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(Salon)   Climate activists have a shiatty take on all the crap that Ron Johnson has been spewing out of his ass   (salon.com) divider line
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2022-09-30 1:38:01 PM  
now that is a name I haven't heard etc

gԾԾgled, and he's one hell of a broad spectrum buttmunch, but do i remember something specific?

what specific asshattery is he known for?
 
2022-09-30 7:00:51 PM  
It's always good to see at least someone gives a crap.
 
2022-09-30 7:06:11 PM  

Lady J: now that is a name I haven't heard etc

gԾԾgled, and he's one hell of a broad spectrum buttmunch, but do i remember something specific?

what specific asshattery is he known for?


He is a pretty fair bellwether, where if you see which position he is taking on pretty much any issue you can be sure it is the wrong one and you should support the opposite.
 
2022-09-30 7:08:04 PM  
Very lifelike rendering.
 
2022-09-30 7:09:01 PM  
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10x smarter than meatsack Ron Johnson.
 
2022-09-30 7:09:44 PM  
There's a shiat-Senator comin', Rick
So reel in the jib, before it's covered in shiat.
 
2022-09-30 7:15:39 PM  

vrax: [Fark user image image 530x501]

10x smarter than meatsack Ron Johnson.


And to boot it spews out 100% less bullshiat despite... you know... being 100% bullshiat...
 
2022-09-30 7:15:51 PM  
As someone who grew up on a cattle ranch and is far too familiar with the protestors' building material of choice, let me just offer admiration for the sheer level of spite the sculptor must have had for the subject in order to power through the unpleasant process of constructing this.  That's some world-changing kind of rage, there.
 
2022-09-30 7:18:46 PM  
100 year events happen at least once a year now and while the frequency of events has dropped the intensity is increasing. So yeah sure let's go with human activity has absolutely no impact whatsoever on anything.
How many times has a hurricane crossed over Florida, gained strength and made landfall a second time as a hurricane? Once. Desantis called it a 500 year event. When it happens again within the next couple of years what is it then?
 
2022-09-30 7:19:16 PM  
Republicans were negligent in voting against the IRA due to need for rural county revenues. That's funny to me.
 
2022-09-30 7:19:18 PM  

Lady J: now that is a name I haven't heard etc

gԾԾgled, and he's one hell of a broad spectrum buttmunch, but do i remember something specific?

what specific asshattery is he known for?


Well, for one, he's one of the Russpublican traitors who spent July 4 of 2018 in Moscow.

You know he's a GQPer because if any Democrat had done that they would've never, ever been allowed to live it down and been hounded by it to their grave.
 
2022-09-30 7:19:35 PM  
The Johnson poop statue, crafted by a Colorado manure artist

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2022-09-30 7:19:42 PM  
Well, that's one way to spend your time.

I'm all about us getting our sh*t together regarding climate change, but if you want to make things better and you're carving a statue out of poop to make that statement? You're doing it wrong.
 
2022-09-30 7:20:16 PM  

Lady J: now that is a name I haven't heard etc

gԾԾgled, and he's one hell of a broad spectrum buttmunch, but do i remember something specific?

what specific asshattery is he known for?


He is (arguably) the second stupidest member of the Senate, so he's got that going for him
 
2022-09-30 7:21:07 PM  
How can you tell the difference between the two?
 
2022-09-30 7:27:04 PM  

Quick and Dirty: Well, that's one way to spend your time.

I'm all about us getting our sh*t together regarding climate change, but if you want to make things better and you're carving a statue out of poop to make that statement? You're doing it wrong.


And you're posting on a website no one cares about. At least this is on the news. No one cares about you.
 
2022-09-30 7:32:18 PM  

Lady J: now that is a name I haven't heard etc

gԾԾgled, and he's one hell of a broad spectrum buttmunch, but do i remember something specific?

what specific asshattery is he known for?


Well, pick an issue and he's said something really farkin' stupid about it in the past few years.

Roe got reversed? "It was the correct decision" and "If you don't like it, move".

Competing for a federal contract to manufacture trucks for the Post Office? "We've got plenty of good paying jobs here."

I'm sure you could headline search his name and average a hit a week for the past two years.
 
2022-09-30 7:41:34 PM  

usahole: Lady J: now that is a name I haven't heard etc

gԾԾgled, and he's one hell of a broad spectrum buttmunch, but do i remember something specific?

what specific asshattery is he known for?

He is (arguably) the second stupidest member of the Senate, so he's got that going for him


Inhofe?  whatever his name is, with the... fking snowball
 
2022-09-30 7:44:25 PM  

Lady J: now that is a name I haven't heard etc

gԾԾgled, and he's one hell of a broad spectrum buttmunch, but do i remember something specific?

what specific asshattery is he known for?


He was the courier to convey the fake electoral votes to Pence on Jan 6th. He is a covid denier. And of course a climate change denier. Also in the running for dumbest man in the Senate.
 
2022-09-30 7:49:26 PM  
"My statements are consistent. I am not a climate change denier, but I also am not a climate change alarmist."

Previous paragraph:

"I don't know about you guys, but I think climate change is - as Lord Monckton said - bullsh*t," Johnson said. "By the way, it is."
 
2022-09-30 7:56:05 PM  
Probably number two in my top ten
 
2022-09-30 7:56:51 PM  

austerity101: Quick and Dirty: Well, that's one way to spend your time.

I'm all about us getting our sh*t together regarding climate change, but if you want to make things better and you're carving a statue out of poop to make that statement? You're doing it wrong.

And you're posting on a website no one cares about. At least this is on the news. No one cares about you.


So long as we can revel in posting in a place that nobody cares about, and congratulate ourselves on how nihilistic this whole endeavor is, because truly; nothing really matters anymore.

:(
 
2022-09-30 8:01:49 PM  

Lady J: usahole: Lady J: now that is a name I haven't heard etc

gԾԾgled, and he's one hell of a broad spectrum buttmunch, but do i remember something specific?

what specific asshattery is he known for?

He is (arguably) the second stupidest member of the Senate, so he's got that going for him

Inhofe?  whatever his name is, with the... fking snowball


Him or Grassley. But with Grassley is it senility or stupidity?
 
2022-09-30 8:05:50 PM  

Quick and Dirty: austerity101: Quick and Dirty: Well, that's one way to spend your time.

I'm all about us getting our sh*t together regarding climate change, but if you want to make things better and you're carving a statue out of poop to make that statement? You're doing it wrong.

And you're posting on a website no one cares about. At least this is on the news. No one cares about you.

So long as we can revel in posting in a place that nobody cares about, and congratulate ourselves on how nihilistic this whole endeavor is, because truly; nothing really matters anymore.

:(


My point is that they did something that got much more attention than anything you've done on the subject, and I'm wondering why it is that you feel that activists need to meet your arbitrary standards in order to be taken seriously. As though being taken seriously by you is even something that matters.

Stop telling activists how to do things. At least they're doing it, and this harms no one.
 
2022-09-30 8:08:50 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Probably number two in my top ten


Heh-heh..."number two"
 
2022-09-30 8:29:55 PM  

austerity101: Quick and Dirty: austerity101: Quick and Dirty: Well, that's one way to spend your time.

I'm all about us getting our sh*t together regarding climate change, but if you want to make things better and you're carving a statue out of poop to make that statement? You're doing it wrong.

And you're posting on a website no one cares about. At least this is on the news. No one cares about you.

So long as we can revel in posting in a place that nobody cares about, and congratulate ourselves on how nihilistic this whole endeavor is, because truly; nothing really matters anymore.

:(

My point is that they did something that got much more attention than anything you've done on the subject, and I'm wondering why it is that you feel that activists need to meet your arbitrary standards in order to be taken seriously. As though being taken seriously by you is even something that matters.

Stop telling activists how to do things. At least they're doing it, and this harms no one.


But it's poop -- they're carving effigies out of poop!
 
2022-09-30 8:35:41 PM  
That's one shiatty statue.
 
2022-09-30 8:36:38 PM  

Bermuda59: How can you tell the difference between the two?


You can see more soul in the eyes of the sh*t statue?
 
2022-09-30 9:47:26 PM  

Senseless_drivel: The Johnson poop statue, crafted by a Colorado manure artist

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2022-09-30 9:50:19 PM  

farkitallletitend: 100 year events happen at least once a year now and while the frequency of events has dropped the intensity is increasing. So yeah sure let's go with human activity has absolutely no impact whatsoever on anything.
How many times has a hurricane crossed over Florida, gained strength and made landfall a second time as a hurricane? Once. Desantis called it a 500 year event. When it happens again within the next couple of years what is it then?


Indisputable proof of the Jewish weather controll satellite.
 
2022-09-30 9:55:53 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Probably number two in my top ten


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2022-09-30 9:57:50 PM  
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2022-09-30 10:05:18 PM  

troyz99: Palined Parenthood: Probably number two in my top ten

Heh-heh..."number two"


I'd funny that but I want to keep it at 2
 
2022-09-30 10:07:26 PM  

Quick and Dirty: austerity101: Quick and Dirty: austerity101: Quick and Dirty: Well, that's one way to spend your time.

I'm all about us getting our sh*t together regarding climate change, but if you want to make things better and you're carving a statue out of poop to make that statement? You're doing it wrong.

And you're posting on a website no one cares about. At least this is on the news. No one cares about you.

So long as we can revel in posting in a place that nobody cares about, and congratulate ourselves on how nihilistic this whole endeavor is, because truly; nothing really matters anymore.

:(

My point is that they did something that got much more attention than anything you've done on the subject, and I'm wondering why it is that you feel that activists need to meet your arbitrary standards in order to be taken seriously. As though being taken seriously by you is even something that matters.

Stop telling activists how to do things. At least they're doing it, and this harms no one.

But it's poop -- they're carving effigies out of poop!


hey guys someone sponsor me for TF
 
2022-09-30 10:07:47 PM  

FatherChaos: That's one shiatty statue.


Literally as in literally!
 
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