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(ESPN)   Five Friday night games including one ranked team playing for college football. It starts off with Tulane-Houston at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN, with UTSA-Middle Tennessee St., SDSU-BSU, (15) Washington-UCLA, and New Mexico-UNLV. Week 5 has been fun so far   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-09-30 12:38:25 AM  
It's mostly out west this Friday I see.
 
2022-09-30 4:53:39 PM  
Watch UCLA somehow win
 
2022-09-30 8:24:41 PM  

puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win


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2022-09-30 8:57:06 PM  

Rent Party: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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Bringing that Big Penix Energy I see
 
2022-09-30 10:47:32 PM  
Penix
Endzone

Score
 
2022-09-30 11:28:45 PM  
Doink for 3
 
2022-10-01 12:03:26 AM  

puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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2022-10-01 12:17:22 AM  

Rent Party: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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Go Huskies!

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2022-10-01 12:28:33 AM  
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Penix is flaccid
 
2022-10-01 12:28:49 AM  
And the Husky D is no rocket
 
2022-10-01 12:34:12 AM  

puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win


Have you jinxed this?
 
2022-10-01 12:42:03 AM  
Marineeers....
 
2022-10-01 12:43:30 AM  

puffy999: Marineeers....


I've been trying to find a news story about it to submit, but there aren't any yet. Which I guess means no one was expecting it actually happen so there were no stories ready to go.
 
2022-10-01 12:43:33 AM  
Is UCLA good?
 
2022-10-01 12:44:37 AM  
Jeeez Huskies

You Shouldn't Have Been Talking Shit | Katt Williams
Youtube J6kIEfGNT-U
 
2022-10-01 12:44:52 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Is UCLA good?


Pfffftahahahahaha

No.
 
2022-10-01 12:49:09 AM  
The UCLA QB basically juked two UW defenders into blowing each other up
 
2022-10-01 12:51:34 AM  

puffy999: Hillbilly Jim: Is UCLA good?

Pfffftahahahahaha

No.


They look better than they have been the last few years. But still not sure. Go Bruins!
 
2022-10-01 12:52:25 AM  
So many penalties...
 
2022-10-01 12:55:36 AM  
TD Huskies
 
2022-10-01 12:56:50 AM  
Now it's time to rub one out doggy D

/wait
 
2022-10-01 12:57:29 AM  
Come on Huskies, I just want a semi-competitive game to pass out fall asleep to.
 
2022-10-01 12:58:12 AM  

puffy999: Now it's time to rub one out doggy D

/wait


Right or left handed?
 
2022-10-01 12:58:24 AM  
More Husky touchdowns, please.

/unanswered, of course
 
2022-10-01 12:59:11 AM  

puffy999: Rent Party: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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Bringing that Big Penix Energy I see


Kid looks good even when he is getting beat!

Beating Penix will be the best Chip Kelley ever gets.
 
2022-10-01 1:00:23 AM  

HeathenHealer: puffy999: Now it's time to rub one out doggy D

/wait

Right or left handed?


Whatever the geoduck wants
 
2022-10-01 1:01:59 AM  
Gophers/Bruins Rose Bowl. Book it. Done
 
2022-10-01 1:02:48 AM  
TD BRUINS
 
2022-10-01 1:03:01 AM  

HeathenHealer: Gophers/Bruins Rose Bowl. Book it. Done


Kill me

/farking Beavers...
 
2022-10-01 1:03:03 AM  
Huskies have been missing tackles all over the field.
 
2022-10-01 1:03:16 AM  
Lol no doggy D tonight
 
2022-10-01 1:03:51 AM  
Has anyone told the Huskies we're not playing two-hand touch?
 
2022-10-01 1:06:49 AM  
I have one word for all Husky fans after my apparently accurate joke prediction came true:

Pioneer TV Ad 1994
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2022-10-01 1:09:36 AM  
Washington goes into motion for the sake of going into motion
Ffs you're down 24 show some f*cking urgency
 
2022-10-01 1:10:12 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

Have you jinxed this?


Dammit Puffy!
 
2022-10-01 1:10:23 AM  

puffy999: Washington goes into motion for the sake of going into motion
Ffs you're down 24 show some f*cking urgency


Right? I noticed the same thing. Then they threw a meaningless WR screen for 3 yards.
 
2022-10-01 1:11:40 AM  
I feel like Mike McDaniel shouldn't being saying shiat about Tua at this point. Seriously STFU and let the NFL investigate.
 
2022-10-01 1:12:54 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

Have you jinxed this?


Yeah - Joker
Youtube W1dXB_XpmXs
 
2022-10-01 1:14:08 AM  
Penix really stares down his receivers.
 
2022-10-01 1:14:15 AM  

puffy999: RealDawgsWearPurple: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

Have you jinxed this?

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My UCLA-fan coworker is going to be even MORE insufferable on Monday if your curse can't be broken.
 
2022-10-01 1:21:23 AM  
Huskies not ready to get on the cart
 
2022-10-01 1:23:36 AM  
Huskies not on the cart, but they're on the vet table with the first needle inside, hoping for a miracle.

/aw I made myself sad..
 
2022-10-01 1:30:40 AM  
Opportune time to force a punt
 
2022-10-01 1:36:47 AM  
No drive from that screen blocker wtf
 
2022-10-01 1:38:29 AM  
Ouch. Bad time to lose your cool
 
2022-10-01 1:40:14 AM  
TD HUSKIES.
 
2022-10-01 1:40:50 AM  
Penix firm in the pocket
 
2022-10-01 1:41:29 AM  
Penix sprinkling it in the endzone
 
2022-10-01 1:41:37 AM  
I really didn't think we would score on that drive.

/do it again
 
2022-10-01 1:42:32 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket


He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.
 
2022-10-01 1:44:22 AM  
Avatar...

Ffs
 
2022-10-01 1:44:42 AM  
Bold strategy to count on forcing another punt
 
2022-10-01 1:45:55 AM  

HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.


I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB
 
2022-10-01 1:46:02 AM  

puffy999: Avatar...

Ffs


I gotdamn hated that movie. I didn't see it right away, but heard SOOOOOOOOOOO much hype. It was long, boring, and terribly predictable.
 
2022-10-01 1:47:52 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB


Bwahahahahahaah, we played that in HS all the time in the library. Bonus: my mom often worked in the library for a something to do. Me and my buddies still play in public.
 
2022-10-01 1:48:19 AM  
And fark Fansville, bring back Larry if ya have too Dr Pepper
 
2022-10-01 1:49:03 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB


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2022-10-01 1:49:34 AM  

HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB

Bwahahahahahaah, we played that in HS all the time in the library. Bonus: my mom often worked in the library for a something to do. Me and my buddies still play in public.


If I hadn't been able to come up with that idea, I would've just ignored it. I used to be a kid; I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)
 
2022-10-01 1:50:25 AM  

puffy999: RealDawgsWearPurple: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Penix firm in the pocket

He penetrated that defense with force, but in a respectful manner.

I work for a school district, and a couple days ago a bunch of middle schoolers were playing Penis. For the unfamiliar, the game is played by yelling "PENIS!" loudly until you get an adult to be irritated with you. I played dumb and said, "Oh, the Husky quarterback? Mike Penix?" and it confused them enough that they stopped playing.

/CSB

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5 on 2 is what we called an "accidental" grab of the balls to get out of a bad situation wrestling.
 
2022-10-01 1:51:39 AM  
Did that guy just.... NOT try to tackle the guy with the ball?
 
2022-10-01 1:52:04 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)


Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.
 
2022-10-01 1:52:37 AM  

HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.


I mean for the adult among middle school students. Especially when that adult is a substitute.
 
2022-10-01 1:52:50 AM  

puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win


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2022-10-01 1:54:24 AM  

HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.


Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"
 
2022-10-01 1:54:59 AM  
Jeebus, that PAC 12 has a lot of highly ranked teams. Are they that good or are we still on pre-season typed rankings?
 
2022-10-01 1:55:42 AM  

puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"


And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar
 
2022-10-01 1:56:30 AM  
Jesus Dogs...
 
2022-10-01 1:57:28 AM  
Oh well. Still undefeated on Saturdays...?
 
2022-10-01 1:59:41 AM  

HeathenHealer: puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"

And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar


And if someone scoffs it's an instant transition to "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"
 
2022-10-01 2:00:42 AM  

puffy999: HeathenHealer: puffy999: HeathenHealer: RealDawgsWearPurple: I know that the only winning move is to not play. :)

Oh bullshiat. The only winning move is to scream PENIS so loud the whole bar stops what they're doing to see what's going on.

Come on, be an adult.

You SING the word "PENIS"

And really, it's much more fun in Old Navy than a bar

And if someone scoffs it's an instant transition to "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"


Pffffft. Then we start screaming VAGINA
 
2022-10-01 2:03:32 AM  

puffy999: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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Please, next time, use your powers for good instead of evil.
 
2022-10-01 2:04:16 AM  
Last time I was at the Rose Bowl, I saw UCLA lose to San Diego State on a hot day with nobody there. Next week I will probably see UCLA lose to Utah on a hot day with more people there (My guess is 50k or so). Go Bruins!
 
2022-10-01 2:05:17 AM  

Meireles16: Last time I was at the Rose Bowl, I saw UCLA lose to San Diego State on a hot day with nobody there. Next week I will probably see UCLA lose to Utah on a hot day with more people there (My guess is 50k or so). Go Bruins!


(grumbling) Good game.
 
2022-10-01 2:07:27 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: puffy999: puffy999: Watch UCLA somehow win

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Please, next time, use your powers for good instead of evil.


I tried using my power for Oregon State last week but Chance f*cking Nolan's biatch ass...

God the Beavers need a Penix. Sure he may let you down sometimes but he comes when he's called.
 
2022-10-01 2:08:15 AM  
Anyone watching USA bs China?
 
2022-10-01 2:10:49 AM  

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Please, next time, use your powers for good instead of evil.

I tried using my power for Oregon State last week but Chance f*cking Nolan's biatch ass...

God the Beavers need a Penix. Sure he may let you down sometimes but he comes when he's called.


Go OSU! I like the Beavers.

But ideally not on Nov 4. I'll cheer for them the rest of the season, though.
 
2022-10-01 2:11:22 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Anyone watching USA bs China?


Meh, gotta get a little sleep. The Vikings play in 31 hours.
 
2022-10-01 2:23:22 AM  
If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.
 
2022-10-01 2:27:17 AM  

Rent Party: If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.


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2022-10-01 2:30:09 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Anyone watching USA bs China?


I am...it's on the jumbo screen at Buffalo Wild Wings.
 
2022-10-01 4:58:24 AM  
Awwww
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2022-10-01 11:14:06 AM  

RealDawgsWearPurple: Rent Party: If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.

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Where do I get one?
 
2022-10-01 3:31:08 PM  

Rent Party: RealDawgsWearPurple: Rent Party: If Penix doesn't go on to a hall of fame NFL career the world will be denied decades of lolz.

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Where do I get one?


Penix partnered with Simply Seattle to sell them: https://www.simplyseattle.com/collections/huskies?utm_source=all&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=penix
 
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