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(Jezebel)   THE Ohio State is still doing everything they can to screw over THE survivors of sex assault by THE team doctor   (jezebel.com) divider line
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2022-09-29 11:40:25 AM  
I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.
 
2022-09-29 11:43:28 AM  
Burn it all down, starting with the abuser and then moving on to everyone who knew.
 
2022-09-29 11:47:02 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Burn it all down, starting with the abuser and then moving on to everyone who knew.


Difficulty: Abuser committed suicide 17 years ago.
 
2022-09-29 11:51:59 AM  
Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?
 
2022-09-29 11:52:29 AM  

JAGChem82: Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?


Yet only one of these faced any meaningful consequences.
 
2022-09-29 11:54:14 AM  

FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.


How do you abuse adult females?  Pretty much the same thing.
 
2022-09-29 11:57:47 AM  

Learned Hand Job: Incog_Neeto: Burn it all down, starting with the abuser and then moving on to everyone who knew.

Difficulty: Abuser committed suicide 17 years ago.


Resurrect the corpse.
 
2022-09-29 11:57:51 AM  
The judge is an adjunct professor at Ohio state?

How the hell is that not some kind of ethics violation. Get a different judge.
 
2022-09-29 11:59:43 AM  

JAGChem82: Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?


Baylor and Ken Starr's hopefully maggot infested corpse disagree.
 
2022-09-29 12:01:38 PM  
I really should have gotten into PR work, it is somewhat impressive that you can do such a shiatty job of it and still get paid.
 
2022-09-29 12:05:36 PM  

FarkingChas: How do you sexually abuse adult males?


How do you tie your shoes?
 
2022-09-29 12:06:19 PM  

FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.


Same way you abuse anyone else. I know "dudes be horny" is a funny joke, but it's still just a joke.
 
2022-09-29 12:15:34 PM  

FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.


Actor Terry Crews: I was sexually assaulted by Hollywood executive | Movies | The Guardian
 
2022-09-29 12:18:10 PM  
"Why Aren't More People Talking About the Ohio State University Sex Abuse Scandal?"

Good question.  Maybe the article will have an answer...

Now, as Strauss' survivors-all of which are men, with the exception of one woman

Well that answers that question.
 
2022-09-29 12:23:19 PM  

Incog_Neeto: Burn it all down, starting with the abuser and then moving on to everyone who knew.


Exactly. Make an example
 
2022-09-29 12:47:46 PM  
Let's actually start with one of the former wrestling coaches.
 
2022-09-29 1:03:45 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: JAGChem82: Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?

Baylor and Ken Starr's hopefully maggot infested corpse disagree.


Southern schools like Baylor & LSU are different.  They cover up sexual abuse by athletes.  Up north it's all about covering up abuse by employees and doctors.
 
2022-09-29 1:08:00 PM  
Seriously, he would "check their prostate" for every dude that came in, regardless of their complaint

/ he was "fingering" them, until he finally got fingered

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2022-09-29 1:16:45 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Peter von Nostrand: JAGChem82: Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?

Baylor and Ken Starr's hopefully maggot infested corpse disagree.

Southern schools like Baylor & LSU are different.  They cover up sexual abuse by athletes.  Up north it's all about covering up abuse by employees and doctors.


And in the Pac10, it's about not caring and giving the athlete a slap on the wrist so as not to jeopardize his future.
 
2022-09-29 1:37:27 PM  

Incog_Neeto: FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.

Actor Terry Crews: I was sexually assaulted by Hollywood executive | Movies | The Guardian


So in his case it was just a grabbing of the genitals. Still an abuse but not really an assault. That is what I wonder about all the other cases. I can not imagine an actual anal rape. Or being forced somehow to give a bj.
 
2022-09-29 1:49:12 PM  

FarkingChas: Incog_Neeto: FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.

Actor Terry Crews: I was sexually assaulted by Hollywood executive | Movies | The Guardian

So in his case it was just a grabbing of the genitals. Still an abuse but not really an assault. That is what I wonder about all the other cases. I can not imagine an actual anal rape. Or being forced somehow to give a bj.


Read up on the Chicago Blackhawks sexual abuse scandal.
 
2022-09-29 1:58:53 PM  

FarkingChas: Incog_Neeto: FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.

Actor Terry Crews: I was sexually assaulted by Hollywood executive | Movies | The Guardian

So in his case it was just a grabbing of the genitals. Still an abuse but not really an assault. That is what I wonder about all the other cases. I can not imagine an actual anal rape. Or being forced somehow to give a bj.


I thought we all agreed the "it wasn't rape rape" comment was laughably stupid and nobody would be dumb enough to repeat it but here we are.
 
2022-09-29 2:09:03 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: JAGChem82: Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?

Baylor and Ken Starr's hopefully maggot infested corpse disagree.


What did those maggots do to you?
 
2022-09-29 2:10:39 PM  

FarkingChas: So in his case it was just a grabbing of the genitals. Still an abuse but not really an assault.


What??!?
 
2022-09-29 2:18:28 PM  

FarkingChas: Incog_Neeto: FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.

Actor Terry Crews: I was sexually assaulted by Hollywood executive | Movies | The Guardian

So in his case it was just a grabbing of the genitals. Still an abuse but not really an assault. That is what I wonder about all the other cases. I can not imagine an actual anal rape. Or being forced somehow to give a bj.


You have a future as a Republican politician.
 
2022-09-29 2:19:18 PM  

FarkingChas: Incog_Neeto: FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.

Actor Terry Crews: I was sexually assaulted by Hollywood executive | Movies | The Guardian

So in his case it was just a grabbing of the genitals. Still an abuse but not really an assault. That is what I wonder about all the other cases. I can not imagine an actual anal rape. Or being forced somehow to give a bj.


first, wow. just wow. way to "it wasn't THAT bad" it.

second, if you can't imagine "an actual anal rape," read up on Jerry Sandusky at Penn State, while keeping in mind that his victims were literally children.
 
2022-09-29 2:29:27 PM  

holdmybones: Peter von Nostrand: JAGChem82: Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?

Baylor and Ken Starr's hopefully maggot infested corpse disagree.

What did those maggots do to you?


True... sorry to wish that upon you, maggots
 
2022-09-29 2:32:41 PM  

shinji3i: FarkingChas: Incog_Neeto: FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.

Actor Terry Crews: I was sexually assaulted by Hollywood executive | Movies | The Guardian

So in his case it was just a grabbing of the genitals. Still an abuse but not really an assault. That is what I wonder about all the other cases. I can not imagine an actual anal rape. Or being forced somehow to give a bj.

I thought we all agreed the "it wasn't rape rape" comment was laughably stupid and nobody would be dumb enough to repeat it but here we are.


And rape or rape rape isn't even being called here.  It's sexual assault which be different things.  And when every visit to the doctor regardless of the injury being investigated results in stripping naked and possibly a digital prostate exam.  That's sexual assault.
 
2022-09-29 2:42:21 PM  
From an SI article in 2020

The slightly-built doctor with the heavily gelled hair who could be alternatively charming and prickly, and spoke in an effeminate voice edged in awkward nervousness? Who would not only lurk during practices, sitting naked on locker room benches, but then shower alongside the athletes? Who fondled athletes' genitals during examinations, regardless of their injury? For years, Strauss and his "handsiness" as more than one former Buckeye athlete put it to Sports Illustrated, made for both an open secret and a running joke within the OSU athletic department.

So much so that each sport seemed to have coined a different shorthand for Strauss. For athletes in one sport he was "Dr. Feel Good." For another, he was "Dr. Jelly Fingers." There was also "Dr. Balls," "Dr. Nuts" and "Dr. Drop-Your-Drawers." Some OSU coaches used the mock threat of "having to see Dr. Strauss" as motivation to make their athletes run faster or practice harder.


But do please continue to Farksplain why this is just fine and dandy.
 
2022-09-29 3:10:36 PM  

virulent_loser: first, wow. just wow. way to "it wasn't THAT bad" it.


He just wants you to know that Real Men have a way of shutting that whole thing down.
 
2022-09-29 3:51:10 PM  

WickerNipple: virulent_loser: first, wow. just wow. way to "it wasn't THAT bad" it.

He just wants you to know that Real Men have a way of shutting that whole thing down.


Plus it's an Alpha Male sport, you wouldn't understand.
 
2022-09-29 4:27:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: UNC_Samurai: Peter von Nostrand: JAGChem82: Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?

Baylor and Ken Starr's hopefully maggot infested corpse disagree.

Southern schools like Baylor & LSU are different.  They cover up sexual abuse by athletes.  Up north it's all about covering up abuse by employees and doctors.

And in the Pac10, it's about not caring and giving the athlete a slap on the wrist so as not to jeopardize his future.


That's not really fair because Stanford banned him from campus not long after his arrest. The criminal court judge is the asshole in the Turner case.
 
2022-09-29 6:01:25 PM  

FarkingChas: Incog_Neeto: FarkingChas: I wonder what the abuse was. How do you sexually abuse adult males? Was he just fondling them? I doubt he could get away with actually butt farking them. Or giving them a bj. But I have never seen the explanation.
Enquiring minds want to know.

Actor Terry Crews: I was sexually assaulted by Hollywood executive | Movies | The Guardian

So in his case it was just a grabbing of the genitals. Still an abuse but not really an assault. That is what I wonder about all the other cases. I can not imagine an actual anal rape. Or being forced somehow to give a bj.


What is your problem?  They were sexually assaulted, why are you trying to parse this down to something meaningful for YOU?

Just grabbing of genitals?  WTF?
 
2022-09-29 6:41:27 PM  

JAGChem82: Ohio State
Penn State
Michigan State
Michigan

Damn, did the B1G universities have all the sex offenders back in the day?


By Big 10 they meant age. It's right there in the name.
 
2022-09-29 7:05:36 PM  

UNC_Samurai: From an SI article in 2020

The slightly-built doctor with the heavily gelled hair who could be alternatively charming and prickly, and spoke in an effeminate voice edged in awkward nervousness? Who would not only lurk during practices, sitting naked on locker room benches, but then shower alongside the athletes? Who fondled athletes' genitals during examinations, regardless of their injury? For years, Strauss and his "handsiness" as more than one former Buckeye athlete put it to Sports Illustrated, made for both an open secret and a running joke within the OSU athletic department.

So much so that each sport seemed to have coined a different shorthand for Strauss. For athletes in one sport he was "Dr. Feel Good." For another, he was "Dr. Jelly Fingers." There was also "Dr. Balls," "Dr. Nuts" and "Dr. Drop-Your-Drawers." Some OSU coaches used the mock threat of "having to see Dr. Strauss" as motivation to make their athletes run faster or practice harder.

But do please continue to Farksplain why this is just fine and dandy.


And if the coaches knew enough about it to threaten the athletes to perform better......there should be no way Ohio State gets out of this without massive loss of funds or more.
 
2022-09-29 9:10:42 PM  
The problem is Republican officials who promote socialized minor league football in every state.  To the level that the HIGHEST paid public official in a majority of states is a minor league football coach.

And it also leads to pedophilia, as predicted by QAnon.
 
2022-09-29 11:04:33 PM  

Omnivorous: The problem is Republican officials who promote socialized minor league football in every state.  To the level that the HIGHEST paid public official in a majority of states is a minor league football coach.

And it also leads to pedophilia, as predicted by QAnon.


Minor league?
 
2022-09-30 8:07:54 AM  

Omnivorous: the HIGHEST paid public official in a majority of states is a minor league football coach.


Not this crap again
 
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