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2022-09-30 2:23:12 PM  
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2022-09-30 2:24:57 PM  
Nice to see Steven Seagal lost a few pounds.
 
2022-09-30 2:28:23 PM  
That's me.

What do you guys think?!
 
2022-09-30 2:28:56 PM  
@Coronaries4Jesus
 
2022-09-30 2:30:35 PM  
That is f*cking impressive.
 
2022-09-30 2:30:47 PM  
Jack White in 15 years?
 
2022-09-30 2:32:13 PM  
Let's compare to the sick chops of Mr. Steven Segal.

STEVEN SEAGAL EPIC GUITAR SOLO!
Youtube Z3G3r_3NM6s
 
2022-09-30 2:32:17 PM  
Heavy Bob Log III vibes.
Bob Log III 'Log Bomb' [Live Performance] - The Blues Kitchen Presents...
Youtube Q5JBmtERkGQ
 
2022-09-30 2:32:48 PM  

educated: That's me.

What do you guys think?!


Nice mustache.
 
2022-09-30 2:34:48 PM  

Rev.K: Let's compare to the sick chops of Mr. Steven Segal.

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To be fair? That's the Russian version.
 
2022-09-30 2:36:53 PM  

hobnail: educated: That's me.

What do you guys think?!

Nice mustache.


Thanks. The misses likes it during sexy time.
 
2022-09-30 2:40:51 PM  
That guy's actually marginally talented, subby.

No way he's a Farker.
 
2022-09-30 2:42:20 PM  
I... rather enjoyed that. Solid hook/riff. The drumming was passable, the vocal was 100% sleeze garage rawk.
 
2022-09-30 2:54:36 PM  
Cool. More please. I've always loved seeing one person doing shiat like this. Reminded of this guy from Ted Lasso. 
Ted Lasso: Cam Cole on Ted Lasso
Youtube Md7WQ04JOPY
 
2022-09-30 2:54:38 PM  
He needs some friends to play with.
 
2022-09-30 2:57:18 PM  
Cam Cole - Mama and You Know (Live at Extiction Rebellion protest in London)
Youtube XnHT1nGJt78
 
2022-09-30 2:58:43 PM  
Live from Mom's basement - it's 'Failure 2 Launch'!
 
2022-09-30 3:08:35 PM  

Rev.K: Let's compare to the sick chops of Mr. Steven Segal.


If that was on vinyl and skipping, you'd never know the difference.
 
2022-09-30 3:34:08 PM  
Damn. Save some musicianship for others.
 
2022-09-30 3:34:21 PM  
I want to join his band. Oh, I see all the instruments are filled...I'll be the drug acquirer. This guy looks like he can party.
 
2022-09-30 3:36:18 PM  
That screams "doesn't play well with others".
 
2022-09-30 3:40:51 PM  

Rev.K: Let's compare to the sick chops of Mr. Steven Segal.

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Steven Seagal is proof that The Secret (or whatever that "manifesting" nonsense is) doesn't work.  He wants to be The Coolest Dude but he's spectacularly crappy at everything as he Walter Mittys his way through real life.  Sort of a Forrest Chump.
 
2022-09-30 3:45:23 PM  

Rev.K: Let's compare to the sick chops of Mr. Steven Segal.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z3G3r_3NM6s]


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2022-09-30 3:47:32 PM  
Ricky, upon seeing what his doppelganger can do:
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2022-09-30 3:53:32 PM  
love the one person show. Abner Jay all the way.
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abner jay - cocaine
Youtube pvvbJnVLX40
 
2022-09-30 3:54:26 PM  
oh but i did mean to say, that guy was dope, i dig some garage band sound rock out, and he nails it well.
 
2022-09-30 4:25:49 PM  

educated: That's me.

What do you guys think?!


I'm not hearing a cowbell.
 
2022-09-30 4:40:46 PM  
Seems like Ron Hedgehog Jeremy's got a new career going. Beating off.
 
2022-09-30 4:42:41 PM  
The thing that gets me is that he is essentially keeping 3 sets of timings in his head, this is so damn hard to do. 

Also? Pretty good voice.
 
2022-09-30 4:47:03 PM  

educated: That's me.

What do you guys think?!


OK, I'll say it: I found the snare hits on alternate beats with your strumming hand to be impressive.

Wonderful 'Garage rock' feel to it as well.

👍
 
2022-09-30 4:54:23 PM  
I wouldn't pay to see him in concert but that was otherwise well done.
 
2022-09-30 5:00:13 PM  
Hardspace Shipbreaker is super fun as well. I haven't had the wheel and pedals out in a couple weeks because things get in the way sometimes.
 
2022-09-30 5:01:59 PM  
This thread doesn't work for that at all, definitely not.
 
2022-09-30 5:18:58 PM  

Rev.K: Let's compare to the sick chops of Mr. Steven Segal.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z3G3r_3NM6s]


Here's the thing that gets me...from making lots of money from his inexplicably successful film career, as well as probably getting some table scraps from various oligarchs, Seagal has one of the all-time great guitar collections, particularly of guitars that belonged to famous blues musicians (SRV and Albert Collins among them).

Here he's playing what I assume is a genuine vintage Gibson Firebird (it honestly wouldn't surprise me if this were Johnny Winter's own). Mini humbuckers as featured in the Firebird are famous for sounding amazing. But even with all that going for him, he still manages to sound like this. It's not even lack of talent; it's actually the opposite of talent, occupying some hitherto unknown negative space that threatens to swallow all music into its horrible gaping maw.

But to the Steel Beans clip (one man band dude): pretty impressive, and like others have said, keeping track of the polyrhythms ain't easy.

He also reminds me in a way of the late Sterling Magee, aka Mister Satan of the blues duo Satan and Adam. I saw them open for Buddy Guy in Central Park in 1990, and I opened for them at an open air gig almost exactly five years later. There's a video of me playing a Muddy Waters song, and the guy who shot it -- a friend of mine who got me the gig -- panned over to an armchair that was on the grass for some reason to my right, where Mister Satan was fast asleep. Guess I know what he thought of my playing...
 
2022-09-30 5:21:32 PM  
Someone needs to check him for a massive methamphetamine suppository.
 
2022-09-30 5:24:57 PM  

OdradekRex: Nice to see Steven Seagal lost a few pounds.


Or a really slim Tony Clifton.
 
2022-09-30 5:36:08 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: I wouldn't pay to see him in concert but that was otherwise well done.


I would totally pay to see him live. Especially if he was dressed the same. He's not bad actually. He's like a talented Jack White.
 
2022-09-30 6:09:50 PM  
At first I thought subby meant the guy tweeting "Jesus fark".
 
2022-09-30 6:31:39 PM  

Aviron: Rev.K: Let's compare to the sick chops of Mr. Steven Segal.

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To be fair? That's the Russian version.


Do you have the slowed down version?
 
2022-09-30 6:44:11 PM  
About the boobies tag...

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2022-09-30 7:10:40 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Heavy Bob Log III vibes.
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Sudden craving for some boob scotch
 
2022-09-30 8:00:46 PM  
Fark 'andles?

The Two Ronnies - Four Candles
Youtube Ozpek_FrOPs
 
2022-09-30 8:48:53 PM  
The dude is talented, no doubt there. I can't even play one instrument, well, unless a tambourine counts. I don't think it does because there is no 'learning curve' or talent required.
 
2022-09-30 8:50:06 PM  

Rev.K: Let's compare to the sick chops of Mr. Steven Segal.

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Oh my. From the YT comments:

My fellow bandmate is a professional trumpet player. Seagal shows up at a gig in Toronto and asks to sit in. Sure they say. In come his assistants with three amps and all this shiat. After 3 songs he realizes he is so far out of his league he packs up and leaves with the actual musicians fighting of tears of laughter.
 
2022-09-30 9:00:16 PM  
It might just be the mood I'm in, but I reaaaaally want the backstory on this to be something like "farkin' bandmates have some nerve not showing up for practice for the 3rd time......I'll show them, I'M THE HEART AND SOUL OF THIS BAND ANYWAY!!!!  That'll teach them to give me shiat for not buttoning up my shirt, real men rock a gut......this is my farkin' stage now, I'm the real rocker!!!!  Scuse me while I go blow up the interwebs!!"

Good on him for pulling that off though!
 
2022-09-30 9:02:14 PM  
Shakey Graves - Roll the Bones - Audiotree Live
Youtube sD72LbIk02M
 
2022-09-30 9:37:22 PM  

ltnor: That screams "doesn't play well with others".


It all started when he told the guitarist, "WTF? Why can't you play this? Let me show  you."

Then he fires the guitarist and says, "I'll do both."

The drummer then messes up and he shows him how it's done while still holding the guitar. He notices as he's striking the snare that he could probably strum his guitar. He fires the drummer.

Sitting there with the bass player he starts playing the song. The bassist messes up and he thinks to himself, "You know what? Who needs bass players?"

Indeed...bass players are a dime a dozen.
 
2022-09-30 9:51:04 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: Lumbar Puncture: I wouldn't pay to see him in concert but that was otherwise well done.

I would totally pay to see him live. Especially if he was dressed the same. He's not bad actually. He's like a talented Jack White.


Arena show? Nah
But is he was at a local club or bar, I'd happily go see him. He sounds like a great bar band, wrapped up into one guy.
 
2022-09-30 9:54:38 PM  

hobnail: educated: That's me.

What do you guys think?!

Nice mustache.


Good steady camera work.
 
2022-09-30 10:16:08 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: The dude is talented, no doubt there. I can't even play one instrument, well, unless a tambourine counts. I don't think it does because there is no 'learning curve' or talent required.


Counting is a skill.
 
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