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5684 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Sep 2022 at 3:40 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-30 2:44:21 PM  
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2022-09-30 3:43:51 PM  
Good.
 
2022-09-30 3:44:39 PM  
She should get 180 days just for having that voice
 
2022-09-30 3:44:43 PM  
I like the dipshiat in the replies asking what she was convicted of, when there's a screengrab right above their tweet that answers that question. These farking people...
 
2022-09-30 3:45:10 PM  
Wow theses idiots think this is their civil rights battle.  ROFLMAO.
Nice disconcert.
 
2022-09-30 3:45:18 PM  
What is RSBN?
Real Stupid Buffoon News?
*Googles it*
Right Side Broadcasting Network
Same thing.
 
2022-09-30 3:45:27 PM  
Toni Basil - Hey Mickey (One Hit Wonder)
Youtube WFrmapGCuhs
 
2022-09-30 3:45:58 PM  

fatassbastard: I like the dipshiat in the replies asking what she was convicted of, when there's a screengrab right above their tweet that answers that question. These farking people...


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2022-09-30 3:46:28 PM  

fatassbastard: I like the dipshiat in the replies asking what she was convicted of, when there's a screengrab right above their tweet that answers that question. These farking people...


Even without reading, it's obviously crimes against good taste.
 
2022-09-30 3:47:13 PM  
America's ass to get pounded
 
2022-09-30 3:47:31 PM  
Maybe she'll think it's her constitutional right to punch a guard/CO and get a few years added to that.
 
2022-09-30 3:47:43 PM  
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2022-09-30 3:48:01 PM  
Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.
 
2022-09-30 3:49:11 PM  
Pretty sure her voice has the potential to cause brain cancer.
 
2022-09-30 3:49:57 PM  
The idiot doing the interview is one of the failed former President's incompetent TV lawyers.
 
2022-09-30 3:50:53 PM  
Yet Another Insurrectionist gets to spend some time in at least a DC jail, good.
 
2022-09-30 3:55:21 PM  
Don't you mean....Miss Captain Stolen Land
 
2022-09-30 3:58:07 PM  
Every land is stolen land. History is one big tale of people moving somewhere and displacing or wiping out the people who were there before.
 
2022-09-30 3:58:22 PM  
Air Forve vet eh? What they probably didn't tell you is that you lose your retirement pay when you get imprisoned.

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2022-09-30 4:00:56 PM  
Your job is to plant yourself like a shrub beside the tributary of lies and tell the whole world: "No, you move."
 
2022-09-30 4:02:47 PM  
Speaking as a Captain America cosplayer, you're doing it wrong.
 
2022-09-30 4:03:03 PM  

did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.


Instead you got America's ass
 
2022-09-30 4:03:45 PM  

did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.


Well, okay...

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2022-09-30 4:06:21 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Every land is stolen land. History is one big tale of people moving somewhere and displacing or wiping out the people who were there before.


Land wars tend to do that thing (the US grabbing of the Native American lands is a fine example of a land war that was never declared). Hell, pre-WWI Germany had borders that were a result of various land wars that were not declared (East Prussia and Silesia being stolen from Poland comes to mind).
 
2022-09-30 4:11:16 PM  
I'm a bit miffed that she is dressed like a hippie at a Jefferson Airplane concert, but she is evil.
 
2022-09-30 4:14:27 PM  

baronbloodbath: Air Forve vet eh? What they probably didn't tell you is that you lose your retirement pay when you get imprisoned.

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It's a shame.  She appeared to be normal at some point, but still had that "voice"

https://www.dvidshub.net/video/253170/master-sgt-mickey-larson-olson
 
2022-09-30 4:17:35 PM  
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There's something different about Mike lately.
 
2022-09-30 4:18:39 PM  

did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.


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2022-09-30 4:21:22 PM  
She was in the air force for 21 years and put that outfit on, she deserves more time for the crimes of fashion she is committing in that clip. For what these idiots did they deserve at least 5 years in jail, they stormed the capitol and vandalized it. For as much as they claim to love America and the constitution their actions say otherwise.
 
2022-09-30 4:30:26 PM  
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2022-09-30 4:33:20 PM  

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They only love *their* version of this country and the Constitution, the rest of us can just suck it up, buttercup, to their way of thinking.
 
2022-09-30 4:34:49 PM  

ClavellBCMI: fiddlehead: [Fark user image 380x222] [View Full Size image _x_]

They only love *their* version of this country and the Constitution, the rest of us can just suck it up, buttercup, to their way of thinking.


They also love their Bible. And guess which two things they've never actually read? The Constitution and the Bible.
 
2022-09-30 4:36:09 PM  

baronbloodbath: Air Forve vet eh? What they probably didn't tell you is that you lose your retirement pay when you get imprisoned.

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I'm an Air Force vet too. And I can reliably inform you that there were plenty of right wing nutcases, in for a single 4 year term of enlistment, that couldn't shovel shiat out of a bucket if the technical order explaining how was buried at the bottom!
 
2022-09-30 4:40:05 PM  

bughunter: did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.

Well, okay...

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A Rob Liefeld dream, big tits, curved spine, pouches, and no feet visible! Only thing missing is a sword or gun drawn with a straightedge .
 
2022-09-30 4:40:50 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: baronbloodbath: Air Forve vet eh? What they probably didn't tell you is that you lose your retirement pay when you get imprisoned.

Ha Ha Nelson.gif

I'm an Air Force vet too. And I can reliably inform you that there were plenty of right wing nutcases, in for a single 4 year term of enlistment, that couldn't shovel shiat out of a bucket if the technical order explaining how was buried at the bottom!


🙏 Also AF vet. 2003-2013.

"Technical order" takes me back in the day. Used to be able to spout off TO numbers and the rest of the shop would look at me with the "Are you a wizard" face.
 
2022-09-30 4:42:22 PM  

Fano: bughunter: did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.

Well, okay...

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A Rob Liefeld dream, big tits, curved spine, pouches, and no feet visible! Only thing missing is a sword or gun drawn with a straightedge .


Don't forget the thigh gap.

/mind the gap
 
2022-09-30 4:49:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Every land is stolen land. History is one big tale of people moving somewhere and displacing or wiping out the people who were there before.


Which makes SETI, if it ever proves "successful", an absolutely suicidal project for the entire planet.
 
2022-09-30 4:55:18 PM  

nytmare: Danger Avoid Death: Every land is stolen land. History is one big tale of people moving somewhere and displacing or wiping out the people who were there before.

Which makes SETI, if it ever proves "successful", an absolutely suicidal project for the entire planet.


To say nothing of Voyager and that golden ticket invitation we left on board.
 
2022-09-30 4:56:54 PM  

did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.


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2022-09-30 4:58:27 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: ClavellBCMI: fiddlehead: [Fark user image 380x222] [View Full Size image _x_]

They only love *their* version of this country and the Constitution, the rest of us can just suck it up, buttercup, to their way of thinking.

They also love their Bible. And guess which two things they've never actually read? The Constitution and the Bible.


Their actual understanding of the Constitution is inversely proportion to the amount of Stars and Stripes making up their clothing.
 
2022-09-30 4:59:11 PM  
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2022-09-30 5:04:15 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Danger Avoid Death: ClavellBCMI: fiddlehead: [Fark user image 380x222] [View Full Size image _x_]

They only love *their* version of this country and the Constitution, the rest of us can just suck it up, buttercup, to their way of thinking.

They also love their Bible. And guess which two things they've never actually read? The Constitution and the Bible.

Their actual understanding of the Constitution is inversely proportion to the amount of Stars and Stripes making up their clothing.


Well put!
 
2022-09-30 5:06:47 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Maybe she'll think it's her constitutional right to punch a guard/CO and get a few years added to that.


This is the hope for all those assets.
These are not independent thinkers they are followers so let's see who they follow in jail.  Most likely to join a prison gang and be the bottom biatch.
 
2022-09-30 5:21:24 PM  
Her family has given up on her,i read an article about her last week and i do not feel bad for her at all.
 
2022-09-30 5:25:05 PM  

did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.


Wait another month.
 
2022-09-30 5:26:27 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: ClavellBCMI: fiddlehead: [Fark user image 380x222] [View Full Size image _x_]

They only love *their* version of this country and the Constitution, the rest of us can just suck it up, buttercup, to their way of thinking.

They also love their Bible. And guess which two things they've never actually read? The Constitution and the Bible.


These things only exist for them to clobber other people over the head with.
 
2022-09-30 5:36:06 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.

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I like where this is going.

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2022-09-30 5:40:49 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Danger Avoid Death: ClavellBCMI: fiddlehead: [Fark user image 380x222] [View Full Size image _x_]

They only love *their* version of this country and the Constitution, the rest of us can just suck it up, buttercup, to their way of thinking.

They also love their Bible. And guess which two things they've never actually read? The Constitution and the Bible.

Their actual understanding of the Constitution is inversely proportion to the amount of Stars and Stripes making up their clothing.


Their actual understanding of the Constitution is a negative value; their mere existence unravels the fabric of reality and eliminates text from the Constitution.

We used to have 48 Amendments.
 
2022-09-30 5:43:02 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: did a bad thing and got a free orange jumpsuit: Damn. I was expecting a sexy version of Captain America.

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2022-09-30 6:11:31 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: nytmare: Danger Avoid Death: Every land is stolen land. History is one big tale of people moving somewhere and displacing or wiping out the people who were there before.

Which makes SETI, if it ever proves "successful", an absolutely suicidal project for the entire planet.

To say nothing of Voyager and that golden ticket invitation we left on board.


You guys are funny.  They'll have developed the tech to find us long before they'll have the tech to get here.  The ability to get here strongly implies that they have the ability to see atmospheric indicators of organic life across vast distances.
 
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