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2910 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Sep 2022 at 11:30 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-30 6:42:35 PM  
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2022-09-30 9:39:02 PM  
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2022-09-30 10:00:07 PM  
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2022-09-30 10:17:07 PM  

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First thing I thought of
 
2022-09-30 10:58:06 PM  
The keyboard solo was epic
 
2022-09-30 11:13:08 PM  
There was just a thread on Fark about mind bending films, and nobody nominated this one?
 
2022-09-30 11:37:06 PM  
at some point somebody needed to sit down with their grandparents about not putting things on the internet for the world to see.
 
2022-09-30 11:39:23 PM  
Wow. I made it around ten seconds before stopping it. I'm going to assume that's the record because I'm sure that gave me brain damage.
 
2022-09-30 11:40:18 PM  
Kinky Friedman w/ Ruth Buzzi - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven & Your Buns In The Bed
Youtube NiKy3KdL9_A
 
2022-09-30 11:44:45 PM  
Tim & Eric always crack me up.
 
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2022-09-30 11:45:38 PM  
That keyboard desperately needs a pitch wheel.  Obviously everything else was great.
 
2022-09-30 11:51:16 PM  
The (slightly longer) Youtube video is funnier

Taste The Biscuit
Youtube GchgAvD1fxA
 
2022-10-01 12:00:50 AM  
what if the biscuit is too crusty? or moldy?
 
2022-10-01 12:17:45 AM  
How did I end up blocked by Yoda?
 
2022-10-01 12:30:32 AM  
I'm not sure, but I think the biscuits are laced with LSD.
 
2022-10-01 12:32:04 AM  
For those who want an hour of this

Chickens In The Shadows starring Toasters 'N' Moose (Full Movie)
Youtube WGxcs4U_YZ0
 
2022-10-01 12:37:20 AM  
Thrift store karaoke nights are weird.
 
2022-10-01 12:50:46 AM  

leviosaurus: The (slightly longer) Youtube video is funnier

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Ah. This must be some strange, previously undefined, use of the word 'funnier'. Or just 'funny' in general.

This, would be an actually funny and smart piano skit...

Minnie the Moocher by Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry
Youtube JQ_R8QBeYvs



/yes, yes...stoplikingwhatIdon'tlike.jpg...
 
2022-10-01 12:50:49 AM  
Better than Jimmy Buffett.
 
2022-10-01 1:21:56 AM  
Shortly after posting police identified the location and were able to cancel the silver alert.
 
2022-10-01 2:12:17 AM  
That gave me a secret honey sauce creating boner, with my chicken wings working overtime.
Granny porn is the best porn.
 
2022-10-01 2:25:00 AM  
Am I too young or too old for this?
 
2022-10-01 2:36:02 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Better than Jimmy Buffett.


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2022-10-01 2:36:18 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Am I too young or too old for this?


Yes.
 
2022-10-01 3:00:26 AM  
I saw them when they came to our Ross discount store. Fabulous.
 
2022-10-01 3:12:02 AM  
The Chips, ''Rubber Biscuit'' (1956).wmv
Youtube Hz0UvIZw-Y0
 
2022-10-01 3:17:05 AM  

jerryskid: That gave me a secret honey sauce creating boner, with my chicken wings working overtime.


Found Carl Spackler's Fark login.

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2022-10-01 4:11:29 AM  

phygz: The keyboard solo was epic


It's a shame how far Keith Emerson has fallen.

Keith Emerson's Flying Piano
Youtube uSm5IQFaTZA
 
2022-10-01 4:29:50 AM  
That was ADORABLE!
 
2022-10-01 4:38:39 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: leviosaurus: The (slightly longer) Youtube video is funnier

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Ah. This must be some strange, previously undefined, use of the word 'funnier'. Or just 'funny' in general.

This, would be an actually funny and smart piano skit...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JQ_R8QBeYvs]


/yes, yes...stoplikingwhatIdon'tlike.jpg...


More like "Ah yes, the one thing everyone agrees on: What's funny"
 
2022-10-01 5:10:07 AM  

Ghastly: That was ADORABLE!


We know what you think is adorable.

Personally, I love your sensibilities.
 
2022-10-01 7:35:42 AM  
There is so much about this that puts it in hard contention for most EPIC. VIDEO. EVER!!

I have so very many questions.....

1.)  Did guy holding the sign understand people need to read it?  He's warp speeding through the sale racks and I can't get the message without pausing the video - which then interrupts that epic song.  Hence - my problem.
2.)  Those shoppers are Chill AF - which leads me to believe they toked a wicked Indica before filming.  I need this strain.  Proof of said Chill?  How, in any universe, can you not just bust every available move when Moose breaks in to drop that sick beat!?!?!?  You are high AF, that's why!
3.) Thanksgiving at their house is something that needs to be livestreamed.
 
2022-10-01 9:08:43 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Am I too young or too old for this?


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2022-10-01 9:27:01 AM  
Led Zeppelin - The Lemon Song (Official Audio)
Youtube 8gWbKAcuzN8
 
2022-10-01 9:32:26 AM  
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2022-10-01 9:54:06 AM  
Fripps have let themselves go
 
2022-10-01 10:06:18 AM  
I guess its alright but they're clearly trying to be funny. Like someone said above, a little anti-humor like Tim and Eric.
 
2022-10-01 10:12:12 AM  
Can't believe nobody posted this!
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Isn't that right, Tex?


That's right, Edna.
 
2022-10-01 10:13:13 AM  

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Isn't that right, Tex?


That's right, Edna.


Oh shiat while I was screwing around somebody did...

Crap. My bad.
 
2022-10-01 11:42:49 AM  

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now with video:
SCTV Tex & Edna Boil's Organ Emporium
Youtube xS5zNX2zVbk
 
2022-10-01 1:19:22 PM  
Another song that Zep stole
 
2022-10-01 3:28:33 PM  
Eat shiat, Steely Dan
 
2022-10-01 5:07:01 PM  
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2022-10-01 8:15:48 PM  

leviosaurus: The (slightly longer) Youtube video is funnier

[YouTube video: Taste The Biscuit]


That replaces chicken yodeling as the most horrific thing I've ever heard..
Chicken yodeling, in German
 
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