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(ESPN)   Can Ole Miss tame the Kentucky Wildcats? Will Alabama roll over Arkansas? Will Baylor maul Oklahoma State? How about NC State and Clemson? All this and much more as Week 5 of the college football season starts at Noon ET. October will be fun   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-09-30 9:18:16 PM  
Go! State! Beat! Wildcats!
 
2022-10-01 10:03:07 AM  
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Hey, Iowa, you hopelessly inept farks? Do something on offense today.
 
2022-10-01 11:32:13 AM  
So how many Michigan fans have assholes so tight they couldn't pass a greased bb?
 
2022-10-01 11:39:50 AM  
Go Buffs!

( ._.)
 
2022-10-01 11:43:54 AM  
Disney and Dish/Sling are in a contract dispute so all of the espn, sec network, ABC channels have been pulled off those streams.at least it happened during the Vols bye week. I'd be livid otherwise
 
2022-10-01 11:49:22 AM  
Us Rutgers fans have found something else to do today.
 
2022-10-01 11:58:32 AM  
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2022-10-01 12:01:36 PM  

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Hey, Iowa, you hopelessly inept farks? Do something on offense today.


Does be offensively bad on offense count as offense?
 
2022-10-01 12:06:18 PM  
Maybe Iowa can pull it off. Would love to see it.

/go Hawks!
 
2022-10-01 12:06:36 PM  

WoodyHayes: [Fark user image image 546x640]

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Hey, Iowa, you hopelessly inept farks? Do something on offense today.


Like they did the last time they played the Buckeyes?
Nice send off for Urbs, huh?
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2022-10-01 12:09:33 PM  
Also, Navy? Beat the shiat out of those soft-ass pussies from Colorado Springs.

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Hey, Iowa, you hopelessly inept farks? Do something on offense today.

Does be offensively bad on offense count as offense?


Technically, it would be "something" I suppose.
 
2022-10-01 12:09:48 PM  
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We got the W last night, so I'm watching with no pressure today. Air Force vs. Navy looks fun.
 
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2022-10-01 12:10:02 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: So how many Michigan fans have assholes so tight they couldn't pass a greased bb?


/raises hand
 
2022-10-01 12:11:39 PM  
Air Force scores through the air. Who could have seen that coming?
 
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2022-10-01 12:14:48 PM  

151: Hillbilly Jim: So how many Michigan fans have assholes so tight they couldn't pass a greased bb?

/raises hand


Might not need the grease anymore
 
2022-10-01 12:17:25 PM  
Very classless by Michigan's WR to put his arms in the air to celebrate somebody else's TD before it even happened.

Gonz: Air Force scores through the air. Who could have seen that coming?


Such shameful underhandedness will not be rewarded at the end of the day, fear not.
 
2022-10-01 12:18:21 PM  
High octane offense time! Here we go!
 
2022-10-01 12:18:46 PM  

151: 151: Hillbilly Jim: So how many Michigan fans have assholes so tight they couldn't pass a greased bb?

/raises hand

Might not need the grease anymore


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2022-10-01 12:20:59 PM  
Three and out is just a way to sucker Michigan, very smart ploy by Brian Ferentz to make Michigan relax.
 
2022-10-01 12:29:42 PM  
Michigan - Iowa as a noon kickoff is peak Big Ten. I don't mean that as an insult, I'm just saying that the Midwest in general doesn't do night games. See: lights at Wrigley Field.
 
2022-10-01 12:34:28 PM  

Gonz: Michigan - Iowa as a noon kickoff is peak Big Ten. I don't mean that as an insult, I'm just saying that the Midwest in general doesn't do night games. See: lights at Wrigley Field.


It takes time to roll up the sidewalks and make a casserole for dinner.
 
2022-10-01 12:38:19 PM  
Johnson stuffed up the middle
 
2022-10-01 12:40:19 PM  
If Im UM, triple cover the TE's. Petrus can't hit a WR to save his life
 
2022-10-01 12:42:06 PM  

dietbubba: If Im UM, triple cover the TE's. Petrus can't hit a WR to save his life


He went to Jameis Winston's Camp for Throwing Footballs Good.
 
2022-10-01 12:42:42 PM  

OkieDookie: It takes time to roll up the sidewalks and make a casserole for dinner.


No offense, but I don't really know if somebody from Oklahoma should go with "there's no nightlife and the people there really like casserole". Just sayin'.
 
2022-10-01 12:43:06 PM  

Gonz: OkieDookie: It takes time to roll up the sidewalks and make a casserole for dinner.

No offense, but I don't really know if somebody from Oklahoma should go with "there's no nightlife and the people there really like casserole". Just sayin'.


I'm not from Oklahoma.
 
2022-10-01 12:48:32 PM  

OkieDookie: I'm not from Oklahoma.


No offense, but I don't really know if somebody who's not from Oklahoma should go with a user name that seems to an outside observer that you're from the Sooner State. Just sayin'.
 
2022-10-01 12:50:08 PM  

Gonz: OkieDookie: I'm not from Oklahoma.

No offense, but I don't really know if somebody who's not from Oklahoma should go with a user name that seems to an outside observer that you're from the Sooner State. Just sayin'.


You're really stretching it.
 
2022-10-01 12:50:08 PM  

OkieDookie: Gonz: OkieDookie: It takes time to roll up the sidewalks and make a casserole for dinner.

No offense, but I don't really know if somebody from Oklahoma should go with "there's no nightlife and the people there really like casserole". Just sayin'.

I'm not from Oklahoma.


Missouri!

I've got you tagged as "Poss Mizzou fan, poss St. Louis Cardinals fan."
 
2022-10-01 12:51:09 PM  

WoodyHayes: OkieDookie: Gonz: OkieDookie: It takes time to roll up the sidewalks and make a casserole for dinner.

No offense, but I don't really know if somebody from Oklahoma should go with "there's no nightlife and the people there really like casserole". Just sayin'.

I'm not from Oklahoma.

Missouri!

I've got you tagged as "Poss Mizzou fan, poss St. Louis Cardinals fan."


Indeed.  So I know what I'm talking about.
 
2022-10-01 12:52:31 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Disney and Dish/Sling are in a contract dispute so all of the espn, sec network, ABC channels have been pulled off those streams.at least it happened during the Vols bye week. I'd be livid otherwise


Perfect timing given that Charlie Ergen is a Tennessee alum.
 
2022-10-01 1:09:11 PM  
Get you Bush Sack at Wendy's. Do it for Reggie.
 
2022-10-01 1:25:10 PM  
Badgers fans already doing an Eat Shiat! FARK You ! Chant. In other news, Chryst should have been fired awhile ago
 
2022-10-01 1:28:43 PM  

OkieDookie: Get you Bush Sack at Wendy's. Do it for Reggie.


I will, as soon as Wendy's gets on board with the Fair Food program.

http://www.boycott-wendys.org/
 
2022-10-01 1:29:27 PM  
BERT got F-A-T, damn! Dude had a pretty good beer gut before but that is out of control.
 
2022-10-01 1:29:59 PM  
Did Iowa ever get the ball in the first half? That doesn't seem fair if they didn't.
 
2022-10-01 1:34:24 PM  
Omg that was a shiatty hit on the OU qb. Dude should get a red card.
 
2022-10-01 1:39:52 PM  
Army down to Georgia State by a score of 0 - 17 which fools might use as the metric of who wins and who loses but are winning in the only stats that matter which is the ToP and 0 passing yards. This is a good thing.
 
2022-10-01 1:56:53 PM  
It's a little sad that 13-0 is an insurmountable hill for Iowa.
 
2022-10-01 1:57:21 PM  
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2022-10-01 2:10:23 PM  
Stick a fork in Iowa
 
2022-10-01 2:11:35 PM  
At least Kentucky/Ole Miss is a game.
 
2022-10-01 2:14:17 PM  
As an Iowa fan, I would say Iowa's offensive coordinator is inept, but it's more inepotism.

/past time for Kirk to drop his kid
 
2022-10-01 2:16:19 PM  
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2022-10-01 2:21:30 PM  
DishGate has taken over media

Whoopbpy what a farkup
 
2022-10-01 2:23:47 PM  
At what point will Wisconsin bench Mertz?

He's terrible, except when it comes to making high throws and leading his receivers into a defensive back and getting them injured.

/the Badgers just suck in general this year
 
2022-10-01 2:24:20 PM  
The smart thing Kentucky did in rebuilding the football program was base it around defense, mostly.  It's probably easier to sell a high-flying, big scoring offensive attack to alumni and fans, but now Kentucky has a football team that can at least hang in there with just about anyone.

I am not insane enough to believe they can beat Georgia when they play, but I don't think it'll be a blowout.
 
2022-10-01 2:25:12 PM  
It's the injury bowl in Madison.
 
2022-10-01 2:27:39 PM  
Yes,...Lane Kiffen is offensive.
 
2022-10-01 2:29:45 PM  
Omg Fire Paul Chryst
 
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