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Glorifying Christ through mini-golf sounds great. And nothing the good Lord loved more than a cool merch store. Except for that one at the temple, I guess. But they didn't have mini-golf. Can't wait to putt that ball in between Pontius Pilate's legs and get one in the biggest crucifix hole, past the huge St. John's head on a plate, and right in the mouth of the rotating Holy Mother.
I can see these guys making a shot on the 300th try, then turning their chair around backwards before sitting on it and saying "We've had a lot of fun here today..."
I can't help but think that a dude-perfect land would include hookers and blow, which seems contrary to the whole Jesus thing but then we live in Republican Jesus times.
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