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2022-09-29 1:19:21 PM  
Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.
 
2022-09-29 1:20:26 PM  
i cringed when i saw this...on twitter like a week ago.
then again on reddit a few days ago.
then again when it made the repost rounds on both of those.

and here we are.
 
2022-09-29 1:23:10 PM  

SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.


Gotta hate Freudian slips. They can really mess up your whole gay.
 
2022-09-29 1:23:54 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.

Gotta hate Freudian slips. They can really mess up your whole gay.


It's when I say one thing when I'm thinking about your mother.
 
2022-09-29 1:25:09 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.

Gotta hate Freudian slips. They can really mess up your whole gay.


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2022-09-29 1:25:16 PM  

SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.


For what logical reason would you put yourself on camera pretending to be that racist?

Especially given that most people are taking this at face value ?

Your job pays too well and you need an involuntary vacation?

Most videos that are faked like this, like that one with the disabled person being heckled by a Karen blur the face to prevent issues biting them in real life
 
2022-09-29 1:25:29 PM  

SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.


You don't even need to be racist to have this happen. All you have to do is waffle for just a moment on which word you are going to use ("neighbors" or some other innocuous word) and you decide on neighbors, accidentally start to say the other word and switch mid-syllable to what you intended to say, and you get something completely different to anything you were actually thinking. It's really easy to do if you're trying to talk spontaneously but aren't naturally comfortable with it.
 
2022-09-29 1:25:52 PM  
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2022-09-29 1:28:37 PM  

barc0001: SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.

For what logical reason would you put yourself on camera pretending to be that racist?

Especially given that most people are taking this at face value ?

Your job pays too well and you need an involuntary vacation?

Most videos that are faked like this, like that one with the disabled person being heckled by a Karen blur the face to prevent issues biting them in real life


All "racist" incidents are fake. Racism is a false social construct invented by Jussie Smollet types to tear white people down and make their children feel bad.
 
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2022-09-29 1:28:45 PM  
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2022-09-29 1:28:59 PM  

wxboy: You don't even need to be racist to have this happen. All you have to do is waffle for just a moment on which word you are going to use ("neighbors" or some other innocuous word) and you decide on neighbors, accidentally start to say the other word and switch mid-syllable to what you intended to say, and you get something completely different to anything you were actually thinking. It's really easy to do if you're trying to talk spontaneously but aren't naturally comfortable with it.


2 things.

1. "the other word" that he immediately stumbled on is a word that shouldn't be floating around in his head-meat.

2. A salesperson who is not naturally comfortable with speaking spontaneously is a bad salesperson.

So he's now got TWO reasons to fire him.
 
2022-09-29 1:28:59 PM  
"Pink Energy does not comment on the activities of other companies' employees. The shirt he is wearing is not a Pink Energy shirt and appears to have another company name on it. The individual in the video does not and has never worked for Pink Energy."

We got ourselves a mystery here.
 
2022-09-29 1:29:30 PM  

SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.


Yep, completely fake.  As fake as a 20 dollar bill I know is fake so I wait around for the cops to come and murder me while they torture me.
🤔🙄🍽 🍆
 
2022-09-29 1:30:02 PM  
It can happen...reminded me of this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5maLw94Nfew
 
2022-09-29 1:32:01 PM  
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2022-09-29 1:33:15 PM  
Old Joke:

Guy 1: Man, I really embarrassed myself with a Freudian slip the other day.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: I was at the airport trying to by tickets and the ticketing agent was a beautiful, voluptuous woman. Instead of saying  "I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh", I said "I'd like two pickets to Titsburgh". I was so embarrassed.

Guy 2: I know how you feel. I had a similar experience at breakfast yesterday. I looked at my wife and instead of saying "Please pass the orange juice", I said "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU BIATCH!"
 
2022-09-29 1:34:33 PM  

barc0001: SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.

For what logical reason would you put yourself on camera pretending to be that racist?

Especially given that most people are taking this at face value ?

Your job pays too well and you need an involuntary vacation?

Most videos that are faked like this, like that one with the disabled person being heckled by a Karen blur the face to prevent issues biting them in real life


Off the top of my conspiracy theory-minded head, maybe it's a conservative influencer trying to associate solar power with racism?  Who would name their solar company Pink Energy?

There are weird advertisements around Detroit trying to associate neighborhood gangs with Biden.

Or, the employee of Pink Energy decided THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY and some dog is very lucky he wasn't around to be shagged in front of a doorbell camera.
 
2022-09-29 1:34:46 PM  
"I'm a ray-diddly-acist!"

 
2022-09-29 1:34:59 PM  

wxboy: SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.

You don't even need to be racist to have this happen. All you have to do is waffle for just a moment on which word you are going to use ("neighbors" or some other innocuous word) and you decide on neighbors, accidentally start to say the other word and switch mid-syllable to what you intended to say, and you get something completely different to anything you were actually thinking. It's really easy to do if you're trying to talk spontaneously but aren't naturally comfortable with it.


The odd thing is to me, he didn't really need neighbors.  Which tells me, all things aside, he was there to lie. Dishonest people use too many words. Panhandling farks are the worst. They have a long ass story with too many words. Too many everything.  Explaining and explaining the explain.
I have a rule.  If you can't ask in two complete sentences fark you.
 
2022-09-29 1:35:28 PM  

BeesNuts: wxboy: You don't even need to be racist to have this happen. All you have to do is waffle for just a moment on which word you are going to use ("neighbors" or some other innocuous word) and you decide on neighbors, accidentally start to say the other word and switch mid-syllable to what you intended to say, and you get something completely different to anything you were actually thinking. It's really easy to do if you're trying to talk spontaneously but aren't naturally comfortable with it.

2 things.

1. "the other word" that he immediately stumbled on is a word that shouldn't be floating around in his head-meat.

2. A salesperson who is not naturally comfortable with speaking spontaneously is a bad salesperson.

So he's now got TWO reasons to fire him.


Yes on the second point. On the first, it isn't that he stumbled on that word randomoly; "neighbors" and that other word are close enough that if you start in on some word with a "G" second syllable and try to switch over to "neighbors" that it can happen. And it isn't like it's a word that shouldn't even be in his head ever; we all know what the word is - it's already in all of our heads. He knew as soon as it left his mouth what had happened. That's why the immediate apology came next.
 
2022-09-29 1:35:39 PM  

SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out.


I grew up near onion farms. As a dumbass kid, calling someone an onion farmer was hilariously insulting (I'm not proud), especially when talking about the elementary school bully (who was indeed from an onion farming family).
Flash ahead many years, my wife marries an onion farmer. Nicest guy in the world, I don't even think about it.
Flash ahead a few more years, I get along great with my bro-in-law. Sis and I are reminiscing about our school days, and she brings up the bully's name. I hadn't even thought of him in decades. Without even thinking, my primitive 10-year-old brain makes me blurt out, "That onion farmer?" in a condescending tone.

*record scratch*

I was mortified.
My sister was pissed.
Luckily b-i-l laughed.
 
2022-09-29 1:36:50 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Madman drummers bummers: SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.

Gotta hate Freudian slips. They can really mess up your whole gay.

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2022-09-29 1:38:14 PM  
I'm going to go with fake on this one, because everything about this is just too sketchy.

That said, what kind of moron do you have to be to take part in this.  I don't care if your friend said it's okay to say it, or if you're just playing a role, that's the kind of thing that you just don't do.  Hell, even for stage and film productions where it's in the damn script, folks often have a hard time saying it, and for damn good reason.

Don't care if you're trying to be funny, or to make a point, that's just low class.  And unacceptable.

Now if by some happenstance beyond all reasoning this turns out to be real?  Dude, just go home and rethink your life.  I think society can do without you for a while until you understand why what you said was wrong.
 
2022-09-29 1:38:36 PM  

Petite Mel: SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out.

I grew up near onion farms. As a dumbass kid, calling someone an onion farmer was hilariously insulting (I'm not proud), especially when talking about the elementary school bully (who was indeed from an onion farming family).
Flash ahead many years, my wife marries an onion farmer. Nicest guy in the world, I don't even think about it.
Flash ahead a few more years, I get along great with my bro-in-law. Sis and I are reminiscing about our school days, and she brings up the bully's name. I hadn't even thought of him in decades. Without even thinking, my primitive 10-year-old brain makes me blurt out, "That onion farmer?" in a condescending tone.

*record scratch*

I was mortified.
My sister was pissed.
Luckily b-i-l laughed.


In my high school, farmers & business owners were the rich folks, while factory workers and everyone else were the poor folks, and the kids of the farmers & business owners never let you forget that.
 
2022-09-29 1:38:51 PM  

litespeed74: It can happen...reminded me of this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5maLw94Nfew


That's so heterosexual.  Man. It's left me blind. I mean speechless 🙊 🤣
 
2022-09-29 1:44:18 PM  
What up my Neighbor?
 
2022-09-29 1:44:47 PM  
"Wow, a black person in this neighborhood!  Don't say n***er.  Don't say n&*&eR."

"Dammit!  So I guess you're not interested in buying my solar panels then?"
 
2022-09-29 1:47:04 PM  

FormlessOne: Petite Mel: SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out.

I grew up near onion farms. As a dumbass kid, calling someone an onion farmer was hilariously insulting (I'm not proud), especially when talking about the elementary school bully (who was indeed from an onion farming family).
Flash ahead many years, my wife marries an onion farmer. Nicest guy in the world, I don't even think about it.
Flash ahead a few more years, I get along great with my bro-in-law. Sis and I are reminiscing about our school days, and she brings up the bully's name. I hadn't even thought of him in decades. Without even thinking, my primitive 10-year-old brain makes me blurt out, "That onion farmer?" in a condescending tone.

*record scratch*

I was mortified.
My sister was pissed.
Luckily b-i-l laughed.

In my high school, farmers & business owners were the rich folks, while factory workers and everyone else were the poor folks, and the kids of the farmers & business owners never let you forget that.


Your wife did what now?
 
2022-09-29 1:47:32 PM  

Glitchwerks: [Fark user image image 600x900]


The Cop-out of every racist.  That lie will definitely die hard. Because it moonlights as be ture. But, has no credibility Because its on looper; and that's an armageddon on logic. People think it's unbreakable but anyone with a sixth sense knows it's pulp fiction recited  only to 12 monkeys.
 
2022-09-29 1:49:15 PM  

wxboy: BeesNuts: wxboy: You don't even need to be racist to have this happen. All you have to do is waffle for just a moment on which word you are going to use ("neighbors" or some other innocuous word) and you decide on neighbors, accidentally start to say the other word and switch mid-syllable to what you intended to say, and you get something completely different to anything you were actually thinking. It's really easy to do if you're trying to talk spontaneously but aren't naturally comfortable with it.

2 things.

1. "the other word" that he immediately stumbled on is a word that shouldn't be floating around in his head-meat.

2. A salesperson who is not naturally comfortable with speaking spontaneously is a bad salesperson.

So he's now got TWO reasons to fire him.

Yes on the second point. On the first, it isn't that he stumbled on that word randomoly; "neighbors" and that other word are close enough that if you start in on some word with a "G" second syllable and try to switch over to "neighbors" that it can happen. And it isn't like it's a word that shouldn't even be in his head ever; we all know what the word is - it's already in all of our heads. He knew as soon as it left his mouth what had happened. That's why the immediate apology came next.


🙄
 
2022-09-29 1:49:20 PM  

admiral_neckbeard: FormlessOne: Petite Mel: SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out.

I grew up near onion farms. As a dumbass kid, calling someone an onion farmer was hilariously insulting (I'm not proud), especially when talking about the elementary school bully (who was indeed from an onion farming family).
Flash ahead many years, my wife marries an onion farmer. Nicest guy in the world, I don't even think about it.
Flash ahead a few more years, I get along great with my bro-in-law. Sis and I are reminiscing about our school days, and she brings up the bully's name. I hadn't even thought of him in decades. Without even thinking, my primitive 10-year-old brain makes me blurt out, "That onion farmer?" in a condescending tone.

*record scratch*

I was mortified.
My sister was pissed.
Luckily b-i-l laughed.

In my high school, farmers & business owners were the rich folks, while factory workers and everyone else were the poor folks, and the kids of the farmers & business owners never let you forget that.

Your wife did what now?


Wow, talk about freudian slip!
I meant my sister, of course.
 
2022-09-29 1:50:19 PM  
also, what's with this site and their embedded links in the story that go to only very very slightly tangentially related articles? just click-bait, traffic-driving, bs?

anyway, this whole thing reminds me of an old racist joke:

"What's a word that starts with 'N' that you never, EVER want to call a black person?"


(neighbor)


i'll see myself out.
 
2022-09-29 1:50:44 PM  

Petite Mel: SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out.

I grew up near onion farms. As a dumbass kid, calling someone an onion farmer was hilariously insulting (I'm not proud), especially when talking about the elementary school bully (who was indeed from an onion farming family).
Flash ahead many years, my wife marries an onion farmer. Nicest guy in the world, I don't even think about it.
Flash ahead a few more years, I get along great with my bro-in-law. Sis and I are reminiscing about our school days, and she brings up the bully's name. I hadn't even thought of him in decades. Without even thinking, my primitive 10-year-old brain makes me blurt out, "That onion farmer?" in a condescending tone.

*record scratch*

I was mortified.
My sister was pissed.
Luckily b-i-l laughed.


Someone wants to bone their sister.  I mean marry their sister.
 
2022-09-29 1:50:44 PM  

wxboy: SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.

You don't even need to be racist to have this happen. All you have to do is waffle for just a moment on which word you are going to use ("neighbors" or some other innocuous word) and you decide on neighbors, accidentally start to say the other word and switch mid-syllable to what you intended to say, and you get something completely different to anything you were actually thinking. It's really easy to do if you're trying to talk spontaneously but aren't naturally comfortable with it.


No man.  The 'g' in neighbor is silent.  There's no way you say n-word by mistake when you are going for neighbor.  That would take some kind of aphasia that even Dr. House couldn't figure out.
 
2022-09-29 1:51:39 PM  

wxboy: On the first, it isn't that he stumbled on that word randomoly; "neighbors" and that other word are close enough that if you start in on some word with a "G" second syllable and try to switch over to "neighbors" that it can happen.


I mean.  No?  They just aren't, dude.  I'm not buying that this can just happen.  At all.  As "Michael" said, that isn't a word that just slips out unless you've been saying it for a very long time.
 
2022-09-29 1:51:50 PM  

Petite Mel: SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out.

I grew up near onion farms. As a dumbass kid, calling someone an onion farmer was hilariously insulting (I'm not proud), especially when talking about the elementary school bully (who was indeed from an onion farming family).
Flash ahead many years, my wife marries an onion farmer. Nicest guy in the world, I don't even think about it.
Flash ahead a few more years, I get along great with my bro-in-law. Sis and I are reminiscing about our school days, and she brings up the bully's name. I hadn't even thought of him in decades. Without even thinking, my primitive 10-year-old brain makes me blurt out, "That onion farmer?" in a condescending tone.

*record scratch*

I was mortified.
My sister was pissed.
Luckily b-i-l laughed.


You could always tell the onion farmers because they tied onions on their belts - that was the style at the time.
 
2022-09-29 1:53:07 PM  

meathome: I'm going to go with fake on this one, because everything about this is just too sketchy.

That said, what kind of moron do you have to be to take part in this.  I don't care if your friend said it's okay to say it, or if you're just playing a role, that's the kind of thing that you just don't do.  Hell, even for stage and film productions where it's in the damn script, folks often have a hard time saying it, and for damn good reason.

Don't care if you're trying to be funny, or to make a point, that's just low class.  And unacceptable.

Now if by some happenstance beyond all reasoning this turns out to be real?  Dude, just go home and rethink your life.  I think society can do without you for a while until you understand why what you said was wrong.


Hay maybe this was produced by Quentin Tarantino. Now it makes sense.  And we all know Quentin Tarantino isn't racist.
 
2022-09-29 1:53:26 PM  
"Nah man, that wasn't even ..."

I wanted to hear him keep digging.  That wasn't even what?
 
2022-09-29 1:55:08 PM  

SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip.


It's more like a run of the mill malapropism, and it might also be Freudian slip. The words are similar enough to qualify. It's not like he was trying to say baseball and blurted out the n-word instead.

meathome: Dude, just go home and rethink your life.  I think society can do without you for a while until you understand why what you said was wrong.


Did you watch the video? The guy wasn't waiting around for someone to give him a gold star sticker. He knew he farked up.
 
2022-09-29 1:56:54 PM  

wxboy: BeesNuts: wxboy: You don't even need to be racist to have this happen. All you have to do is waffle for just a moment on which word you are going to use ("neighbors" or some other innocuous word) and you decide on neighbors, accidentally start to say the other word and switch mid-syllable to what you intended to say, and you get something completely different to anything you were actually thinking. It's really easy to do if you're trying to talk spontaneously but aren't naturally comfortable with it.

2 things.

1. "the other word" that he immediately stumbled on is a word that shouldn't be floating around in his head-meat.

2. A salesperson who is not naturally comfortable with speaking spontaneously is a bad salesperson.

So he's now got TWO reasons to fire him.

Yes on the second point. On the first, it isn't that he stumbled on that word randomoly; "neighbors" and that other word are close enough that if you start in on some word with a "G" second syllable and try to switch over to "neighbors" that it can happen. And it isn't like it's a word that shouldn't even be in his head ever; we all know what the word is - it's already in all of our heads. He knew as soon as it left his mouth what had happened. That's why the immediate apology came next.


On I know he didn't stumble on the word *randomly*.  Trust me.  As to the rest of your point, the second syllable of neighbor starts with "b", not "g".

He apologized to avoid having his teeth pushed out through the back of his skull.
 
2022-09-29 1:57:01 PM  

Petite Mel: .

Your wife did what now?

Wow, talk about freudian slip!
I meant my sister, of course.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're my kinda of neighba.  Hard A. Homie.
 
2022-09-29 1:59:15 PM  

Graffito: All you have to do is waffle for just a moment on which word you are going to use ("neighbors" or some other innocuous word) and you decide on neighbors, accidentally start to say the other word and switch mid-syllable to what you intended to say, and you get something completely different to anything you were actually thinking. It's really easy to do if you're trying to talk spontaneously but aren't naturally comfortable with it.

No man.  The 'g' in neighbor is silent.  There's no way you say n-word by mistake when you are going for neighbor.  That would take some kind of aphasia that even Dr. House couldn't figure out.


Right?
Crackers, I mean Pinkys always trying to logic twist out of showing their ass.
 
2022-09-29 1:59:49 PM  

waxbeans: Glitchwerks: [Fark user image image 600x900]

The Cop-out of every racist.  That lie will definitely die hard. Because it moonlights as be ture. But, has no credibility Because its on looper; and that's an armageddon on logic. People think it's unbreakable but anyone with a sixth sense knows it's pulp fiction recited  only to 12 monkeys.


Holy shiat that took some work
 
2022-09-29 2:00:23 PM  

SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.


Big if true, you got proof? Given how many dipshiats who get comfortable throwing that one around when online or with their equally racist buddies it don't seem at all unlikely.
 
2022-09-29 2:02:12 PM  

middleoftheday: wxboy: On the first, it isn't that he stumbled on that word randomoly; "neighbors" and that other word are close enough that if you start in on some word with a "G" second syllable and try to switch over to "neighbors" that it can happen.

I mean.  No?  They just aren't, dude.  I'm not buying that this can just happen.  At all.  As "Michael" said, that isn't a word that just slips out unless you've been saying it for a very long time.


To be fair, I didn't use the word at all, except when singing alone with rap music in the 1980s. But I lived in Dallas for a while. And when I moved back to San Antonio I realized it was in my vocabulary.
/
On a side note San Antonio is very segregated compared to Dallas.
 
2022-09-29 2:03:14 PM  

Petite Mel: admiral_neckbeard: FormlessOne: Petite Mel: SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out.

I grew up near onion farms. As a dumbass kid, calling someone an onion farmer was hilariously insulting (I'm not proud), especially when talking about the elementary school bully (who was indeed from an onion farming family).
Flash ahead many years, my wife marries an onion farmer. Nicest guy in the world, I don't even think about it.
Flash ahead a few more years, I get along great with my bro-in-law. Sis and I are reminiscing about our school days, and she brings up the bully's name. I hadn't even thought of him in decades. Without even thinking, my primitive 10-year-old brain makes me blurt out, "That onion farmer?" in a condescending tone.

*record scratch*

I was mortified.
My sister was pissed.
Luckily b-i-l laughed.

In my high school, farmers & business owners were the rich folks, while factory workers and everyone else were the poor folks, and the kids of the farmers & business owners never let you forget that.

Your wife did what now?

Wow, talk about freudian slip!
I meant my sister, of course.


I meant my wife... *slap*
I meant my sister... *slap*
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I meant my wife and my sister!
 
2022-09-29 2:03:53 PM  

Lsherm: SMB2811: However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip.

It's more like a run of the mill malapropism, and it might also be Freudian slip. The words are similar enough to qualify. It's not like he was trying to say baseball and blurted out the n-word instead.

meathome: Dude, just go home and rethink your life.  I think society can do without you for a while until you understand why what you said was wrong.

Did you watch the video? The guy wasn't waiting around for someone to give him a gold star sticker. He knew he farked up.


It's interesting to read people defend this 🤔
 
2022-09-29 2:05:04 PM  

BeesNuts: He apologized to avoid having his teeth pushed out through the back of his skull.


💯💢💣
 
2022-09-29 2:07:48 PM  

PirateKing: Madman drummers bummers: SMB2811: Money is on fake.

However, it can really happen, it's called a freudian slip. That's why you shouldn't be so free and casual about saying things you don't want others to hear. When you're not being careful, the normal you comes out. Stop being a racist asshole and you don't have to worry about appearing to be a racist asshole.

But again this, fake.

Gotta hate Freudian slips. They can really mess up your whole gay.

It's when I say one thing when I'm thinking about your mother.


Freud's mom must have been so hot!
 
2022-09-29 2:08:37 PM  

waxbeans: It's interesting to read people defend this 🤔


I'm not defending it, there was just another term to describe it. A more accurate one. Regardless, your tongue can't slip on a word that isn't bouncing around your head in the first place.

As for the gold star comment, it seemed to me that the guy understood what he did was wrong. Did you watch the video? Are you under the impression that he's cheering himself for using a racial slur?
 
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