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(KGW Portland)   Portland's professional cuddler quits. Ironically, she sounds like she needs a hug   (kgw.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Hug, Samantha Hess, people's homes, business idea, cuddling session, first time, movie theaters, social media  
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1063 clicks; posted to Business » on 29 Sep 2022 at 2:29 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-29 12:06:54 PM  
As an agent of "Big Cuddle" this is where I swoop in and buy up all the slightly damaged and discount cuddles.

You cuddle with the sharks you're eventually going to end up as cuddle-chum.  I don't make the rules, it's a dog-hug-dog world out there.
 
2022-09-29 1:34:12 PM  

brap: As an agent of "Big Cuddle" this is where I swoop in and buy up all the slightly damaged and discount cuddles.

You cuddle with the sharks you're eventually going to end up as cuddle-chum.  I don't make the rules, it's a dog-hug-dog world out there.


You're operating on the assumption that cuddles are a fungible asset. I think you're about to lose your shirt.
 
2022-09-29 2:36:34 PM  
I need this. maybe they could set up a local service in a mall.
A what? Ask your parents.
 
2022-09-29 3:01:17 PM  
I was expecting a Golden Retriever or maybe a Chocolate Lab.
 
2022-09-29 4:27:41 PM  
I have a competing service, but I get a bit "handsy".  Since I'm still at it I can only conclude the people have spoken.
 
2022-09-29 4:54:29 PM  
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2022-09-29 5:39:11 PM  
What if I sport a chub? I mean YOU. What if YOU just accidentally sported a chub?? Wouldn't you be embarrassed??
 
2022-09-29 6:40:30 PM  

ThomasPaineTrain: brap: As an agent of "Big Cuddle" this is where I swoop in and buy up all the slightly damaged and discount cuddles.

You cuddle with the sharks you're eventually going to end up as cuddle-chum.  I don't make the rules, it's a dog-hug-dog world out there.

You're operating on the assumption that cuddles are a fungible asset. I think you're about to lose your shirt.


This is why the smart money invests in NFTs (Non Fungible Tickles).
 
2022-09-29 9:17:23 PM  

ThomasPaineTrain: brap: As an agent of "Big Cuddle" this is where I swoop in and buy up all the slightly damaged and discount cuddles.

You cuddle with the sharks you're eventually going to end up as cuddle-chum.  I don't make the rules, it's a dog-hug-dog world out there.

You're operating on the assumption that cuddles are a fungible asset. I think you're about to lose your shirt.


That's why I'm diversifying my portfolio. I've sold off most of my cuddle futures in order to invest in snuggles, nuzzles and snoozles.
 
2022-09-30 12:14:20 AM  

BlazeTrailer: I have a competing service, but I get a bit "handsy".  Since I'm still at it I can only conclude the people have spoken.


I'm not sure masturbation counts, though it should!
 
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