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(UPI)   If You Give a Moose a Muffin it will follow you to Daycare   ( divider line
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1851 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Sep 2022 at 4:30 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-09-30 3:22:37 PM  
Don't even need to give it a muffin. Just tell it where to get the all you can eat babies
2022-09-30 4:15:43 PM  
Do you know... the muffin moose?
2022-09-30 4:34:57 PM  
And that's why I had to kill daddy
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2022-09-30 4:35:46 PM  
Watch where you're walking and don't step in any ... moose muffins.
2022-09-30 4:36:02 PM  
Kids better watch out for their sisters

/no realli
2022-09-30 4:36:08 PM  
If You Give a Moose a Muffin it will follow you to Daycare
'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.'

There's a poem in there somewhere
2022-09-30 4:36:34 PM  
A room with a MOOSE!
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2022-09-30 4:38:10 PM  
I'll give you this one for free: do NOT fark with a moose.  Those kids are lucky to be alive.
2022-09-30 4:39:39 PM  
A Møøse once bit my sister while she was feeding it a muffin.
2022-09-30 4:39:46 PM  
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2022-09-30 4:44:34 PM  
Nothing up my sleeve... Presto!

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2022-09-30 4:45:49 PM  
The post said game wardens responded to the scene to ensure "our friend made it back to his home safely."

When we reached out to the game wardens for confirmation, they said that the moose had safely made it to each of their refrigerators in equal volumes.
2022-09-30 5:11:37 PM  
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Would you forget about the Moose... for a moment.
2022-09-30 5:54:11 PM  
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2022-09-30 6:14:05 PM  
Very amoosing.
2022-09-30 6:43:41 PM  
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2022-10-01 2:11:33 AM  
Great book title. Great Ssory..Great movie premise. I hear that Paramount has optioned Good Night Moon. With a cameo by Donald Trump as the Moon.
2022-10-01 2:14:06 AM  

MythDragon: And that's why I had to kill daddy

Ah, the Famous Putin Gambit. Unless the Russian Soviet Moles!
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