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2973 clicks; posted to Entertainment » and Main » on 29 Sep 2022 at 12:35 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-29 11:47:48 AM  
Omg whothefakcares
 
2022-09-29 11:54:16 AM  
You mean Arugula?
 
2022-09-29 11:57:03 AM  
Does it matter?
 
2022-09-29 11:58:50 AM  

optikeye: You mean Arugula?


Nah. Chard.
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2022-09-29 12:04:29 PM  
To my bunk I go.
 
2022-09-29 12:05:34 PM  
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2022-09-29 12:24:24 PM  
Today I learned I really don't mind conspiracy theories as long as the mental image they convey is exceedingly pleasant.
 
2022-09-29 12:30:05 PM  
She is never, ever, ever going to have sex with me (again).

Therefore she can get with whoever the hell she wants to. And good for her.

Please provide video.
 
2022-09-29 12:36:03 PM  
I really like Taylor's music and put the 10 minute of All too Well is a top 5 long song in rock/pop history...and I do not care if she likes guys, girls or rodents.

It isn't my business and it doesn't need to be my business.

Charles Manson read to much into some Beatles lyrics and that didn't help anybody either.
 
2022-09-29 12:38:00 PM  
A lotta Swifties are praying they have a chance?

Also... who cares?
 
2022-09-29 12:46:54 PM  
Are you gay if you only sleep with hot models?
 
2022-09-29 12:49:39 PM  
gawker??? WTF?? They are back?
 
2022-09-29 12:50:44 PM  
Do we care?
 
2022-09-29 12:51:43 PM  
symbology - the fake academic field made up by Dan Brown for The Da Vinci Code

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Excuse me but esteemed Boston Police Detective Dolly created symbology years before Dan Brown did
 
2022-09-29 12:55:05 PM  
She's probably bi, like most hot girls.
 
2022-09-29 1:02:03 PM  
Here me out:

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Unless some bigoted asshats make life difficult for her, whatever sexual identity or sexual orientation she is comfortable with is fine by me.

And if her coming out in a certain way helps those without such support, even moreso good for her.

And I know she's not going to sleep with me. Or you. Or you. Or even you, whose sexual orientation align perfectly with hers.
 
2022-09-29 1:07:12 PM  
 
2022-09-29 1:26:43 PM  

eagles95: gawker??? WTF?? They are back?


Tragically, yes. And they didn't even have the decency to bring The Consumerist back with them.
 
2022-09-29 1:27:31 PM  

eagles95: gawker??? WTF?? They are back?


If their website design is any indication, only marginally.
 
2022-09-29 1:31:00 PM  
Look, she's free to wrap those legs around anybody she wants.  It's not a big deal.
 
2022-09-29 1:32:50 PM  

vudukungfu: Omg whothefakcares


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2022-09-29 1:50:29 PM  
I feel like speculating on someone's sexuality is kind of gross. Like if she were gay and she were outed against her will these same people would rightfully be outraged, but as long as they tiptoe up to that line without crossing over it they're morally in the clear?
 
2022-09-29 1:52:27 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Today I learned I really don't mind conspiracy theories as long as the mental image they convey is exceedingly pleasant.


Oh boy, do I have things that I can tell you about Steve Bannon!
 
2022-09-29 2:05:03 PM  

Wizzbang: AnotherBluesStringer: Today I learned I really don't mind conspiracy theories as long as the mental image they convey is exceedingly pleasant.

Oh boy, do I have things that I can tell you about Steve Bannon!


That time he was traveling with Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh!
 
2022-09-29 2:10:29 PM  
*shrug*

That fan demo does this for nearly every figure in pop culture. Cartoons, celebrities, cereal mascots, etc.
 
2022-09-29 2:16:34 PM  
I'm sure lesbians the world over appreciate her tireless efforts as a role model. You know, banging a British guy for four years and writing an entire album about him.

The first time I listened to that I thought "if they don't get married shiat is going to be AWKWARD!"
 
2022-09-29 2:28:05 PM  
Nope, she's into Gelflings

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2022-09-29 2:29:34 PM  
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2022-09-29 2:35:36 PM  
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2022-09-29 2:39:06 PM  

vudukungfu: Omg whothefakcares


Well duh! I care because I'm a hetero male and if she's hetero then it means I have a chance to bang her. The lesbos are thinking the same thing and really I can't blame them either. Everyone wants to fark Taylor Swift.
 
2022-09-29 2:45:07 PM  

Fireproof: [i.insider.com image 560x714]


If you're going to post that, you have to post the follow-up:

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2022-09-29 2:47:32 PM  

SpectroBoy: Another Government Employee: Do we care?

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Why do you care, she's not your sister.
 
2022-09-29 2:48:21 PM  

Cyberluddite: Fireproof: [i.insider.com image 560x714]

If you're going to post that, you have to post the follow-up:

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Damn that woman has great legs.
 
2022-09-29 2:50:30 PM  

jmr61: Cyberluddite: Fireproof: [i.insider.com image 560x714]

If you're going to post that, you have to post the follow-up:

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Damn that woman has great legs.


"Great" is a major understatement.
 
2022-09-29 2:55:36 PM  
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2022-09-29 3:01:56 PM  

grokca: SpectroBoy: Another Government Employee: Do we care?

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Why do you care, she's not your sister.


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2022-09-29 3:04:25 PM  

grokca: SpectroBoy: Another Government Employee: Do we care?

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Why do you care, she's not your sister.


well played
 
2022-09-29 3:07:55 PM  

eagles95: gawker??? WTF?? They are back?


Looks like someone bought the name.

The site looks like crap too.
 
2022-09-29 3:12:12 PM  
Meh.

https://www.bdg.com/gawker

"Gawker is a sharp and funny website.
We are irreverent, iconoclastic, new, and strange, and we seek to raise questions about the structure of the world around us. We train our eye on worthy targets with skepticism and ire. Gawker abhors the sanctimonious, the indignant, the self-righteous, and the needlessly cruel. We try to have fun."



A Hipster runs it though

https://www.bdg.com/people/leah-finnegan
 
2022-09-29 3:21:13 PM  
Based on what I know of Swift, if she has been in a same-sex relationship, we'd have long since heard the breakup song about it and likely had some PR release from the other person for damage control.

It's not like she'd lose any fans and it's 2022 not 1982... It can still be career-affecting for men but it seems when it comes to women, people have stopped caring if their preferred performer has their preferred preference.
 
2022-09-29 3:22:25 PM  
Farkers still triggered by concept of breakup song
 
2022-09-29 3:44:13 PM  
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2022-09-29 3:49:19 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: and I do not care if she likes guys, girls or rodents.


Matty could probably hook her up.
 
2022-09-29 3:49:30 PM  

Unsung_Hero: It can still be career-affecting for men


Yeah, a huge increase in interest.
 
2022-09-29 3:53:15 PM  

bhcompy: symbology - the fake academic field made up by Dan Brown for The Da Vinci Code

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Excuse me but esteemed Boston Police Detective Dolly created symbology years before Dan Brown did


Too bad Willem Dafoe wasn't around to point out what a dumbass they are.
 
2022-09-29 4:09:03 PM  

optikeye: You mean Arugula?


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2022-09-29 4:09:11 PM  

Mugato: Unsung_Hero: It can still be career-affecting for men

Yeah, a huge increase in interest.


I know NPH got a huge boost - and more significantly, is still accepted playing straight roles - but generally it's still risking a career downturn for men who want to play straight parts, isn't it?

Or have we moved on there too?
 
2022-09-29 4:15:32 PM  
Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss?

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Damn.  I just got out of my bunk...  <sigh>
 
2022-09-29 4:25:34 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Mugato: Unsung_Hero: It can still be career-affecting for men

Yeah, a huge increase in interest.

I know NPH got a huge boost - and more significantly, is still accepted playing straight roles - but generally it's still risking a career downturn for men who want to play straight parts, isn't it?

Or have we moved on there too?


Well...how to I explain this that won't get me yelled at by everyone. Lesbians are more...I don't want to say "accepted" than gay guys, so I won't.
 
2022-09-29 4:46:02 PM  

Mugato: Well...how to I explain this that won't get me yelled at by everyone. Lesbians are more...I don't want to say "accepted" than gay guys, so I won't.


Just say it.

(Many) straight horny guys aren't as bothered by the idea of Lesbians, because they imagine they're all hot Lipstick Lesbians, and also might swing both ways if confronted by their manliness.

They're threatened by gay men, because they're horrified they might "turn gay" dealing with them.
 
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