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2022-09-29 10:25:15 PM  
Listen, I love cats, but you shouldn't kill people if they unsuccessfully try to run over one. I'm on the fence about what you should do if they succeed.

Also, this is not the face of someone who has any regret about killing someone, so the 1 million bail seems about right:

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2022-09-30 12:42:29 AM  
What a cat-astrophe.
 
2022-09-30 12:49:30 AM  
FTA:"Kimberly Edds, a spokesperson for the district attorney's office, said it was not immediately clear whether a cat was actually involved."

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2022-09-30 2:23:03 AM  
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2022-09-30 2:24:31 AM  
She has a catatonic stare, as though her vision is veiled by cataracts. Maybe for her it was cathartic, strictly against the catechism taught to her in her youth. She probably cataloged all the caterwauling carefully packed away in her head. The catalyst for the catapulting of the car was not that of a cateran. The victim lay cattywampus, no amount of cataphract covering saved him. No amount of catgut would patch him together. No catouse will awaken him from his slumber, doomed to the eternal catacombs. The courts metaphorical cat-o-nine-tails be damned. She was in the catbird seat for now, regaled in the cat's pajamas. Her mind a catastrophic swamp of cattails, dreaming of sailing on her catamaran to Catalina or Catmandu.
 
2022-09-30 2:25:14 AM  

Lsherm: Listen, I love cats, but you shouldn't kill people if they unsuccessfully try to run over one.


Nah, fark them. I wouldn't use a car though.
 
2022-09-30 2:27:56 AM  

nyan9mm: Lsherm: Listen, I love cats, but you shouldn't kill people if they unsuccessfully try to run over one.

Nah, fark them. I wouldn't use a car though.


I didn't mean fark the cats, In case that wasn't obvious. You try to kill a cat, your fair game in my opinion.
 
2022-09-30 2:29:31 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: She has a catatonic stare, as though her vision is veiled by cataracts. Maybe for her it was cathartic, strictly against the catechism taught to her in her youth. She probably cataloged all the caterwauling carefully packed away in her head. The catalyst for the catapulting of the car was not that of a cateran. The victim lay cattywampus, no amount of cataphract covering saved him. No amount of catgut would patch him together. No catouse will awaken him from his slumber, doomed to the eternal catacombs. The courts metaphorical cat-o-nine-tails be damned. She was in the catbird seat for now, regaled in the cat's pajamas. Her mind a catastrophic swamp of cattails, dreaming of sailing on her catamaran to Catalina or Catmandu.


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2022-09-30 2:32:33 AM  
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2022-09-30 2:40:06 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x512]Cat


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2022-09-30 2:45:27 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: She has a catatonic stare, as though her vision is veiled by cataracts. Maybe for her it was cathartic, strictly against the catechism taught to her in her youth. She probably cataloged all the caterwauling carefully packed away in her head. The catalyst for the catapulting of the car was not that of a cateran. The victim lay cattywampus, no amount of cataphract covering saved him. No amount of catgut would patch him together. No catouse will awaken him from his slumber, doomed to the eternal catacombs. The courts metaphorical cat-o-nine-tails be damned. She was in the catbird seat for now, regaled in the cat's pajamas. Her mind a catastrophic swamp of cattails, dreaming of sailing on her catamaran to Catalina or Catmandu.


I have categorized this as catchy
 
2022-09-30 2:54:27 AM  
But if a cat WAS involved, its laughing its furry little head off.
 
2022-09-30 2:54:40 AM  
That girl don't look right
 
2022-09-30 2:57:55 AM  

nyan9mm: nyan9mm: Lsherm: Listen, I love cats, but you shouldn't kill people if they unsuccessfully try to run over one.

Nah, fark them. I wouldn't use a car though.

I didn't mean fark the cats, In case that wasn't obvious. You try to kill a cat, your fair game in my opinion.


Oh.

So...no Jellicle sex this weekend?
 
2022-09-30 3:08:42 AM  
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2022-09-30 3:18:26 AM  

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Dude looks like a pussy.
 
2022-09-30 3:18:39 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x512]Cat


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2022-09-30 3:27:55 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: She has a catatonic stare, as though her vision is veiled by cataracts. Maybe for her it was cathartic, strictly against the catechism taught to her in her youth. She probably cataloged all the caterwauling carefully packed away in her head. The catalyst for the catapulting of the car was not that of a cateran. The victim lay cattywampus, no amount of cataphract covering saved him. No amount of catgut would patch him together. No catouse will awaken him from his slumber, doomed to the eternal catacombs. The courts metaphorical cat-o-nine-tails be damned. She was in the catbird seat for now, regaled in the cat's pajamas. Her mind a catastrophic swamp of cattails, dreaming of sailing on her catamaran to Catalina or Catmandu.


this is why I love fark.
and red shirt blues.
 
2022-09-30 3:50:22 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: ArcadianRefugee: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x512]Cat

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CSB: I raised a possum from baby rat size to as big as the one in the picture

/Definitely not a domestic animal
 
2022-09-30 6:05:30 AM  
Our legal system doesn't do a good job of dealing with the kind of asshole who would run down an animal for fun.  It's frustrating, I get that.

But it's better than the kind of system where someone can be run down for looking like an asshole.
 
2022-09-30 6:08:12 AM  
Early-onset Crazy Cat Lady is a serious mental illness.  Usually the patient isn't your standard 65 year-old with 25+ felines being hauled out of a piss and shiat stained house, but no less crazy.  The younger ones tend to have more violent tendencies.  This young lady is a classic case.
 
2022-09-30 6:29:02 AM  
If I hit a cat, i'd want to curl up and croak...I felt terrible after I hit a squirrel that did the dance of death
(it went back and forth quickly as I tried to avoid it..)..Still feel guilty about that...As a kid our family
lost a cat to being hit by a car, and it was pretty traumatic.. (RIP Penny)
 
2022-09-30 6:31:42 AM  
A crime took place. A cat was definitely involved somehow.


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2022-09-30 7:24:50 AM  
Her name isn't Selena Kyle, by chance?
 
2022-09-30 8:02:37 AM  
Thanks, Reagan/ACLU.
 
2022-09-30 10:21:16 AM  
So...she's single now?
 
2022-09-30 10:27:43 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: If I hit a cat, i'd want to curl up and croak...I felt terrible after I hit a squirrel that did the dance of death
(it went back and forth quickly as I tried to avoid it..)..Still feel guilty about that...As a kid our family
lost a cat to being hit by a car, and it was pretty traumatic.. (RIP Penny)


I recall a story.  I don't know if it was another farker or someone I knew but they were driving down a residential street when a cat ran out in front of them and they hit it. They get out to check and the thing is alive, but crushed. It will obviously not survive and isin severe pain, and they don't want the cat to suffer, so they grab the tire iron out of the car and start bashing the cat in the head to finish iat off.
The cat now dead, they look up. And standing on the porch the guy stopped in front of is the owners of the cat. A mom and like her 6 year old daughter who are watching in abject horror. And of course the little girl starts screaming. What can the person do but get the hell out of there?  So they quickly leave.
 
2022-09-30 1:54:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A crime took place. A cat was definitely involved somehow.

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