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(Politico (Europe)) Hero Joker teams up with Ukraine, vows to help find the drones they're looking for. Fark needs a Hamill tag, and you submitted this with a nerdier headline   (politico.eu) divider line
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2022-10-01 1:04:29 AM  
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2022-10-01 3:52:50 AM  
jack-in-the-Box must have fired him again!
 
2022-10-01 3:55:23 AM  
Spicy Chicken Strips and Mark Hamill | Jack in the Box
Youtube PE4scPZBwR4
 
2022-10-01 5:54:25 AM  
If Zelensky wasn't kicking so much ass as president of Ukraine, he'd probably be my first choice to take over the Daily Show. He's a master showman.
 
2022-10-01 5:56:06 AM  
Army of Drones was the worst of the Star Trek prequels.
 
2022-10-01 6:09:17 AM  
Starwarswashing as a form of diplomacy 🤔
 
2022-10-01 6:20:15 AM  

skybird659: jack-in-the-Box must have fired him again!


He found out Putin sold his corvette to supplement his low government salary?
 
MFK
2022-10-01 6:20:49 AM  
Oh man, the MAGAts are really gonna hate him now
 
2022-10-01 6:32:55 AM  
Begun the drone wars have.
 
2022-10-01 6:56:33 AM  
Trump would've sent Jar Jar Binks.
 
2022-10-01 7:42:34 AM  
May he knock their cocks
 
2022-10-01 7:43:15 AM  
We need a Hamill tag and a Takei tag.
 
2022-10-01 8:32:46 AM  
"Ukrainians need drones to protect their land, their freedom and the values of the entire democratic world."
~ Luke Skywalker, 2022 ~

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2022-10-01 8:34:50 AM  

Porous Horace: Trump would've sent Jar Jar Binks.


Because he is Jar Jar Binks...

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2022-10-01 8:51:01 AM  
Wait ... so Putin  is Hammil's father? Cause that's how I read this.
 
2022-10-01 8:55:16 AM  

TheMysteriousStranger: We need a Hamill tag and a Takei tag.


Seconded
 
2022-10-01 9:13:26 AM  

Ragin' Asian: If Zelensky wasn't kicking so much ass as president of Ukraine, he'd probably be my first choice to take over the Daily Show. He's a master showman.


I think it's an excellent skill set for a wartime president; his job is mostly to rally the nation and rally support.  And he's scoring 11/10 in each category.  And he's not pure show, his personal ass is very much on the line and he hasn't taken available opportunities to lead from exile or anything safe like that.

With a nice clearly defined enemy and a nice clearly defined objective, I doubt there's a lot of need for him to learn about military tactics and strategy - he can confidently sign off on whatever his generals are suggesting.  Similarly, I doubt there's a lot of grey area where politics can get involved with respect to handling any of the normal peacetime government functions.  Nobody's squabbling over the little shiat while Russia's still killing Ukrainians.
 
2022-10-01 10:13:26 AM  
If he pilots a Red 6 drone and hits the thermal exhaust port on Putin's palace, can he keep Russia?

They'd be better off with President Skywalker.
 
2022-10-01 10:19:30 AM  
Mark Hamil once liked a tweet of mine. Then when I replied that that made us sorta friends now and if he's ever in town he should drop by for board games, HE LIKED THAT TO.

So maybe one day Mark Hamil will join us for board games.

I plan to offer Star Trek Catan:p
 
2022-10-01 10:41:41 AM  
So we finally get to see Joker put his war face to use?
 
2022-10-01 10:49:39 AM  
"Yeah, I served in that war. We went through hell."
"What was your MOS?"
"Influencer. The trolls, just waves of trolls. . .I still get nightmares."
 
2022-10-01 11:10:05 AM  

RasIanI: Porous Horace: Trump would've sent Jar Jar Binks.

Because he is Jar Jar Binks...

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I never thought I'd jump to Jar-Jar's defense, but that comparison goes too far. You might not like him, and he may be an easily misled idiot, but Jar-Jar was also a well-meaning and goodhearted idiot. Trump has none of his positive qualities, and I'd rather spend an annoying ten years with Jar-Jar as a roommate than have to tolerate ten minutes of being seated one table away from Trump at a restaurant.

If anything, Trump's more like Jabba the Hutt, minus Jabba's ability to throw a fun party.
 
2022-10-01 11:26:12 AM  

TrollingForColumbine: Wait ... so Putin  is Hammil's father? Cause that's how I read this.


He's his father's brother's nephew's son's former roommate.
 
2022-10-01 12:00:14 PM  

cheeseaholic: TrollingForColumbine: Wait ... so Putin  is Hammil's father? Cause that's how I read this.

He's his father's brother's nephew's son's former roommate.


So what does that make us?
 
2022-10-01 12:07:38 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Army of Drones was the worst of the Star Trek prequels.


That one was a more of a parallel dimension soft reboot that a prequel.
 
2022-10-01 12:19:05 PM  
Hamill will be the ambassador of the "Army of Drones" project, according to the official website of the Ukrainian president.

Begun the Army of Drones project has.
 
2022-10-01 12:19:47 PM  

bentleypm: Begun the drone wars have.


Shakes tiny fist.
 
2022-10-01 1:03:10 PM  
Very cool. And if you don't like orcs but drones, consider supporting Aerorozvidka in Ukraine:

https://aerorozvidka.xyz/

It's a non-profit. They promote creating and implementing netcentric and robotic military capabilities for the security and defense forces of Ukraine including drone aerial reconnaissance and drone warfare.

/Slava Ukraini
 
2022-10-01 3:18:00 PM  

jclaggett: cheeseaholic: TrollingForColumbine: Wait ... so Putin  is Hammil's father? Cause that's how I read this.

He's his father's brother's nephew's son's former roommate.

So what does that make us?


Nothing.

Which Putin is about to become.
 
2022-10-01 4:15:15 PM  
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Oh you farked now, Russia.

/and I guess everyone else
 
2022-10-01 5:52:37 PM  
Revenge of the drones
 
2022-10-01 7:28:59 PM  

flypusher713: TheMysteriousStranger: We need a Hamill tag and a Takei tag.

Seconded

Are they Farkers? Wheaton gets one because he's a Farker (used to be pretty active back in the day).

/He also used to be on GEnie and its SFRT when I was there. Went by "Roq Lobster.".Nice kid.
 
2022-10-01 9:53:10 PM  
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