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(ESPN)   Five Friday night games including one ranked team playing for college football. It starts off with Tulane-Houston at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN, with UTSA-Middle Tennessee St., SDSU-BSU, (15) Washington-UCLA, and New Mexico-UNLV. Week 5 has been fun so far   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-10-01 1:45:55 AM  
4 votes:

HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.


I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB
 
2022-10-01 1:52:04 AM  
3 votes:

RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)


Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.
 
2022-10-01 1:42:32 AM  
2 votes:

Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket


He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.
 
2022-10-01 1:54:24 AM  
2 votes:

HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.


Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"
 
2022-10-01 1:55:42 AM  
2 votes:

puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"


And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar
 
2022-10-01 12:28:33 AM  
1 vote:
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Penix is flaccid
 
2022-10-01 12:28:49 AM  
1 vote:
And the Husky D is no rocket
 
2022-10-01 12:59:11 AM  
1 vote:

puffy999: Rent Party: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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Bringing that Big Penix Energy I see


Kid looks good even when he is getting beat!

Beating Penix will be the best Chip Kelley ever gets.
 
2022-10-01 1:00:23 AM  
1 vote:

HeathenHealer: puffy999: Now it's time to rub one out doggy D

/wait

Right or left handed?


Whatever the geoduck wants
 
2022-10-01 1:06:49 AM  
1 vote:
I have one word for all Husky fans after my apparently accurate joke prediction came true:

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2022-10-01 1:12:54 AM  
1 vote:

RealDawgsWearPurple: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

Have you jinxed this?


Yeah - Joker
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2022-10-01 1:47:52 AM  
1 vote:

RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB


Bwahahahahahaah, we played that in HS all the time in the library. Bonus: my mom often worked in the library for a something to do. Me and my buddies still play in public.
 
2022-10-01 1:49:03 AM  
1 vote:

RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB


This move is what is known in the joke game as
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2022-10-01 1:59:41 AM  
1 vote:

HeathenHealer: puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"

And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar


And if someone scoffs it's an instant transition to "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"
 
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