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(9News (Australia))   Maybe this sick panda can bring Taiwan and China to a better diplomatic understanding. It would be nice, like pandas   (9news.com.au) divider line
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2022-09-30 10:48:23 PM  
....sick panda....

Dennis Rodman?
 
2022-09-30 10:51:18 PM  
Pandas are the special needs of the animal world.  The only reason they aren't already extinct is due to massive efforts by humans to breed them.  And the dumb, fluffy bastards are doing their best to become extinct despite our best efforts.
 
2022-09-30 10:52:50 PM  
Sick Pandas might be a good Beatles/big band mashup group name.
 
2022-09-30 10:54:33 PM  
Putting money on China claiming that Taiwan literally stole the panda from China's lands and invading.
 
2022-09-30 10:55:07 PM  
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2022-09-30 11:07:14 PM  
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2022-09-30 11:09:06 PM  

OgreMagi: Pandas are the special needs of the animal world.  The only reason they aren't already extinct is due to massive efforts by humans to breed them.  And the dumb, fluffy bastards are doing their best to become extinct despite our best efforts.


They were the frigging worst when they had them at the Toronto Zoo. Just laying around while gnawing on bamboo all day. Not worth the wait when you could walk 200m to see the polar bears. Now those are majestic killing machines who aren't an embarrassment to the ursines.
 
2022-09-30 11:10:52 PM  
Pandas aren't nice.
 
2022-09-30 11:16:25 PM  
Pandaring is unseemly.
 
2022-10-01 12:12:59 AM  
I don't think Taiwan's request is what we think it is.

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2022-10-01 12:33:00 AM  
Hahaha thats stupid. Taiwan needs to obtain nukes asap.
 
2022-10-01 12:54:09 AM  
They already have a diplomatic understanding.  It's been working well for decades.

Xi Jinping's getting on in years, and official legacy is top-of-mind.  Reunification is part of his general mandate.  Everything will calm down again when he steps down.  Putin's example will make him hesitant at least.
 
2022-10-01 1:08:08 AM  

foo monkey: Pandas aren't nice.


THIS.

Pandas can be farking vicious, just like any bear.

You would not want to run into a panda in the wild, not that there's a chance you ever will.
 
2022-10-01 9:44:52 AM  
Panda effing DESTROYED Angela Lee last night.

wait, a real one?
 
2022-10-01 3:11:47 PM  
Just hope China doesn't go with their usual douche bag response.
 
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