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(Daily Star)   I have no idea what you're talking about, so here is a boy with a traffic cone stuck on his head (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2570 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Sep 2022 at 2:35 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-29 2:11:58 PM  
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2022-09-29 2:16:01 PM  
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2022-09-29 2:35:10 PM  
Been done:

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2022-09-29 2:37:09 PM  
TIL that Malaysian police wear tiger onesies.  Does that rock or what?
 
2022-09-29 2:37:10 PM  
Wouldn't he grow out of it eventually? (It's just a phase)
 
2022-09-29 2:41:23 PM  
Apparently this kid is NOT from France...
 
2022-09-29 2:43:46 PM  
SFW traffic cone thread?

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2022-09-29 2:44:54 PM  
The boy with the cone on his head
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire
For traffic safety
 
2022-09-29 2:47:38 PM  

batrachoseps: TIL that Malaysian police wear tiger onesies.  Does that rock or what?


That's what I was going to comment on. It seems like poor planning to have your fire fighters wearing flame print camouflage...
 
2022-09-29 2:47:56 PM  
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2022-09-29 2:51:22 PM  
That kid is never living that down.  He'll still be called "Conehead" in his obituary.

/Hopefully, that will be many decades in the future
//but after one near-Darwin event, who knows....
 
2022-09-29 2:51:25 PM  
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2022-09-29 2:51:35 PM  
Here's two


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2022-09-29 2:54:31 PM  

Hyjamon: SFW traffic cone thread?

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2022-09-29 2:58:57 PM  
He needs to narfle the Garthok!

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2022-09-29 2:59:48 PM  
dunce
 
2022-09-29 3:02:26 PM  
Should have just dumped some oil down it. It's a reverse funnel. Christ, everyone acts so helpless these days.
 
2022-09-29 3:02:55 PM  
Pfft.  Amateur.
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2022-09-29 3:05:16 PM  
Also explains why my flight was delayed...
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2022-09-29 3:05:39 PM  

batrachoseps: TIL that Malaysian police wear tiger onesies.  Does that rock or what?


No you didn't today you learned that Malaysian firefighters have tiger onsies.
 
2022-09-29 3:08:19 PM  
mmmm...wasn't there old Fark Photoshop meme involving a guy riding a traffic cone?
 
2022-09-29 3:12:06 PM  
They should probably come up with some sort of mascot character to warn children about the dangers of traffic cones.  What's that you say..?
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Uh...  Maybe they could keep working on it.
 
2022-09-29 3:15:31 PM  
Maybe it's really a dunce cap, and the teacher just used a traffic cone instead. Remember those?
 
2022-09-29 3:16:26 PM  
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Son, you got a traffic cone on your head
 
2022-09-29 3:22:04 PM  
He comes from France
 
2022-09-29 3:29:29 PM  
20 minutes? Just stick the fire hose in the small end and turn it on.
 
2022-09-29 3:34:48 PM  
So that's where Dunce Caps originated. It all makes sense now.

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2022-09-29 3:48:26 PM  
Always wear your helmet when removing a traffic cone from someone's head.
 
2022-09-29 3:55:57 PM  
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2022-09-29 4:13:14 PM  
Could be worse...

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2022-09-29 4:18:46 PM  
Did someone triple dog dare him?
 
2022-09-29 4:21:26 PM  
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2022-09-29 4:48:28 PM  
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports are the rescue guys wearing?  Did they come from some Boy Band concert??

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2022-09-29 4:55:51 PM  
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2022-09-29 4:58:31 PM  
No one here but us traffic cones.
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2022-09-29 5:15:01 PM  

JohnCarter: What in the Wide Wide World of Sports are the rescue guys wearing?  Did they come from some Boy Band concert??

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Did they get dragged out of a Tigger convention??
 
2022-09-29 6:28:48 PM  
any chance to post Pylon is a chance not to be wasted.
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2022-09-29 6:54:12 PM  

JohnCarter: What in the Wide Wide World of Sports are the rescue guys wearing?  Did they come from some Boy Band concert??

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Somebody should Pshop their headgear into Spock helmets.
 
2022-09-29 7:18:47 PM  
I had no idea that Malaysia had Chinese finger cuff technology for use in its traffic cones.  For heaven's sake, don't tell North Korea!
 
2022-09-29 7:40:44 PM  
10 minutes, and a pair or tin snips!
Why call the EMS folks...call the maintenance folks.
 
2022-09-29 9:01:51 PM  

The Third Man: That kid is never living that down.  He'll still be called "Conehead" in his obituary.


When he dies, he'll be cone but not forgotten?
 
2022-09-30 5:41:52 AM  
Backpack day at a Michigan HS:
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2022-09-30 6:36:13 AM  

djfitz: JohnCarter: What in the Wide Wide World of Sports are the rescue guys wearing?  Did they come from some Boy Band concert??

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Did they get dragged out of a Tigger convention??


It's firefighter camouflage - the red makes it easy to hide against a background which is on fire.
 
2022-09-30 11:52:00 AM  
Well, I now feel a lot better about that penny I got stuck up my nose when I was five years old.
 
2022-09-30 3:56:48 PM  

Crazy Talk Al: Well, I now feel a lot better about that penny I got stuck up my nose when I was five years old.


You must've had a big nose. A penny just barely fits into an adult-sized nostril.

/yes, I just checked
 
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