
 
drewogatory
2022-10-02 11:57:07 AM  

whither_apophis: @ManagerTactical
I am not sure Haaland would fit Gregg Berhalter's system


US fans are insufferable enough. The last thing they need is an actual farking good team. At least the women are going to get a reality check in the very near future, although I never run into supporters IRL now that I'm not behind a bar.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 11:57:13 AM  
Sinister yellow card
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:02:05 PM  

drewogatory: farking Man City. Impossible to compete with that now that Liverpool have collapsed in exhaustion. FFP is a joke. One horse league for years into the future.


Pretty much was my conclusion.  Everyone is going to be riding Haaland as their captain, stacking the lineup with Gunners, Citizens, a mix of defenders and keepers.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:03:16 PM  
handbags
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 12:05:54 PM  
This game is going to have more cards than Hallmark.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:06:12 PM  
This match has a bit a chippiness to it.

That was a really bad challenge by Marc Roca, and I think he is lucky to still be on the pitch.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:06:45 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: This game is going to have more cards than Hallmark.


Mike Dean applauds in approval.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:07:07 PM  
Wow.  Wolves sacked Bruno Larg
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 12:09:15 PM  
Yellow to Rodrigo
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:10:06 PM  
Rodrigo booked and almost talking himself into a red.
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 12:11:50 PM  
Nice Matrix move by Atwell to dodge that pass.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:13:00 PM  
I didn't think Leeds vs Villa would be a derby, but the way they are playing, you'd think it was.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 12:16:14 PM  
good chance for villa but right to the keeper
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 12:18:16 PM  
Hamstring goes ping
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:18:42 PM  
Ouch...blown hamstring just before halftime.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 12:21:11 PM  
more injury time injuries
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-10-02 12:21:33 PM  
boo that gets a Razzie
 
Cyrene Valantion
2022-10-02 12:33:07 PM  

harleyquinnical: I didn't think Leeds vs Villa would be a derby, but the way they are playing, you'd think it was.


pretty much every team that isn't Leeds has some sort of beef with them.
 
drewogatory
2022-10-02 12:34:46 PM  

Cyrene Valantion: harleyquinnical: I didn't think Leeds vs Villa would be a derby, but the way they are playing, you'd think it was.

pretty much every team that isn't Leeds has some sort of beef with them.


Leeds was well hated when I started following football. In 1972.
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 12:40:06 PM  
Sinestro gets a red card.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:40:11 PM  
Sinisterra is sent off just minutes into the 2nd half.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:41:02 PM  
Get the full 10 yards away next time, you yob.
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-02 12:42:54 PM  
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nursetim
2022-10-02 12:43:59 PM  

harleyquinnical: Get the full 10 yards away next time, you yob.


Or don't do something stupid like put your leg up in front of a free kick when you're on a Yellow.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:47:31 PM  
Still trying to find the fastest yellow in a professional career, and cannot get much info.  I'm still amazed the record for the fastest red and yellow are both 3 seconds into a match (albeit different matches).  Vinnie Jones broke the record when he played for Sheffield United and earned a yellow 5 seconds in.  He went on to break this record while playing for Chelsea to 3 seconds.

Looking at fastest reds, Deandre Yedlin doesn't even come close to the top 10.  Keith Gillespie still holds the record for a sub at just 12 seconds.  For starters, it looks like Kevin Pressman at 13 seconds, but that was an FA Cup match between Sheffield Wednesday and Wolves in 2000.
 
harleyquinnical
2022-10-02 12:48:13 PM  

nursetim: harleyquinnical: Get the full 10 yards away next time, you yob.

Or don't do something stupid like put your leg up in front of a free kick when you're on a Yellow.


Jimenez out front should. have told him.
 
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