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2022-09-30 11:56:33 AM  
Oh hoooooooooray!
 
2022-09-30 12:02:12 PM  
He said he was gonna
 
2022-09-30 12:02:17 PM  
Ah one org that can't do anything and one that won't. Much will be accomplished.
 
2022-09-30 12:03:42 PM  
Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.
 
2022-09-30 12:04:06 PM  
Site's farked.
 
2022-09-30 12:04:30 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.


Sounds like an alright way to go to me!
 
2022-09-30 12:05:45 PM  
Noon on whose time?
 
2022-09-30 12:06:15 PM  
Which noon?

SavageWombat: Noon on whose time?


*shakes fist*
 
2022-09-30 12:06:18 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.


I fully expect to die of a heart attack that way, so it's not too far off.
 
2022-09-30 12:06:55 PM  

Karma Chameleon: NewportBarGuy: Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.

Sounds like an alright way to go to me!


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let's do this thing
 
2022-09-30 12:07:07 PM  

logieal: Which noon?

SavageWombat: Noon on whose time?

*shakes fist*


Dark Brandon's Noon. There is no other.
 
2022-09-30 12:07:15 PM  
High Noon

Ron RayGun sez begin bombing immediately.
 
2022-09-30 12:08:01 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.


#brbjizzing
 
2022-09-30 12:08:51 PM  

1funguy: High Noon

Ron RayGun sez begin bombing immediately.


Five minutes.
 
2022-09-30 12:09:08 PM  
Reporter: "nuke threats/annexation blabla, do you call on President Zelensky to avoid these regions?"

NATO: "We call on President Putin to end the war."

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fark yeah
 
2022-09-30 12:09:50 PM  
Well, it's always high noon somewhere! (sparks doobie)
 
2022-09-30 12:10:03 PM  
Wow.  AP just suggested appeasement of a fascist warlord. I'm so proud.
 
2022-09-30 12:10:14 PM  
So long as I get enough notice that I can get up on my roof where I can watch Portland get hit.

Sucks being out in the sticks some times. I used to live in the shadow of a major weapons station where death would be immediate and with no warning.
 
2022-09-30 12:10:52 PM  
Luckily, I have reviewed my Vault-Tec Educational materials, so I know what makes me S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
 
2022-09-30 12:14:04 PM  

Armchair_Invective: Wow.  AP just suggested appeasement of a fascist warlord. I'm so proud.


They gave Trump another Diet Coke?
 
2022-09-30 12:14:32 PM  

SavageWombat: Noon on whose time?


The conference is already over basically.  He gave a brief statement which was really just reiterating NATO's standing position, updated for Russia's latest "referendums".  NATO considers them a sham and all the annexed territories, plus Crimea, are considered Ukraine and Ukraine has the right to keep/repossess them.

Questions have been pretty much also been him reiterating all the things NATO is doing.  He didn't give any definitive statement re Ukraine's application, when directly asked about it.
 
2022-09-30 12:16:06 PM  
Really hoping this isn't one of those somber, but necessary, days that change the course of history....
 
2022-09-30 12:16:19 PM  
WSJ: "look Ukraine is doing great on the battlefield, but can we talk about how them winning makes things increasingly dangerous?"
 
2022-09-30 12:16:30 PM  
Fortunately I bought a fifth of bourbon (Larceny) yesterday to ride out the hurricane. It should work for thermo-nuclear war too.
 
2022-09-30 12:17:09 PM  
it's already been 219 days. wtf
 
2022-09-30 12:17:32 PM  
I'm supposed to start my new job on Monday.  All I can do is hope there will be a Monday.

Always look on the bright side of life (or death): If there is no Monday, my overwhelming debt from being out of work isn't really going to matter much.
 
2022-09-30 12:18:09 PM  
Damn it today was the day I was going to start working out.
 
2022-09-30 12:18:36 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.


That's why I'm always jetting it. You never know when it will be your last one.

This is how I'm going out
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2022-09-30 12:18:38 PM  
As someone who lives in a juicy military target (Colorado Springs), I'm getting a kick...?
 
2022-09-30 12:18:41 PM  
I pray to Uncle Joe that the news is "Pooty poot tried to send up a nuke and it malfunctioned into Moscow.  Before it crashed, our subs in the area launched against every city in Russia.  Every city in Russia is now ashes.  And Moscow got nuked twice."
 
2022-09-30 12:19:19 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.


This guy did.

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2022-09-30 12:19:29 PM  
Meh
 
2022-09-30 12:19:45 PM  

SavageWombat: Noon on whose time?


Wherever the nukes hiat, it will been noon.
 
2022-09-30 12:19:58 PM  
"This sucks, don't give up"
 
2022-09-30 12:19:59 PM  
if I have to start eating these I would rather be vaporized
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2022-09-30 12:20:44 PM  

New Rising Sun: Questions have been pretty much also been him reiterating all the things NATO is doing.  He didn't give any definitive statement re Ukraine's application, when directly asked about it.


I doubt he can give an answer. It's not up to him. And it's pretty unlikely all the NATO countries would vote to let Ukraine in when it's in the middle of a war. That would force NATO to join the war. Basically, the current conflict has to end before Ukraine will be let in, but I wouldn't be surprised if they fast track it once the current war is done, whenever that is
 
2022-09-30 12:20:52 PM  

Zik-Zak: As someone who lives in a juicy military target (Colorado Springs), I'm getting a kick...?


Think of it this way: if Colorado Springs gets destroyed then that will eliminate a lot of hyper-Christian derp that emanates from there. It wouldn't be all bad is what I'm getting at. Try to look on the bright side!
 
2022-09-30 12:21:13 PM  

bzdrummer: if I have to start eating these I would rather be vaporized
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2022-09-30 12:21:30 PM  

Karma Chameleon: NewportBarGuy: Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.

Sounds like an alright way to go to me!


Go full meta and yank it to the missiles that are incoming.  Pun intended
 
2022-09-30 12:21:54 PM  
A world war will really get the economy going.
 
2022-09-30 12:21:57 PM  
That Norwegian with a heavy accent just made a lot more sense than anyone else recently.  It's a shame NATO are such a bunch of losers (TM)

(TM) Maga Cocl<suckers.
 
2022-09-30 12:22:01 PM  

Creoena: NewportBarGuy: Don't worry... there won't be an announcement before the missiles fly. One minute you'll be jerking it to PornHub and then you'll be vaporized.

So, make that last one count.

I fully expect to die of a heart attack that way, so it's not too far off.


He came and went at the same time
 
2022-09-30 12:22:03 PM  

Armchair_Invective: Wow.  AP just suggested appeasement of a fascist warlord. I'm so proud.


I didn't hear them mention Trump.
 
2022-09-30 12:22:57 PM  
We're dealilng with a cornered and injured animal that is lashing out, Putin needs to be put down or taken away from power down an elevator shaft or off a balcony.
 
2022-09-30 12:23:14 PM  

arrogantbastich: bzdrummer: if I have to start eating these I would rather be vaporized
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This is a reminder that some may say God took the wrong Bakker, but I now say He left Jim here for us to laugh at him, while we canonized Tammy Faye.
 
2022-09-30 12:23:20 PM  

ChrisDe: A world war will really get the economy going.


I could do with the money
I'm so wiped out with things as they are
 
2022-09-30 12:23:52 PM  

ChrisDe: A world war will really get the economy going.


You assume there'd be something resembling human civilization left.
 
2022-09-30 12:25:47 PM  

bluorangefyre: ChrisDe: A world war will really get the economy going.

You assume there'd be something resembling human civilization left.


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2022-09-30 12:25:54 PM  
It's OK, Cadet Bonespurs offered to go to Moscow and negotiate for peace.
 
2022-09-30 12:26:11 PM  
 
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