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(The US Sun)   Jack Dorsey to Elon Musk: Twitter is doomed. A new platform is needed   (the-sun.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Tesla Motors, Text messaging, Elon Musk, Twitter, Elon Musk's addition, JACK Dorsey, Twitter's board, Court records  
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2022-09-29 7:24:51 PM  
Well thanks for dumping the whole mess into our laps and running for the hills, you worthless homunculus.
 
2022-09-29 7:39:18 PM  
Can we just like, dissolve it?
 
2022-09-29 8:09:20 PM  
Let's see if Elon buys Truth Social and merges it with Twitter, just for teh lulz.
 
2022-09-29 9:02:17 PM  
Dorsey's initial text to Musk about Twitter reportedly said: "A new platform is needed. It can't be a company. That's why I left."

Translation:  "I need to make lots of money with a product that I can't be held responsible for."
 
2022-09-29 9:15:56 PM  
"Selling out most of humanity is the only way I can get an erection" Jack Dorsey.
 
2022-09-29 9:17:58 PM  
The world doesn't need a twitter

Jack Dorksy and other meglomaniacs do

But the world sure does not need social media
 
2022-09-29 9:18:59 PM  
I gotta go with the Norm MacDonald answer to this one.
 
2022-09-29 9:23:15 PM  
No worries, Elon will personally turn it around after the courts order him to pay $44 billion dollars for it.

I'm sure the "no ads, no income" is exactly what he and his investment backers are gunning for.
 
2022-09-29 9:23:45 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: I gotta go with the Norm MacDonald answer to this one.


I didn't know he was sick.
 
2022-09-29 9:25:32 PM  

dyhchong: No worries, Elon will personally turn it around after the courts order him to pay $44 billion dollars for it.

I'm sure the "no ads, no income" is exactly what he and his investment backers are gunning for.


Much like Fark, I think Twitter could charge $5/month for an edit button.
 
2022-09-29 9:27:45 PM  
If Elon destroys Twiiter it will be like somebody sent Charlie Manson back in time and he killed Hitler.
 
2022-09-29 9:32:00 PM  

jso2897: If Elon destroys Twiiter it will be like somebody sent Charlie Manson back in time and he killed Hitler.


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2022-09-29 9:33:08 PM  
Yeah sure Dorsey didn't leave Twitter because he got really busy with Block and couldn't handle being CEO of two biggish tech companies at once.
 
2022-09-29 9:40:08 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: I gotta go with the Norm MacDonald answer to this one.


Drive it off the back of a truck while shouting "Eff you!"?

Not obscure.
 
2022-09-29 9:42:04 PM  
A text message service morphed into a combination blogging platform and image gallery, and inelegantly so.

Let's fit both WordPress and Instagram into 160 characters said no credibly sane person.

Oh I know, here's a jock strap, let's hop into it and use it as an airplane to fly back to the age of prohibition so we can get drunk on teetotaling snobbery and gin. Blunderbus your ballsacks you banal blithering bastards.
 
2022-09-29 10:33:23 PM  
Well Twitter is eventually going to go under its just the way things are. Its profits are tiny compared to its costs. This is why Elon Musk's offer is so crazy. There isn't a way to make a profit on Twitter at that price with the debt you will have after buying it.
 
2022-09-29 10:43:25 PM  
I "trust" you is one of the first steps of a scam.  After all he did get Elon to agree to buy Twitter at a hugely inflated stock price.
 
2022-09-29 10:50:44 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: I gotta go with the Norm MacDonald answer to this one.


Alright, but it's going to take a whole lotta dead hookers to fill up all those Tesla trunks.
 
2022-09-29 11:50:11 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Dorsey's initial text to Musk about Twitter reportedly said: "A new platform is needed. It can't be a company. That's why I left."

Translation:  "I need to make lots of money with a product that I can't be held responsible for."


Not trying to be political, I promise, but without Trump singlehandedly breathing life into Twitter it would have died 3 or 4 years sgo
 
2022-09-30 12:12:50 AM  
It might be why there's more interest in rumble lately.
 
2022-09-30 7:05:48 AM  
It needs to be open to everyone, worth reading, and not a company.

Sir, you just invented Wikipedia.
 
2022-09-30 11:02:57 PM  
He should just buy Gab.
 
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