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    More: Awkward, Performance, Music, Rapping, Jay-Z, Lil Nas X, Nas, Audience, Ludacris  
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2101 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Oct 2022 at 5:35 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-01 5:43:38 AM  
What a little NAS might look like:

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2022-10-01 6:01:54 AM  
Say what you will about about Lil Nas X, but Dave Matthew's NEVER stopped to take a shiat.

Nor did his bus.
 
2022-10-01 7:38:05 AM  
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Approves of the young lad's honesty (& is somewhat jealous of his colon function)
 
2022-10-01 7:48:33 AM  
Everybody poops.
 
2022-10-01 8:12:15 AM  
I would be completely puzzled if I were in that audience. I mean, do I cheer?
 
2022-10-01 8:16:54 AM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Say what you will about about Lil Nas X, but Dave Matthew's NEVER stopped to take a shiat.

Nor did his bus.


That's because Dave Matthews takes a (rhetorical) shiat throughout the concert.

/had to do it
//like who you wanna like
//threes
 
2022-10-01 8:23:35 AM  
This is why I miss GG Allin. He didn't pause the show.
 
2022-10-01 8:24:04 AM  

BizarreMan: Everybody poops.


Sometimes
 
2022-10-01 8:30:24 AM  
Maynard still wins this competition. At a Dallas Tool show, they closed with Aenima, and Maynard said at the beginning that he had to pee, but the show must go on. So instead of "learn to swim," he sang, "gotta piss." I was there for it. It was funny.
 
2022-10-01 8:33:54 AM  
Lil Nas X taking a shit is better than Axl Rose not giving a shit.

Lil Nas X - Jolene (Dolly Parton Cover) in the Live Lounge
Youtube RWjnC8HSRdU
 
2022-10-01 8:41:37 AM  

BizarreMan: Everybody poops.


Everybody Poops (REM Parody)
Youtube H2kPGzCY7V8
 
2022-10-01 9:47:29 AM  
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Cuttin' rope.
Ridin' horses down the Ole' Town Road.

Say what you will about his oeuvre, but you must admit he had the foresight to foresee the countrification of crafting arse fudgicles.
 
2022-10-01 9:48:26 AM  

El Borscht: I would be completely puzzled if I were in that audience. I mean, do I cheer?


Why not?
 
2022-10-01 9:54:49 AM  
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/Mean shiat.
 
2022-10-01 10:05:06 AM  
Perhaps he meant arithmetic mean, like it was nothing to get excited about, and he'd be right back.
 
2022-10-01 10:11:14 AM  
Robert Plant still holds the record...

Robert Plant - Big Log (1983)
Youtube gig1xhG4F1g
 
2022-10-01 11:32:39 AM  

Gordon Bennett: This is why I miss GG Allin. He didn't pause the show.


He wouldn't even leave the stage.
 
2022-10-01 2:53:12 PM  
When you are performing Old Town Road and you've really gotta go........
 
2022-10-01 3:31:26 PM  
TheManofPA:

That feel When you are performing Old Town Road and you've really gotta go........

Ftfy
 
2022-10-01 7:04:54 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Dave Matthew's NEVER stopped to take a shiat.

Nor did his bus.


It was so nice of him to give away all those CDs to those people on the boat.
 
2022-10-01 7:25:09 PM  
"Question.  How come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you're not really taking it anywhere. Funk dat!"  --Beavis
 
2022-10-01 8:26:59 PM  

El Borscht: I would be completely puzzled if I were in that audience. I mean, do I cheer?


You just say a little prayer and hope everything comes out okay.
 
2022-10-01 11:10:08 PM  

BeerGraduate: TheManofPA:

That feel When you are performing Old Town Road and you've really gotta go........

Ftfy


Wait, I've never heard the phrase "That feel" before the lines. Is this maybe a regional thing?

Like ours from a kid would be "When you go for third base and something feels misplaced......diarrhea, diarrhea"
 
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