Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Takeout)   Olive Garden's Never Ending Pasta Bowl returns, for a limited time. Thatsthejoke.jpg   (thetakeout.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Italian cuisine, Pasta, Fettuccine alfredo, pasta bowls, discount pasta deal, Restaurant, chain restaurant's CEO Ricardo Cardenas, Never Ending Pasta Bowl deal  
•       •       •

444 clicks; posted to Food » on 29 Sep 2022 at 8:54 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



25 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2022-09-29 3:22:59 PM  
I can just hear Americans getting fatter.

1. All you can eat food
2. And it's pasta (CARBS)

Ugh.
 
2022-09-29 8:32:32 PM  
All you can eat anything is a scam unless you can serve yourself buffet style. Wait staff will take your plate to go get you that refill and never actually return to your table until you get fed up and demand the bill.
 
2022-09-29 9:13:46 PM  

fragMasterFlash: All you can eat anything is a scam unless you can serve yourself buffet style. Wait staff will take your plate to go get you that refill and never actually return to your table until you get fed up and demand the bill.


I've done damage to all you can eat crab and sushi. If you're with a bigger group you're good. Cause then they piss off an 8 or 10 top. Helps when you're going with people that only eat all the fried shiat and carbs and you're mowing down sushi rolls.

Then your blue collar coworkers are wondering why they never see you eat until the Chinese buffet comes up and you're eating enough sushi and crab to feed an army.

You fools. You're loading up on rice and fried bs. It's not great sushi. But it's usually pretty damn decent sushi. And you're subsidizing it for me
 
2022-09-29 9:24:00 PM  
Wow. I get to trot out Dizz's photoshop twice in like 2 days.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-09-29 9:35:48 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-09-29 9:42:00 PM  

fragMasterFlash: All you can eat anything is a scam unless you can serve yourself buffet style. Wait staff will take your plate to go get you that refill and never actually return to your table until you get fed up and demand the bill.


I feel like I ate an entire steer's worth of bacon wrapped filet mignon at Fogo de Chao once.

Didn't eat all day and when we got to the restaurant I ignored all the polenta and breadsticks and salad bullshiat and dove right into the steak.
 
2022-09-29 9:52:41 PM  
Bot Writes Olive Garden Commercial
Youtube N-GskiOF3p8
 
2022-09-29 10:13:46 PM  

spiritplumber: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/N-GskiOF3p8?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]


That chick at the end is kinda hot.
 
2022-09-29 10:27:44 PM  
"for a limited time"

For the first 15 minutes you are at the table and then you pay full price?
 
2022-09-29 10:28:48 PM  
Homer Sues All You Can Eat Buffet - The Simpsons
Youtube hwQr3VcoUvM
"That could've been me!"
 
2022-09-29 10:45:44 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/hwQr3VcoUvM?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1] "That could've been me!"


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2022-09-30 12:05:59 AM  
Difficulty: Olive Garden
 
2022-09-30 12:41:35 AM  
Unlimited stick.

/ Secret soup.
// Leave without me. I'm home.
/// Olive Garden. When you're here, you're here.
 
2022-09-30 1:17:04 AM  
He'll be there:

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-09-30 1:37:26 AM  

fragMasterFlash: All you can eat anything is a scam unless you can serve yourself buffet style. Wait staff will take your plate to go get you that refill and never actually return to your table until you get fed up and demand the bill.


Order another plate as soon as they're setting down the first. It's not like the servers care.
 
2022-09-30 2:08:06 AM  

bostonguy: I can just hear Americans getting fatter.

1. All you can eat food
2. And it's pasta (CARBS)

Ugh.


Whore mouth. Shut it.

/ackshoouhlee only had OG maybe twice
//it's like where the Chuck E. Cheese kids go when they turn 13.
///fewer fights though
 
2022-09-30 2:09:28 AM  

fragMasterFlash: All you can eat anything is a scam unless you can serve yourself buffet style. Wait staff will take your plate to go get you that refill and never actually return to your table until you get fed up and demand the bill.


Same thing with Red Lobster's "Never ending skrimps". Would you like more "Yes please". 10 minutes later they come back with one skewer of 3 grilled shrimp. fark off.
 
2022-09-30 2:33:13 AM  
Portland isn't great for Italian food. We never had a huge wave of Italian immigrants. But I can still get better pasta for a comparable price while I support a local business. Hell, the Old Spaghetti Factory is a cut above Olive Garden and it's about as square and whitebread as it gets.
 
2022-09-30 2:42:43 AM  

anuran: Portland isn't great for Italian food. We never had a huge wave of Italian immigrants. But I can still get better pasta for a comparable price while I support a local business. Hell, the Old Spaghetti Factory is a cut above Olive Garden and it's about as square and whitebread as it gets.


Wendy's super bar.
 
2022-09-30 4:53:18 AM  

FatherChaos: He'll be there:

[Fark user image image 350x453]


McConaughey is looking rough.
 
2022-09-30 6:09:26 AM  

FatherChaos: He'll be there:

[Fark user image image 350x453]


pics.me.meView Full Size
 
2022-09-30 8:38:22 AM  
It's 5:30 in the morning and I'm craving OG soup salad and bread sticks

/ Only thing I ever order.
 
2022-09-30 2:36:29 PM  
Moose out front:I feel like I ate an entire steer's worth of bacon wrapped filet mignon at Fogo de Chao once.

Didn't eat all day and when we got to the restaurant I ignored all the polenta and breadsticks and salad bullshiat and dove right into the steak.


frinkiac.comView Full Size
 
2022-09-30 3:39:44 PM  

red5ish: Difficulty: Olive Garden


So pasta with the texture of baby food.
 
2022-09-30 10:49:06 PM  

anuran: Portland isn't great for Italian food. We never had a huge wave of Italian immigrants. But I can still get better pasta for a comparable price while I support a local business. Hell, the Old Spaghetti Factory is a cut above Olive Garden and it's about as square and whitebread as it gets.


My test for Italian joints is whether I could get a better pasta dish from one of those heat-in-a-pan frozen Italian entrees at the grocery store. If you can't beat that, WTF even is the point of you. If you can pass that pretty low bar, even if you're not great, OK, I get it, convenience is worth something, and maybe your prices are also cheap, cool, I understand the appeal of those qualities.

Olive Garden fails the test. Also it's not even cheap. I don't get why people give them money.
 
Displayed 25 of 25 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.