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513 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 30 Sep 2022 at 10:20 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-30 10:28:28 AM  
10 votes:
Breast Feed her Dad.
 
2022-09-30 11:58:04 AM  
10 votes:
Just go "all in".  Start buying craft beer and cigarettes and show up everywhere with curlers in your hair, a beer can in one hand and a cigarette in the other while dispensing solid life advice that is "technically correct".

"Once you've read the dictionary every other book you read is just a remix"
"Jesus promised to rid the world of sin.  We still have sin.  Odin promised to rid the world of the ice giants.  Seen any ice giants lately?"
"I told my friend I felt fat.  They told me I was beautiful.  I got pissed and yelled at them because I didn't say I felt ugly, I said I felt fat".
"My favorite paradox is asking Rick Astley for his copy of the movie Up.  He cannot give it to you as he will never give you Up.  However, in doing so he lets you down.  Thus creating the Astley Paradox."

And just talk to everyone, doesn't matter if you know them or not, like they are your best friend.  But only, and I mean only, hang out with this sister-in-law every day all day from sun up to sun down like this and doing this until she is done with her "mommy blog" and gets a real job where her rumors and lies only go as work events or he hits 1,000,000+ followers and can take you on monthly vacations.

Be.  A.  Legend.
 
2022-09-30 10:23:58 AM  
6 votes:
I should probably add that I am not serious.
 
2022-09-30 1:28:14 PM  
6 votes:
"We had our 13-year-old son shut down his FB account ten years ago"

Yes, 3 is too young for his own fb account.
 
2022-09-30 10:22:53 AM  
3 votes:
Trucs de fesses
 
2022-09-30 4:30:30 PM  
3 votes:
fark her husband.
 
2022-09-30 5:15:49 PM  
3 votes:

The Envoy: I should probably add that I am not serious.


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2022-09-30 7:03:23 PM  
3 votes:

basicstock: Why do we, as a society, constantly have to support that the idea of being alone is a bad thing?
I enjoy eating alone.  I actually taste the food more.


Oh well.  Wrong thread.
 
2022-09-30 10:22:32 AM  
2 votes:
Tell her that if she does you'll sue her for libel and with your settlement you'll go on a cruise with an impeccable alibi and have her killed by a demented crackhead while you're sipping margaritas on deck.
 
2022-09-30 9:41:43 PM  
2 votes:

Recoil Therapy: If you kill all her children then she won't be able to have a mommy blog any longer...just sayin'


That seems a bit extreme.  Wouldn't it make more sense to sell the children rather than just waste them?
 
2022-09-30 10:41:56 PM  
2 votes:

Unsung_Hero: Recoil Therapy: If you kill all her children then she won't be able to have a mommy blog any longer...just sayin'

That seems a bit extreme.  Wouldn't it make more sense to sell the children rather than just waste them?


Well, with the crackdown on sex trafficking these days, even if you just sold them to be house servants somewhere, there's the risk of the trafficking accusation catching you along the line at some point.

I just figured that getting rid of them entirely mitigates that long term risk...

/goes to take a long shower after this conversation
 
2022-09-30 11:01:28 AM  
1 vote:
Butt stuff?
 
2022-09-30 11:19:53 AM  
1 vote:
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2022-09-30 11:40:16 AM  
1 vote:
get a shovel, bury her deep
 
2022-09-30 12:34:56 PM  
1 vote:
Stop letting the biatch life rent-free in your head.

Of all the useless feel-good platitudes I hear every day, this one is at the top of the list of emptiness,
parroted by simpletons.
 
2022-09-30 1:37:08 PM  
1 vote:
To directly address the question in the title: She's jelly.  Seduce her.  Have your fun, but don't bring her to orgasm.  Leave, laughing, and never call.

Don't forget to 'forget' your phone is recording, and get a record of the event in case there is a dispute over the details.
 
2022-09-30 2:09:32 PM  
1 vote:

The Envoy: Tell her that if she does you'll sue her for libel and with your settlement you'll go on a cruise with an impeccable alibi and have her killed by a demented crackhead while you're sipping margaritas on deck.


Now, that's a Hallmark Channel movie I would watch.
 
2022-09-30 2:50:11 PM  
1 vote:
All you have to do now, is take those lies, and make them true.
 
2022-09-30 9:27:43 PM  
1 vote:
If you kill all her children then she won't be able to have a mommy blog any longer...just sayin'
 
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