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3935 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 29 Sep 2022 at 7:45 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-29 7:47:37 PM  
They should place fiberglass snipers holding signs saying that at all border stations.
 
2022-09-29 7:48:00 PM  
Finnish them!
 
2022-09-29 7:48:45 PM  
"The last time we let you people in, you made off with Karelia."
 
2022-09-29 7:49:15 PM  
Don't anger the giant cat lady.
 
2022-09-29 7:49:27 PM  
No win scenario there.
Feel bad for the ppl just trying to gtfo of the way.
 
2022-09-29 7:50:25 PM  
Dave's not here.
 
2022-09-29 7:50:26 PM  
Smiley Lewis - I Hear You Knockin'
Youtube DIeY7J9kjg0
 
2022-09-29 7:50:28 PM  
Finland's closed, moose out front shoulda told ya.
 
2022-09-29 7:51:39 PM  
A lot more prescient now.  Maybe the bear was Russian.

[FUNNY] Finnish man scares a bear away by shouting PERKELE [2017]
Youtube z7_pVrIshxA

/Russian away from the Finnish line
 
2022-09-29 7:52:05 PM  
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2022-09-29 7:52:20 PM  
Once upon a time they had a real cure for Orc infestations.
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2022-09-29 7:52:35 PM  
Pony trekking and camping. Or just watching TV.
 
2022-09-29 7:52:55 PM  
Run 600 yards of open country with this guy and his rifle on the other side of the field and you can stay.
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2022-09-29 7:53:47 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: They should place fiberglass snipers holding signs saying that at all border stations.


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2022-09-29 7:55:14 PM  
Can't you hear me knocking- rolling stones
Youtube 3fa4HUiFJ6c
 
2022-09-29 7:55:46 PM  
Maybe the Russian Caravan should camp outside the borders while the rest of the world declares that they're refugees and cannot be held accountable for the actions of their government.

And then we could all hate Finland until they open their borders.

Or is that only a US thing?
 
2022-09-29 7:56:15 PM  
Finnish partisan drives off Russian invader, dramatization (2017):

[FUNNY] Finnish man scares a bear away by shouting PERKELE [2017]
Youtube z7_pVrIshxA
 
2022-09-29 7:56:17 PM  
Greeeeeeeeat.  Sigh.  Now they'll come here instead.
 
2022-09-29 7:56:21 PM  
Yes, close the border to Russia BUT also hand out free Molotov's and lighters to any who show up. As much as you can carry!
 
2022-09-29 7:57:16 PM  
Finland: the original Ukraine.

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2022-09-29 7:58:28 PM  
Any grievances, take them up with your supervisor.

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2022-09-29 8:02:45 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Finland: the original Ukraine.

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Whoah, the casualties. The Russians really just get through wars by throwing bodies to the slaughter. Jfc
 
2022-09-29 8:03:05 PM  
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2022-09-29 8:04:35 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Maybe the Russian Caravan should camp outside the borders while the rest of the world declares that they're refugees and cannot be held accountable for the actions of their government.

And then we could all hate Finland until they open their borders.

Or is that only a US thing?


When Canada invades Greenland or Mexico invades Panama because those countries have people with ancestry to the invading nation, and the invading armies commit a variety of war crimes while their people support the war, then maybe cutting off the refugees would be a sad but perhaps prudent step.
 
2022-09-29 8:05:18 PM  
Let's talk about a philosophical look at drafts....
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2022-09-29 8:05:52 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Maybe the Russian Caravan should camp outside the borders while the rest of the world declares that they're refugees and cannot be held accountable for the actions of their government.

And then we could all hate Finland until they open their borders.

Or is that only a US thing?


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2022-09-29 8:07:50 PM  

Summoner101: A lot more prescient now.  Maybe the bear was Russian.

[YouTube video: [FUNNY] Finnish man scares a bear away by shouting PERKELE [2017]]
/Russian away from the Finnish line


Now if that was a Finnish grandma she'd have made friends with the bear and taught it to kill Russians.
 
2022-09-29 8:07:55 PM  
If the USA becomes Gilead, I feel like the same thing will happen to Americans trying to leave.
 
2022-09-29 8:11:22 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Run 600 yards of open country with this guy and his rifle on the other side of the field and you can stay.
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Hell, I could probably manage that.  Simo has kinda slowed down lately.
 
2022-09-29 8:14:38 PM  
I Hear You Knocking
Youtube FsG0liqHOIc
 
2022-09-29 8:20:07 PM  

Summoner101: A lot more prescient now.  Maybe the bear was Russian.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/z7_pVrIshxA]
/Russian away from the Finnish line


*shakes tiny broom*
 
2022-09-29 8:20:33 PM  
Little Richard - Keep A Knockin
Youtube sAh7O9eHNHk
 
2022-09-29 8:21:06 PM  
I've been told that some people in Finland see people in the areas that were lost in WWII as still Finnish and not Russian.  A fiend was describing the oddness of looking over the border and seeing both modern Russian and historic Finland.
 
2022-09-29 8:21:19 PM  
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2022-09-29 8:22:00 PM  
Volunteer to rake their forest. A smart guy said it would do wonders.
 
2022-09-29 8:22:30 PM  
Nice boot to the head.   I wonder if that guy's retinas stayed on.

Finland shuts out Russian tourists
Youtube BdSSwBZ-4W0
 
2022-09-29 8:22:47 PM  

I'm just asking questions: If the USA becomes Gilead, I feel like the same thing will happen to Americans trying to leave.


Vote today,
Or fight tomorrow
 
2022-09-29 8:27:17 PM  
Good.  fark Russia. If you don't like what's happening in your country, do something about it
 
2022-09-29 8:29:51 PM  
I just want to party with their PM
 
2022-09-29 8:30:08 PM  
I'm more surprised that Russia hasn't closed its own borders to stem the tide of its conscripts escaping. I fully expect the iron curtain to drop any day now.
 
2022-09-29 8:30:32 PM  

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Came here to post that, leaving satisfied.
 
2022-09-29 8:33:58 PM  
Russian "tourists"?
Is that like Russian "diplomats"?
Russian "brides"?
Russian humanitarian officers?
KGB Fellas?
Friends of Tucker Carlson?
 
2022-09-29 8:36:25 PM  

Bslim: Gordon Bennett: Finland: the original Ukraine.

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Whoah, the casualties. The Russians really just get through wars by throwing bodies to the slaughter. Jfc


The entirety of Russian history is just a series of poorly thought out lateral moves and/or back-steps...
 
2022-09-29 8:36:32 PM  

Omnivorous: Russian "tourists"?
Is that like Russian "diplomats"?
Russian "brides"?
Russian humanitarian officers?
KGB Fellas?
Friends of Tucker Carlson?


Totally American travel agents.

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2022-09-29 8:49:29 PM  
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2022-09-29 8:49:52 PM  
This is a bad thing, right? If people who don't want to be conscripted can't flee from Russia to Finland, then they might be conscripted and have to fight in Ukraine. Surely it's better for them to be in Finland potentially doing something useful than to be in the Ukraine pointing a gun at Ukrainians.
 
2022-09-29 8:57:07 PM  
I can't way for the day he pushes the button and no one takes his order. That's how this and he will end
 
2022-09-29 8:58:35 PM  

studebaker hoch: Nice boot to the head.   I wonder if that guy's retinas stayed on.

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He won't need retinas where he's going.
 
2022-09-29 9:01:24 PM  

I'm just asking questions: If the USA becomes Gilead, I feel like the same thing will happen to Americans trying to leave.


Yes, whatabout USA oppression. Whatabout it indeed.
 
2022-09-29 9:07:31 PM  

styckx: I can't way for the day he pushes the button and no one takes his order. That's how this and he will end


If you're counting on Russians doing the right thing and standing up to Putin, I'd suggest strengthening your nuke bunker.
 
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