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(ESPN)   Five Friday night games including one ranked team playing for college football. It starts off with Tulane-Houston at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN, with UTSA-Middle Tennessee St., SDSU-BSU, (15) Washington-UCLA, and New Mexico-UNLV. Week 5 has been fun so far   (espn.com) divider line
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:44:22 AM  
Avatar...

Ffs
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-01 1:44:42 AM  
Bold strategy to count on forcing another punt
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 1:45:55 AM  

HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.


I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:46:02 AM  

puffy999: Avatar...

Ffs


I gotdamn hated that movie. I didn't see it right away, but heard SOOOOOOOOOOO much hype. It was long, boring, and terribly predictable.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:47:52 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB


Bwahahahahahaah, we played that in HS all the time in the library. Bonus: my mom often worked in the library for a something to do. Me and my buddies still play in public.
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-01 1:48:19 AM  
And fark Fansville, bring back Larry if ya have too Dr Pepper
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:49:03 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB


This move is what is known in the joke game as
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RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 1:49:34 AM  

HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB

Bwahahahahahaah, we played that in HS all the time in the library. Bonus: my mom often worked in the library for a something to do. Me and my buddies still play in public.


If I hadn't been able to come up with that idea, I would've just ignored it. I used to be a kid; I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-01 1:50:25 AM  

puffy999: RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB

This move is what is known in the joke game as
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5 on 2 is what we called an "accidental" grab of the balls to get out of a bad situation wrestling.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:51:39 AM  
Did that guy just.... NOT try to tackle the guy with the ball?
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:52:04 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)


Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 1:52:37 AM  

HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.


I mean for the adult among middle school students. Especially when that adult is a substitute.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:52:50 AM  

puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win


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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:54:24 AM  

HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.


Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:54:59 AM  
Jeebus, that PAC 12 has a lot of highly ranked teams. Are they that good or are we still on pre-season typed rankings?
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:55:42 AM  

puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"


And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:56:30 AM  
Jesus Dogs...
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 1:57:28 AM  
Oh well. Still undefeated on Saturdays...?
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 1:59:41 AM  

HeathenHealer: puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"

And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar


And if someone scoffs it's an instant transition to "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 2:00:42 AM  

puffy999: HeathenHealer: puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"

And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar

And if someone scoffs it's an instant transition to "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"


Pffffft. Then we start screaming VAGINA
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 2:03:32 AM  

puffy999: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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Please, next time, use your powers for good instead of evil.
 
Meireles16
2022-10-01 2:04:16 AM  
Last time I was at the Rose Bowl, I saw UCLA lose to San Diego State on a hot day with nobody there. Next week I will probably see UCLA lose to Utah on a hot day with more people there (My guess is 50k or so). Go Bruins!
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 2:05:17 AM  

Meireles16: Last time I was at the Rose Bowl, I saw UCLA lose to San Diego State on a hot day with nobody there. Next week I will probably see UCLA lose to Utah on a hot day with more people there (My guess is 50k or so). Go Bruins!


(grumbling) Good game.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 2:07:27 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: puffy999: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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Please, next time, use your powers for good instead of evil.


I tried using my power for Oregon State last week but Chance f*cking Nolan's biatch ass...

God the Beavers need a Penix. Sure he may let you down sometimes but he comes when he's called.
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-01 2:08:15 AM  
Anyone watching USA bs China?
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 2:10:49 AM  

puffy999: RealDawgsWearPurple: puffy999: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

[thumbs.gfycat.com image 500x210] [View Full Size image _x_]

Please, next time, use your powers for good instead of evil.

I tried using my power for Oregon State last week but Chance f*cking Nolan's biatch ass...

God the Beavers need a Penix. Sure he may let you down sometimes but he comes when he's called.


Go OSU! I like the Beavers.

But ideally not on Nov 4. I'll cheer for them the rest of the season, though.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 2:11:22 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Anyone watching USA bs China?


Meh, gotta get a little sleep. The Vikings play in 31 hours.
 
Rent Party
2022-10-01 2:23:22 AM  
If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 2:27:17 AM  

Rent Party: If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.


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The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 2:30:09 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Anyone watching USA bs China?


I am...it's on the jumbo screen at Buffalo Wild Wings.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-01 4:58:24 AM  
Awwww
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Rent Party
2022-10-01 11:14:06 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: Rent Party: If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.

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Where do I get one?
 
RealDawgsWearPurple
2022-10-01 3:31:08 PM  

Rent Party: RealDawgsWearPurple: Rent Party: If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.

[Fark user image 850x850]

Where do I get one?


Penix partnered with Simply Seattle to sell them: https://www.simplyseattle.com/collections/huskies?utm_source=all&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=penix
 
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