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2022-09-29 6:49:09 PM  
Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?
 
2022-09-29 6:54:20 PM  
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
 
2022-09-29 7:12:00 PM  

Mugato: Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?


No one would suspect that mastodon they just saw was wearing a wire.
 
2022-09-29 7:19:13 PM  

Mugato: Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?


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2022-09-29 7:21:07 PM  

Mugato: Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?


Probably more like,

Ten years from now: "Why are all the black people mysteriously dying?"
 
2022-09-29 7:23:59 PM  

mongbiohazard: Mugato: Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?

Probably more like,

Ten years from now: "Why are all the black people mysteriously dying?"


...mastodon attacks?
 
2022-09-29 7:29:59 PM  
Daniel Boguslaw

Hope he doesn't have to do any legal reporting.
 
2022-09-29 7:45:15 PM  

Mugato: Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?


Operation Infinite Walrus
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2022-09-29 9:30:16 PM  
The spy agency or the cooking people? I could see de-extinction being a great source for novel meat sources. Jurassic pork.
 
2022-09-29 9:46:05 PM  

wildcardjack: The spy agency or the cooking people? I could see de-extinction being a great source for novel meat sources. Jurassic pork.


Mastodon isn't pork. Jurassic Fork.
 
2022-09-29 9:46:49 PM  

Mugato: Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?


In places like Bedrock, they can blend in where no American could.
 
2022-09-29 10:57:14 PM  
 
2022-09-30 12:24:50 AM  
In-Q-Tel

JFK, duh
 
2022-09-30 7:48:04 AM  
Which is obviously what Congress intended when it appropriated those funds to that government agency. Meanwhile your SSA claims processor can't even get a new pen.
 
2022-09-30 1:32:24 PM  
This century's glomar explorer. Trying to bring back Howard Hughes.
 
2022-09-30 2:39:12 PM  

cefm: Which is obviously what Congress intended when it appropriated those funds to that government agency. Meanwhile your SSA claims processor can't even get a new pen.


On the other hand, if your SSA guy needs woolly mammoths for whatever reason...
 
2022-09-30 3:27:17 PM  

Mugato: Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?


Genetically tailored viruses that'll give most people the sniffles, but will outright kill the one person they're targeted against.
 
2022-09-30 4:06:34 PM  

tyyreaunn: Mugato: Why the CIA? Mastodon spies?

Genetically tailored viruses that'll give most people the sniffles, but will outright kill the one person they're targeted against.


The dread Sniffalafagus strain.
 
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