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(National Day Calendar)   4 out of 5 dentists recommend September 30 for their patients who chew gum   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Sugar substitute, Confectionery, Chewing gum, Xylitol, Gum, Mastication, Pops, Bubble  
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2022-09-30 7:59:49 PM  
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2022-09-30 8:01:44 PM  
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2022-09-30 8:01:49 PM  
Chewing sugar-free gum improves overall oral hygiene while also helping to curb cravings and improving digestion.

I asked my dentist about this one time.  They said it's not the gum itself, but rather the production of extra saliva helping to clean your mouth (without the addition of harmful things like sugar at the same time).
2022-09-30 8:04:54 PM  

BretMavrik: [Fark user image 736x233]

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/so glad I don't have to sit through youtube ads from this idiot anymore
2022-09-30 9:01:40 PM  
I have not had gum for probably 20 years. Sometimes I miss it, but most of the time I do not. And I am not sure why because as a kid I was a major gum junkie.
2022-09-30 9:10:35 PM  
disgusting habit
2022-09-30 9:14:37 PM  
There are four stages of dentistry.

1. First filling.
2. Second filling.
3. Root Canal/Crown.
4. Implant.

The rest is up to the Hygienists.
2022-09-30 9:50:57 PM  
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2022-09-30 10:19:18 PM  
Que c'est bizarre! Que c'est curieux! Et quelle coincidence!

Guess who had a dental appointment today, September 30, 2022?

Brantgoose hint: It was me!

It is like Subby was reading my calendar or clock.

2022-09-30 10:32:24 PM Full Size
2022-09-30 10:38:19 PM  
My Fam celebrated two factitious American National Days recently. Sons' day and Daugthers' Day. Sons day is actually a misnomer because it is celebrated in March and September. Both holidays are the bloating glurge fests that only Mother's Day used to be, when it was about Mother Church, not literally proginators.

I had no prior suspicion that today was another National Day. Let alone it was Chewing Gum day. Or that I would be making my way from home for three hours from bench seat to seat. Or that a simple cleaning would result in hours of stumbling from one seat to the nearest set for hours in order to get home to sleep it off.

It's like being drunk only less pointless and self-inflicteed.

You can tell I am feeling better now though because I have the strenth to type. Moan, groan, biatch, complian and whine.
2022-09-30 10:39:21 PM  

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Like Scriptures say, it's not what goes into the mouth that is a Sin, it's what comes out.
2022-10-01 4:10:02 PM  
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