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(AP News)   Ken Paxton isn't just great at political stunts and running from process servers, he's also pretty good at getting child rapists back on the streets as well   (apnews.com) divider line
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2022-09-30 2:23:13 PM  
He's all about protecting the unborn. However, once they become children, it seems that Ken Paxton intensely dislikes them.
 
2022-09-30 2:27:58 PM  
Seems like Ken Paxton sucks at his day job.

/You would think they'd impeach him.
 
2022-09-30 2:50:45 PM  
Republicans love them some pedophiles.
 
2022-09-30 2:52:07 PM  
Surprised that the next generation of Klan wasn't kidnapping his victims for him.
 
2022-09-30 2:54:00 PM  
Not only are Republicans thugs, they also apparently too stupid to do their jobs.
And these people think they're smart and tough enough to start a brutal authoritarian christian theocracy in this country?
That's certainly optimistic of them.
 
2022-09-30 2:56:57 PM  

LarryDan43: Republicans love them some pedophiles.


I do not like mocking people for their appearance, but Paxton looks like a pedophile.
 
2022-09-30 2:57:34 PM  
Adding to the unrest was the secretive firing of a Paxton supporter less than two months into his job as an agency advisor after he tried to make a point by displaying child pornography in a meeting.

Gleason was fired less than two months into his new job as a law enforcement adviser. Paxton's office has not disclosed why, but three people with knowledge of the matter said Gleason included child pornography in a work presentation at the agency's Austin headquarters.

The people said Gleason displayed the video - which one of them described as showing a man raping a small child - in a misguided effort to underscore agency investigators difficult work. It was met with outrage and caused the meeting to quickly dissolve.


yeah that'll definitely derail a meeting
 
2022-09-30 3:01:18 PM  
It's difficult to explain how Texans feel about Paxton. It's like the GQPers hate him, but since he's stigginit and has an (R) next to his name, they keep voting for him.

Oh wait, turns out it wasn't difficult at all.
 
2022-09-30 3:02:40 PM  
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MFW Greg Abbott says so much stupid stuff
 
2022-09-30 3:06:00 PM  

Meatsim1: Adding to the unrest was the secretive firing of a Paxton supporter less than two months into his job as an agency advisor after he tried to make a point by displaying child pornography in a meeting.

Gleason was fired less than two months into his new job as a law enforcement adviser. Paxton's office has not disclosed why, but three people with knowledge of the matter said Gleason included child pornography in a work presentation at the agency's Austin headquarters.

The people said Gleason displayed the video - which one of them described as showing a man raping a small child - in a misguided effort to underscore agency investigators difficult work. It was met with outrage and caused the meeting to quickly dissolve.

yeah that'll definitely derail a meeting


Yeah, it's hard to keep a meeting on agenda when all the Republicans in the meeting are masturbating furiously.
 
2022-09-30 3:06:02 PM  
but, but, Greg Abbott promised there would be no rapists in texas after the abortion ban came down.
 
2022-09-30 3:10:16 PM  
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2022-09-30 3:11:07 PM  

AirForceVet: Seems like Ken Paxton sucks at his day job.

/You would think they'd impeach him.


What's his night job? He probably sucks at that, too.
 
2022-09-30 3:12:13 PM  

Meatsim1: Adding to the unrest was the secretive firing of a Paxton supporter less than two months into his job as an agency advisor after he tried to make a point by displaying child pornography in a meeting.

Gleason was fired less than two months into his new job as a law enforcement adviser. Paxton's office has not disclosed why, but three people with knowledge of the matter said Gleason included child pornography in a work presentation at the agency's Austin headquarters.

The people said Gleason displayed the video - which one of them described as showing a man raping a small child - in a misguided effort to underscore agency investigators difficult work. It was met with outrage and caused the meeting to quickly dissolve.

yeah that'll definitely derail a meeting


"Oh, I've seen this one!" Ken Paxton was known to reply.
 
2022-09-30 3:13:15 PM  
Have you ever read something so stupid it gives you
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Ken Paxton eye?
 
2022-09-30 3:13:35 PM  
When idiot lunatic Louie Freaking Gohmert might have been the (marginally) less worst choice... you know someone is bad.
 
2022-09-30 3:13:50 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: AirForceVet: Seems like Ken Paxton sucks at his day job.

/You would think they'd impeach him.

What's his night job? He probably sucks at that, too.


He's a sniper for a local militia.  Yeah, shocked me too.
 
2022-09-30 3:20:12 PM  

mistahtom: [Fark user image image 425x616]
MFW Greg Abbott says so much stupid stuff


Ever downlow cum so hard you briefly suffer hemiparesis?
 
2022-09-30 3:33:23 PM  
Okay. But what do you want Texans to do? Vote for a DEMOCRAT??
 
2022-09-30 3:46:30 PM  
Republicans like assholes. Because they are assholes.

Yes, all of them.
 
2022-09-30 3:51:47 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: He's all about protecting the unborn. However, once they become children, it seems that Ken Paxton intensely dislikes them.


This is universally true of all Republicans.
 
2022-09-30 3:58:49 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Republicans like assholes. Because they are assholes.

Yes, all of them.


Even a few years ago I might have minorly pushed back about insisting they're ALL the same... but events of the past five to six years have proven... they are indeed all the same.  BEST case, they're utterly gutless and afraid to protest or even just vote against immoral behavior in their own party.

The one legit divide is between rich and poor Republicans.  The victimizers and the victims.  The poor Republicans are perfectly happy to be taken advantage of.  The rich ones, perfectly happy to ruin the lives of the poor Republicans.
 
2022-09-30 5:53:04 PM  
I'm still convinced the whole flying migrants around was to disappear children
 
2022-09-30 8:46:42 PM  
Paxton will get re-elected. Texas is a shiathole.
 
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