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(Cleveland 19)   The customer is always *BLAM*, shot   (cleveland19.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Cleveland, Hyundai of Bedford, English-language films, Employment, Plea, Assault, Battery, Andrew Mach  
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3328 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Sep 2022 at 12:34 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-30 11:32:25 AM  
Goiter lawyers
 
2022-09-30 12:36:20 PM  
guess I won't be shopping at that car dealership
 
2022-09-30 12:37:37 PM  
But did he buy the car?
 
2022-09-30 12:37:51 PM  
Should have purchased the Tru Coat.
 
2022-09-30 12:38:15 PM  
Where did this happen?

Thumbville?

/and I will show myself out.
 
2022-09-30 12:38:28 PM  
c.tenor.comView Full Size
 
2022-09-30 12:39:02 PM  
I was mostly kidding when I said anyone thinking of getting a Hyundai should be shot.
 
2022-09-30 12:39:15 PM  
This! This is what happens when you don't buy the extended warranty package people!
 
zez
2022-09-30 12:40:20 PM  
Are you sure you don't want the TruCoat?

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2022-09-30 12:40:59 PM  
What was the customer going to be arraigned for?
 
zez
2022-09-30 12:41:00 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Should have purchased the Tru Coat.


Dammit
 
2022-09-30 12:42:18 PM  

zez: Chief Superintendent Lookout: Should have purchased the Tru Coat.

Dammit


Kudos for posting a pic (I can't do so from my phone).
 
2022-09-30 12:43:14 PM  
I'd kill for a deal like that.
 
2022-09-30 12:45:20 PM  

fatassbastard: What was the customer going to be arraigned for?


Stealing a bullet from the car dealer.
 
2022-09-30 12:50:37 PM  

fatassbastard: What was the customer going to be arraigned for?


Littering...and creating a nuisance.
 
2022-09-30 12:55:24 PM  

drayno76: I was mostly kidding when I said anyone thinking of getting a Hyundai should be shot.



I drive a 2014 Sonata that I purchased new. Except for the free new engine last November due to the class action lawsuit, it's been a fantastic car. Car is  8 1/2 years old and I still have another 1 1/2 years/40K miles warranty on the transmission and several more years warranty on the engine.
 
2022-09-30 12:58:34 PM  
On one hand, who hasn't thought of shooting an annoying customer.
On the other, car dealer.

There are no heroes here.
 
2022-09-30 1:00:38 PM  
As someone who couldn't force people to take the survey; I can sympathize with salesmen.  Their under a insane amount of pressure.  It's a shame he didn't shoot the boss/owner
 
2022-09-30 1:02:08 PM  
I have worked many years in Customer Service...i'm not saying he was in the right, but I understand.
 
2022-09-30 1:03:09 PM  
This supply chain issue is getting serious. Someone needs to deliver Ohio some necks, stat.
 
2022-09-30 1:06:38 PM  
Jackie Brown (1997) - Melanie Provokes Louis Scene (8/12) | Movieclips
Youtube bXy8AgE7jBo
 
2022-09-30 1:10:01 PM  
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"Your Honor, we find the defendant Not Guilty By Reason Of A Manatee."
 
2022-09-30 1:11:11 PM  

dkimball: [YouTube video: Jackie Brown (1997) - Melanie Provokes Louis Scene (8/12) | Movieclips]


I love that scene.  And I love surfer girl. Damn shame she didn't take care of herself.  fark.
 
2022-09-30 1:11:33 PM  

fatassbastard: What was the customer going to be arraigned for?


Stampeding cattle...

Though the Vatican
 
2022-09-30 1:11:49 PM  

Unobtanium: fatassbastard: What was the customer going to be arraigned for?

Stampeding cattle...

Though the Vatican


Gah. Through
 
2022-09-30 1:13:12 PM  
Anyone who says, "the customer is always right", has *never* worked in customer service.

Sometimes (more often than not), the customer is an asshole, simply because they can be.

/yes, I RTFA
//no, I don't care
 
2022-09-30 1:19:14 PM  

Unobtanium: fatassbastard: What was the customer going to be arraigned for?

Stampeding cattle...

Though the Vatican


Kinky.
 
2022-09-30 1:21:36 PM  

kb7rky: Anyone who says, "the customer is always right", has *never* worked in customer service.

Sometimes (more often than not), the customer is an asshole, simply because they can be.

/yes, I RTFA
//no, I don't care


Anyone who says that is an idiot, because they're chopping off the second part of the quote.

"The customer is always right about what the customer wants".
 
2022-09-30 1:22:30 PM  
Is that one of those illusion pictures?
How many chins do you see in this image?
 
2022-09-30 1:24:27 PM  
Ground was stood.
 
2022-09-30 1:26:13 PM  
But....why? Why did he shoot the customer? Am I asking too much for a simple explanation? Did he kick the tires one too many times? Does he dare to eat a peach?
 
2022-09-30 1:30:32 PM  
Hyundai of Bedford has not replied to 19 News' questions about Mach's employment status...

Safe bet is that he's been fired.
 
2022-09-30 1:31:23 PM  
Feel like I'm missing so much information.
 
2022-09-30 1:37:30 PM  
Customer's check must have bounced.

Big Bill Hell's Cars (Original)
Youtube -rsEs4HWXeY


NOT SFW.
 
2022-09-30 1:38:46 PM  
...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this man has no neck. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
 
2022-09-30 1:52:57 PM  

RedfordRenegade: Is that one of those illusion pictures?
How many chins do you see in this image?


Like a Chinese phonebook.
 
2022-09-30 2:02:16 PM  
Why won't democrats do anything about all these shootings and violence?
 
2022-09-30 2:05:29 PM  
Reminds me of a diner near here, where one of the owner's family shot a person for leaving a bad review.

Guess the state. I dare you.
 
2022-09-30 2:31:34 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: kb7rky: Anyone who says, "the customer is always right", has *never* worked in customer service.

Sometimes (more often than not), the customer is an asshole, simply because they can be.

/yes, I RTFA
//no, I don't care

Anyone who says that is an idiot, because they're chopping off the second part of the quote.

"The customer is always right about what the customer wants".


Citation needed.
 
2022-09-30 2:49:32 PM  

Zog Zogu: [Fark user image 459x397]

"Your Honor, we find the defendant Not Guilty By Reason Of A Manatee."


You made me choke on a tortilla chip loaded with nacho goodness.
 
2022-09-30 3:07:53 PM  
Well that's an unfortunate ad placement.
Fark user imageView Full Size

/ Hyundai owns Kia.
 
2022-09-30 3:14:03 PM  

fiddlehead: Customer's check must have bounced.

[YouTube video: Big Bill Hell's Cars (Original)]

NOT SFW.


Lol I thought of this commercial too.

Also, this article has a bit more information.
 
2022-09-30 3:51:31 PM  
Terrible article.

However, the latest linked one above (ty) cites a 'dispute' (but no description) and indicates the customer did the unthinkable: he reached for his waistband.

....soooo
 
2022-09-30 4:43:17 PM  

kb7rky: Anyone who says, "the customer is always right", has *never* worked in customer service.

Sometimes (more often than not), the customer is an asshole, simply because they can be.

/yes, I RTFA
//no, I don't care


The customer is always right, within reason.  Outside of reason?  GTFO
 
2022-09-30 4:54:15 PM  

Schmerd1948: But....why? Why did he shoot the customer? Am I asking too much for a simple explanation? Did he kick the tires one too many times? Does he dare to eat a peach?


If you saw the victims family you'd know.
 
2022-09-30 5:02:18 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: I'd kill for a deal like that.


You're in luck. I talked to the manager and we can lower the price down to malicious wounding!
 
2022-09-30 5:39:17 PM  

morg: Schmerd1948: But....why? Why did he shoot the customer? Am I asking too much for a simple explanation? Did he kick the tires one too many times? Does he dare to eat a peach?

If you saw the victims family you'd know.


I finally watched the news report. Joey Noneck told the judge he wasn't going to give up his guns to protective custody. The judge did not wanna hear any of that. Genius level stupidity.
 
2022-09-30 6:14:34 PM  
Car dealerships make me all shooty too.
 
2022-09-30 10:02:30 PM  

Schmerd1948: morg: Schmerd1948: But....why? Why did he shoot the customer? Am I asking too much for a simple explanation? Did he kick the tires one too many times? Does he dare to eat a peach?

If you saw the victims family you'd know.

I finally watched the news report. Joey Noneck told the judge he wasn't going to give up his guns to protective custody. The judge did not wanna hear any of that. Genius level stupidity.


Whoever wrote that article should be shot in the hip. Can you imagine if this article was a movie and you're watching it with someone who always asks what's going on: I'm just as confused as you, Janet. Be quiet and I'm sure some Colombo-like detective will come in at the end and explain everything.
 
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