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(Sharon Herald)   There's a proper way to act at McDonald's and then there's what the cinnamon toast fark is this?   (sharonherald.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Mercer County, Pennsylvania, Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania, Grove City police, Washington County, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, Grove City, Pennsylvania, GROVE CITY, Hunter Richard Gerstberger  
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3949 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Sep 2022 at 6:30 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-30 4:55:07 PM  
The incel penis demands appeasement upon threat of violence

And they wonder why they can't get laid
 
2022-09-30 6:08:15 PM  
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That's what I would have sent before calling the police. Just for giggles.
 
2022-09-30 6:32:15 PM  
If you want class and refinement, go to Burger King.
 
2022-09-30 6:33:46 PM  

Al Roker's Forecast: [Fark user image 349x490]
That's what I would have sent before calling the police. Just for giggles.


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2022-09-30 6:35:02 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: The incel penis demands appeasement upon threat of violence

And they wonder why they can't get laid


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2022-09-30 6:35:51 PM  
I learned before entering high school that women don't like having strangers pester them for nudes or being accosted with surprise dick pics.

How has that suddenly become a difficult concept for people in our society to understand?
 
2022-09-30 6:36:26 PM  
He admitted to talking to the girl on Snapchat and asking her for nude photos, but said he thought the girl was 18. He told police that he got mad, which is when he made the threat. Gerstberger is free on bond.

Good thing they allowed bond for this mentally healthy individual.
 
2022-09-30 6:36:50 PM  

WhippingBoi: If you want class and refinement, go to Burger King.


But i don't want to dress up for it.
 
2022-09-30 6:37:10 PM  
I think I'll always love the phrase "what the cinnamon toast fark is this?"
 
2022-09-30 6:38:01 PM  
They arrested him and then they immediately let him go again.
 
2022-09-30 6:38:12 PM  
Yeah... thought she was 18.  Right....
 
2022-09-30 6:38:37 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: WhippingBoi: If you want class and refinement, go to Burger King.

But i don't want to dress up for it.


You guys are weird asking for nudes from McDonald's and Burger King. Everyone knows Wendy's is where it's at. I can be the only one that likes red heads.
 
2022-09-30 6:39:30 PM  

LurkerSupreme: I learned before entering high school that women don't like having strangers pester them for nudes or being accosted with surprise dick pics.

How has that suddenly become a difficult concept for people in our society to understand?


I blame feminism- Jordan Peterson
 
2022-09-30 6:39:35 PM  

UltimaCS: He admitted to talking to the girl on Snapchat and asking her for nude photos, but said he thought the girl was 18. He told police that he got mad, which is when he made the threat. Gerstberger is free on bond.

Good thing they allowed bond for this mentally healthy individual.


Probably stopped by the gun store with him when they drove him home.
 
2022-09-30 6:41:07 PM  
Gerstberger translates to English as
Happened Burger in icelandic?
 
2022-09-30 6:42:17 PM  
Reeducation camps are starting to sound pretty good right about now.
 
2022-09-30 6:43:06 PM  
I don't know about all that, but right there in the Weeners under the article I found the answer to all my financial difficulties. Pretty soon it's going to be easy street for me!
 
2022-09-30 6:43:12 PM  

SpaceyCat: Yeah... thought she was 18.  Right....


Because then it would have been totally okay!

/s
 
2022-09-30 6:43:44 PM  

keldaria: Harry Freakstorm: WhippingBoi: If you want class and refinement, go to Burger King.

But i don't want to dress up for it.

You guys are weird asking for nudes from McDonald's and Burger King. Everyone knows Wendy's is where it's at. I can be the only one that likes red heads.


The red-headed spokes chick drove two guys I worked with to have lunch at Wendy's for two weeks straight.

I guess they thought she had to visit every Wendy's and be nice to the customers.
 
2022-09-30 6:44:28 PM  
Goddamn good for that girl, man she's kind of hardcore.  16 and thought to grab screenshots and sh*t.  Pretty sure most of my thoughts at that age revolved around when my tits were going to arrive.  I love her.
 
2022-09-30 6:45:25 PM  

LurkerSupreme: I learned before entering high school that women don't like having strangers pester them for nudes or being accosted with surprise dick pics.

How has that suddenly become a difficult concept for people in our society to understand?


Women have been getting these solicitations in various forms since Og asked Ogette to lift up her loin cloth.  It's just in recent years women finally have cultural cache to say something about it.
 
2022-09-30 6:47:30 PM  

keldaria: Harry Freakstorm: WhippingBoi: If you want class and refinement, go to Burger King.

But i don't want to dress up for it.

You guys are weird asking for nudes from McDonald's and Burger King. Everyone knows Wendy's is where it's at. I can be the only one that likes red heads.


Enough to go face deep in her Baconator?
 
2022-09-30 6:50:05 PM  
I don't think McDonalds is the best place to procure nude pics. He should have went for the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I don't even need to threaten to shoot up the place for extra McChicken sauce packets. The staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
 
2022-09-30 6:51:58 PM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: I don't think McDonalds is the best place to procure nude pics. He should have went for the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I don't even need to threaten to shoot up the place for extra McChicken sauce packets. The staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.


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2022-09-30 6:51:58 PM  
Her lips said, "No"
But her hat said, "I'm Lovin' It"
 
2022-09-30 6:52:06 PM  

LurkerSupreme: I learned before entering high school that women don't like having strangers pester them for nudes or being accosted with surprise dick pics.

How has that suddenly become a difficult concept for people in our society to understand?


You're new here aren't cha?

BIE?
EIP.
 
2022-09-30 6:54:58 PM  
What a scumbag.

When I ask a 16-year-old girl for her nude photos and she says "no", I respect her decision.

That is how it is supposed to be done.
 
2022-09-30 6:55:05 PM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: Love letter to McDonalds but NOT nude pics


I thought I was the only human being left who still likes the McChicken.
 
2022-09-30 6:59:38 PM  
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2022-09-30 7:06:22 PM  

middleoftheday: Goddamn good for that girl, man she's kind of hardcore.  16 and thought to grab screenshots and sh*t.  Pretty sure most of my thoughts at that age revolved around when my tits were going to arrive.  I love her.


Probably part of her problem is that her tits already have arrived.
 
2022-09-30 7:07:51 PM  
He could have had it his way if he went to Burger King.

Burger King "Have It Your Way" Commercial 1998
Youtube aBEgegon4qo
 
2022-09-30 7:14:21 PM  
Question: How many times did this stunt work until he got caught?!!
 
2022-09-30 7:26:09 PM  

Trocadero: Professor Horatio Hufnagel: I don't think McDonalds is the best place to procure nude pics. He should have went for the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I don't even need to threaten to shoot up the place for extra McChicken sauce packets. The staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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I thought 'mcchicken sauce'? that's made up.

But nope. It's apparently realz

And I will eat mostly whatever. Squirrel, eel, jellyfish, snails , scotch eggs, haggis. I got some conch thawing in my sink and head on shrimp waiting to be dinner.

So wait. Where was I? Oh yeah. Mcchicken sauce. Dafuq.
 
2022-09-30 7:26:32 PM  
Sextortion?
 
2022-09-30 7:31:38 PM  
I had to look relatively hard to learn that this took place in Pennsylvania.
 
2022-09-30 7:34:07 PM  

Flaming Gas Bag: I had to look relatively hard to learn that this took place in Pennsylvania.


I keep noticing this about news bits on the Internet.  That and the date are often just cockf*ckin' impossible to find.  What is happening.
 
2022-09-30 7:34:19 PM  

LurkerSupreme: I learned before entering high school that women don't like having strangers pester them for nudes or being accosted with surprise dick pics.

How has that suddenly become a difficult concept for people in our society to understand?


When sending surprise dick pics, choose a tasteful pose and background, at least if they are unwelcome the recipient will hopefully appreciate the time and effort. Never send unsolicited dick pics from the crapper.

Also
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2022-09-30 7:42:02 PM  

Flaming Gas Bag: I had to look relatively hard to learn that this took place in Pennsylvania.


What I want to know is how Grove City, Pennsylvania got listed under the Fark headline at the top of the page.
 
2022-09-30 7:48:56 PM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: I don't think McDonalds is the best place to procure nude pics. He should have went for the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I don't even need to threaten to shoot up the place for extra McChicken sauce packets. The staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.


It'll be a short life but a merry one.
 
2022-09-30 7:49:56 PM  

skinink: He could have had it his way if he went to Burger King.

[YouTube video: Burger King "Have It Your Way" Commercial 1998]


I bet he told her...
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2022-09-30 8:25:49 PM  

Monocultured: Reeducation camps are starting to sound pretty good right about now.


That's a skookum idea.
 
2022-09-30 8:28:27 PM  

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That's what I would have sent before calling the police. Just for giggles.


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2022-09-30 8:30:23 PM  

Boo_Guy: keldaria: Harry Freakstorm: WhippingBoi: If you want class and refinement, go to Burger King.

But i don't want to dress up for it.

You guys are weird asking for nudes from McDonald's and Burger King. Everyone knows Wendy's is where it's at. I can be the only one that likes red heads.

Enough to go face deep in her Baconator?


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2022-09-30 8:34:39 PM  
Send nudes?

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OK...
 
2022-09-30 8:38:36 PM  

keldaria: Harry Freakstorm: WhippingBoi: If you want class and refinement, go to Burger King.

But i don't want to dress up for it.

You guys are weird asking for nudes from McDonald's and Burger King. Everyone knows Wendy's is where it's at. I can be the only one that likes red heads.


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2022-09-30 8:55:38 PM  
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You're damn right. What the cinnamon toast Fark, indeed.
 
2022-09-30 9:12:21 PM  

Spikescape: [Fark user image 425x413]

You're damn right. What the cinnamon toast Fark, indeed.


Same story via Yahoo. Not sure which sport this is supposed to be.

https://sports.yahoo.com/man-threatened-shoot-gc-mcdonalds-002000875.html
 
2022-09-30 9:35:05 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Send nudes?

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OK...


Did he ask for a server plain? Cause that's how we did it back in the day.
 
2022-09-30 10:16:07 PM  
FTA: Hunter Richard Gerstberger

You want fries with that?
 
2022-09-30 10:54:47 PM  
All of these fast food places have "special" menus now. So hard to keep up. He probably thought he was in an In 'n Out.
 
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