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(Mirror.co.uk)   Man admits giving two-month-old baby cocaine   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Perth and Kinross, Scots law, Perth, Scotland, Blairgowrie and Rattray, guilty plea, 30-year-old, Solicitor Michael O'Neill, two-month-old baby cocaine  
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1629 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Sep 2022 at 4:02 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-30 3:00:00 PM  
"If you're growing teeth, and want some gum relief, cocaine."

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- They ended up cutting this Clapton bit from Sesame Street
 
2022-09-30 4:04:06 PM  
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2022-09-30 4:04:45 PM  
What the hell is "baby cocaine"?
And does it lose its potency after 2 months?
 
2022-09-30 4:05:04 PM  
They are just making sure that's the coolest baby on the planet.

/now just try to get it to shut up
 
2022-09-30 4:05:16 PM  
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2022-09-30 4:05:36 PM  
Bully! It's how you grow up big and strong.
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2022-09-30 4:06:28 PM  
He was colicky, it's OK.
 
2022-09-30 4:07:20 PM  
Jeebus, babies don't need cocaine.

They need bourbon.
 
2022-09-30 4:09:01 PM  
I hope it was for a toothache
 
2022-09-30 4:09:55 PM  

EBN-OZN: What the hell is "baby cocaine"?
And does it lose its potency after 2 months?


Sure. It's like baby aspirin but with a cherry flavor.
 
2022-09-30 4:11:21 PM  
Did they not pay their cocaine licence?
 
2022-09-30 4:11:58 PM  
Kids got a screenplay he's wanting to produce.
 
2022-09-30 4:12:20 PM  
This time of year, I usually save my 'baby cocaine' for the trick or treaters.
 
2022-09-30 4:12:39 PM  
This guy is a lot crazier than he looks.
 
2022-09-30 4:13:08 PM  
idiot.  you don't give babies stimulants.  opioids and ludes are the way to go.

what a moron.
 
2022-09-30 4:13:11 PM  
That is a seriously dangerous lack of risk assessment and decision making skills, nevermind questionable morals.

I think we need a new legal classification for people that doesn't necessarily involve prison: "idiotic, requires adult supervision".  This guy should not be allowed to make choices.
 
2022-09-30 4:15:30 PM  
When my kids were little I wanted them to sleep and not shiat in their pants. So my videogame and drinking and smoking could continue unabated.
Giving little babies blow will do just the opposite.
This guy is obviously not a very good parent.
 
2022-09-30 4:19:17 PM  
That doesn't sound very baby metal.
 
2022-09-30 4:19:33 PM  

tom baker's scarf: idiot.  you don't give babies stimulants.  opioids and ludes are the way to go.

what a moron.


Good luck finding the ludes
 
2022-09-30 4:19:51 PM  

Unsung_Hero: That is a seriously dangerous lack of risk assessment and decision making skills, nevermind questionable morals.

I think we need a new legal classification for people that doesn't necessarily involve prison: "idiotic, requires adult supervision".  This guy should not be allowed to make choices.


Questionable morals? He's a lot less selfish than most cokeheads are.

More seriously, things like halfway houses are useful for people who can't make their own choices right now, but don't quite belong in prison.
 
2022-09-30 4:20:55 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: tom baker's scarf: idiot.  you don't give babies stimulants.  opioids and ludes are the way to go.

what a moron.

Good luck finding the ludes


Last I checked they're easy to get...if you live in South Africa.
 
2022-09-30 4:21:10 PM  

Dr. Bison: Bully! It's how you grow up big and strong.

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Why does he have a baby in stuffed in his onesie?
 
2022-09-30 4:22:15 PM  
That baby later in the week:

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2022-09-30 4:22:36 PM  

Unsung_Hero: That is a seriously dangerous lack of risk assessment and decision making skills, nevermind questionable morals.

I think we need a new legal classification for people that doesn't necessarily involve prison: "idiotic, requires adult supervision".  This guy should not be allowed to make choices.


A lack of risk assessment and decision making skills from a coke head.  I'm shocked
 
2022-09-30 4:22:42 PM  

fragMasterFlash: That doesn't sound very baby metal.


This does

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2022-09-30 4:25:24 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: tom baker's scarf: idiot.  you don't give babies stimulants.  opioids and ludes are the way to go.

what a moron.

Good luck finding the ludes


Don't make fun of the olds
 
2022-09-30 4:25:25 PM  
After reading that story the "what crimes have you reported?" at the end felt like a challenge.

No, Mirror, I don't think I can do better than babies on cocaine.  God.  Get off my back.
 
2022-09-30 4:27:47 PM  
When baby's cries grew hard to bear
I popped him in the Frigidaire  (Henry Graham)
 
2022-09-30 4:29:09 PM  
Legalize it.
 
2022-09-30 4:34:32 PM  
Seems like a waste of perfectly good cocaine.
 
2022-09-30 4:36:48 PM  

Malenfant: Unsung_Hero: That is a seriously dangerous lack of risk assessment and decision making skills, nevermind questionable morals.

I think we need a new legal classification for people that doesn't necessarily involve prison: "idiotic, requires adult supervision".  This guy should not be allowed to make choices.

Questionable morals? He's a lot less selfish than most cokeheads are.

More seriously, things like halfway houses are useful for people who can't make their own choices right now, but don't quite belong in prison.


That's not what halfway houses do
 
2022-09-30 4:37:16 PM  
Of course you give a two month old baby cocaine. What kind of asshole gives them adult cocaine?
 
2022-09-30 4:41:07 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: tom baker's scarf: idiot.  you don't give babies stimulants.  opioids and ludes are the way to go.

what a moron.

Good luck finding the ludes


You can ask Cosby. I'm sure he has some stashed somewhere.
 
2022-09-30 4:59:54 PM  

Boo_Guy: Dr. Bison: Bully! It's how you grow up big and strong.
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Why does he have a baby in stuffed in his onesie?


I always thought Fishman and Anastasio were more into H.
 
2022-09-30 5:46:24 PM  

trappedspirit: Legalize it.


Thank you.

/Stoners got their weed. I needs my coke.
 
2022-09-30 5:57:38 PM  
Typical coke head, thinking the solution to every problem is "more cocaine."
 
2022-09-30 6:00:54 PM  

Unsung_Hero: That is a seriously dangerous lack of risk assessment and decision making skills, nevermind questionable morals.

I think we need a new legal classification for people that doesn't necessarily involve prison: "idiotic, requires adult supervision".  This guy should not be allowed to make choices.


🙄
 
2022-09-30 6:01:52 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Typical coke head, thinking the solution to every problem is "more cocaine."


It isn't?
 
2022-09-30 6:26:29 PM  
I they don't have Halloween this may be the only avenue available to give their expensive drugs to children.
 
2022-09-30 6:41:08 PM  
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2022-09-30 6:51:38 PM  
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2022-09-30 6:55:35 PM  
When I was little, my Mom used to rub Paregoric on my gums.  Then my Dad told her what's in it.  No more opium for little Karl.
 
2022-09-30 6:59:39 PM  
"SOOO MUCH COKE!"

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2022-09-30 7:57:05 PM  

Subtonic: This time of year, I usually save my 'baby cocaine' for the trick or treaters.


And every year i scour my kids' candy trying to find it, only to be disappointed.
 
2022-09-30 8:34:33 PM  
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2022-09-30 8:39:55 PM  
You gotta add the coke to the sugar and spin it into cotton candy.

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2022-09-30 9:28:01 PM  
Really, dude? You want to give the crying machine something that will make it cry even more? At less give it some downers to keep it quiet. And if you doing it for schitts and giggles then give it LSD. But, the best option would have been to keep the drugs to yourself and go jump off of a bridge.
 
2022-09-30 11:40:30 PM  
Is two-year old 'baby cocaine' even still potent?
 
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