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(PennLive)   Can they just keep the arsonist, scheduled to be released in October, in prison since he is sending out letters saying he is going to blow up parole building, kill cops and babies, and set fire to a particular Wal-mart?   (pennlive.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Internet privacy, Privacy policy, Privacy, Writing, police officer, 65-year-old Timothy Koebert, Surveillance, Pennsylvania State Police  
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1707 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Sep 2022 at 12:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-29 11:49:55 AM  
FFW to just after he gets out.

He said he was gonna
 
2022-09-29 12:08:11 PM  
"And fark that Walmart in particular!"
 
2022-09-29 12:08:46 PM  
Can we just let him burn down the wallmart THEN re-arrest him?
 
2022-09-29 12:09:02 PM  
Well, I was sorta upset about all the killing, then he mentioned the Walmart.
 
2022-09-29 12:09:15 PM  
Dangerous psychotic or potential Republican governor candidate?  Such a fine line.
 
2022-09-29 12:13:55 PM  
It's the new, "I'll get you, (appropriate name), IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!"
 
2022-09-29 12:15:02 PM  
Someone is comfortable in prison and doesn't want to be kicked out to fend for himself.
 
2022-09-29 12:15:51 PM  
But you can't say he doesn't have ambitions.
 
2022-09-29 12:15:53 PM  
So,...fire sale at Wal-Mart, soon?
 
2022-09-29 12:16:15 PM  
65 year old prisoner fears being released from prison as his Social Security check isn't going to amount to jack squat and he has no visible means of support. Therefore, he makes threats that get him charged, convicted, and keep him incarcerated.
 
2022-09-29 12:16:20 PM  
I'm familiar with walmarts in this corner of the world and I can say if they were to burn down lots of Amish folk would be pretty sour.  But they would forgive you.
 
2022-09-29 12:20:12 PM  

RhinoCat: 65 year old prisoner fears being released from prison as his Social Security check isn't going to amount to jack squat and he has no visible means of support. Therefore, he makes threats that get him charged, convicted, and keep him incarcerated.


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2022-09-29 12:21:44 PM  
He'll have to get all dressed up
 
2022-09-29 12:22:07 PM  
You had me right until WalMart.
 
2022-09-29 12:34:57 PM  
Family Guy | Rehabilitated
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2022-09-29 12:50:28 PM  
Hmm...
So that's like 1-1/2 things we should object to.

Tough call
 
2022-09-29 12:55:41 PM  

RhinoCat: 65 year old prisoner fears being released from prison as his Social Security check isn't going to amount to jack squat and he has no visible means of support. Therefore, he makes threats that get him charged, convicted, and keep him incarcerated.


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2022-09-29 12:58:25 PM  

robodog: RhinoCat: 65 year old prisoner fears being released from prison as his Social Security check isn't going to amount to jack squat and he has no visible means of support. Therefore, he makes threats that get him charged, convicted, and keep him incarcerated.

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2022-09-29 12:59:50 PM  
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2022-09-29 1:41:51 PM  
New Threats, New charges, New prison sentence.
 
2022-09-29 2:56:31 PM  
Well, prosecute him on making the threats.
 
2022-09-29 2:59:50 PM  
His upcoming parole could be mandatory supervision, I.E., "good time" credits and the parole board can't hold him back. They can't violate his parole since he's not on it yet, so they have to charge him with the new crimes rather than keeping him in prison because they legally do not have the option of retaining him past his parole date.
 
2022-09-29 3:11:11 PM  
Well everybody has beat me to the Brooks reference, but I was going to use this picture, when he was actually trying to stay in prison.
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2022-09-29 10:27:11 PM  
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