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(IGN)   IHOP launching menu based on X-Box games. Don't order the Red Ring Of Death   (ign.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Breakfast foods, Full breakfast, Sausage, new Xbox-related prizes, later date, limited time, Pancake, Meat  
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2022-09-30 6:01:09 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen, from IHOP's Chief Marketing Officer's LinkedIn

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2022-09-30 7:42:39 AM  
Actually, "red rings of death" would be an excellent name for Ghost Pepper onion rings.
 
2022-09-30 7:46:23 AM  

nmrsnr: Actually, "red rings of death" would be an excellent name for Ghost Pepper onion rings.


Yup, because that's what you get after your first cup of coffee the following morning...
 
2022-09-30 8:40:35 AM  
Gamers will mostly have the unwashed taint-sweat pancakes.
 
2022-09-30 8:50:07 AM  
The Assassin's Creed dishes are amazing recipes from the middle ages but you first have to spend fifteen minutes eating plain oatmeal from the present day.
 
2022-09-30 9:20:21 AM  
Just don't drink the tea. I know how it's steeped.
 
2022-09-30 10:50:02 AM  
Did IGN get new writers, because video game tie ins been around for over 3 decades.
 
2022-09-30 12:17:24 PM  
PUT THAT IN THE HOTY RUNNING RIGHT GODDAMN NOW
 
2022-09-30 2:16:53 PM  

nmrsnr: Actually, "red rings of death" would be an excellent name for Ghost Pepper onion rings.


having done some promo menu work for IHOP they're obsessed with pumping up their non-breakfast menu, you should send your resume to the guy listed in the post above yours
 
2022-09-30 2:19:04 PM  
I thought the RROD was what taint-tanners get if they aren't careful.
 
2022-10-01 12:18:14 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Did IGN get new writers, because video game tie ins been around for over 3 decades.


They were reporting on new menu tie ins, not expressing surprise that it existed.
 
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