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(ESPN)   Five Friday night games including one ranked team playing for college football. It starts off with Tulane-Houston at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN, with UTSA-Middle Tennessee St., SDSU-BSU, (15) Washington-UCLA, and New Mexico-UNLV. Week 5 has been fun so far   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-09-30 8:24:41 PM  
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puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win


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2022-10-01 1:45:55 AM  
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HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.


I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB
 
2022-10-01 12:34:12 AM  
1 vote:

puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win


Have you jinxed this?
 
2022-10-01 1:06:49 AM  
1 vote:
I have one word for all Husky fans after my apparently accurate joke prediction came true:

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2022-10-01 1:10:12 AM  
1 vote:

RealDawgsWearPurple: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

Have you jinxed this?


Dammit Puffy!
 
2022-10-01 1:55:42 AM  
1 vote:

puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"


And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar
 
2022-10-01 1:59:41 AM  
1 vote:

HeathenHealer: puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"

And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar


And if someone scoffs it's an instant transition to "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"
 
2022-10-01 2:00:42 AM  
1 vote:

puffy999: HeathenHealer: puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"

And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar

And if someone scoffs it's an instant transition to "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"


Pffffft. Then we start screaming VAGINA
 
2022-10-01 2:05:17 AM  
1 vote:

Meireles16: Last time I was at the Rose Bowl, I saw UCLA lose to San Diego State on a hot day with nobody there. Next week I will probably see UCLA lose to Utah on a hot day with more people there (My guess is 50k or so). Go Bruins!


(grumbling) Good game.
 
2022-10-01 2:23:22 AM  
1 vote:
If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.
 
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