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(MSN)   Joke's on him, Obama used all the toilets   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-09-29 9:57:43 AM  
TFG just fills his depends and only used toilets to flush his orders from his master.
 
2022-09-29 11:34:31 AM  
But don't you dare call them racists.
 
2022-09-29 1:48:34 PM  
obama probably spent less time in any given bathroom in 8 years than trump did in 1 twitter rant session
 
2022-09-29 1:50:26 PM  
Dump's a bigot?

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2022-09-29 1:51:09 PM  
I'm quite sure Trump had contractors gild and install a 10-gallon per flush model from the 1950s before his arrival to the WH.
 
2022-09-29 1:51:22 PM  

NewportBarGuy: But don't you dare call them racists.


This is, by FAR, the weirdest feature of racism in the US.

Can't poop where a black man pooped.

It *feels* like there's some fetishism underneath it, but I'm not nearly disturbed enough to properly nail the fetish down.
 
2022-09-29 1:52:14 PM  
Obama bugged everything but the toilets, nobody wants to hear that!
 
2022-09-29 1:52:15 PM  
Probably true.  They most likely had to install a larger and more sturdy toilet for his fat orange ass.  That one from Married with Children that could flush 2 dozen golf balls or whatever.
 
2022-09-29 1:53:29 PM  
To be fair, who would want to use a toilet after the orange one defiled it?
 
2022-09-29 1:53:31 PM  
"Trump periodically told visitors that his White House workspace had a "secret bathroom,"

Narrator:  The room, was, in fact, not a bathroom, but a closet -- and the cleaning staff began to develop PTSD symptoms.
 
2022-09-29 1:53:32 PM  

BeesNuts: NewportBarGuy: But don't you dare call them racists.

This is, by FAR, the weirdest feature of racism in the US.

Can't poop where a black man pooped.

It *feels* like there's some fetishism underneath it, but I'm not nearly disturbed enough to properly nail the fetish down.


A thing where he hates non-whites and has a scat fetish so he stays away from the black man's poop.

Wait, no.  Pee fetish with Trump.
 
2022-09-29 1:53:34 PM  
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2022-09-29 1:54:10 PM  
And the Obama's had sex in every room of the Presidential quarters.  I know I would have as Michelle is a hotty.
 
2022-09-29 1:54:49 PM  

BeesNuts: NewportBarGuy: But don't you dare call them racists.

This is, by FAR, the weirdest feature of racism in the US.

Can't poop where a black man pooped.

It *feels* like there's some fetishism underneath it, but I'm not nearly disturbed enough to properly nail the fetish down.


Lemme paraphrase... their fear of black men is located in their own butts.  They obsess and obsess about black men and their own exposed butts...
 
2022-09-29 1:55:16 PM  

Ol' Derpy Bastard: [Fark user image 244x247]


some BODY once told me
 
2022-09-29 1:55:24 PM  
Trump deserved only a leaky chamber pot. In fact, make that the family coat-of-arms.
 
2022-09-29 1:56:01 PM  

2wolves: And the Obama's had sex in every room of the Presidential quarters.  I know I would have as Michelle is a hotty.


Bet the daughters thought that was neat
 
2022-09-29 1:56:42 PM  
Republicans seem obsessed with butt stuff.
 
2022-09-29 1:58:25 PM  

debug: Probably true.  They most likely had to install a larger and more sturdy toilet for his fat orange ass.  That one from Married with Children that could flush 2 dozen golf balls or whatever.


Massive Ferguson.

Upgraded. Obvs.
 
2022-09-29 1:59:03 PM  
Ugh!  Once again, Fark is calling Trump a racist.  Look, libs, just because Trump has the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities, especially so as to distinguish them as inferior or superior to one another, along with prejudice, discrimination, and antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized, Fark calls him a racist.  Sad!
 
2022-09-29 1:59:47 PM  
This seems to be part of the "Great Again" that the MAGAts long for.

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2022-09-29 2:00:22 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Ugh!  Once again, Fark is calling Trump a racist.  Look, libs, just because Trump has the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities, especially so as to distinguish them as inferior or superior to one another, along with prejudice, discrimination, and antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized, Fark calls him a racist.  Sad!


They've got a lot of growing up to do.
 
2022-09-29 2:00:41 PM  
...in a row?
 
2022-09-29 2:01:06 PM  
I wouldn't want to use the same toilet Trump used. And it's not because he's white. It's because he's orange.
 
2022-09-29 2:02:19 PM  
Man, that guy must be exhausted getting up every morning knowing that he only got to serve one term, was impeached twice and that very likely Obama will outlive him by 20 years.
 
2022-09-29 2:04:16 PM  
At this rate, I could probably get a book deal

fark's sake
 
2022-09-29 2:04:26 PM  

ccsears: BeesNuts: NewportBarGuy: But don't you dare call them racists.

This is, by FAR, the weirdest feature of racism in the US.

Can't poop where a black man pooped.

It *feels* like there's some fetishism underneath it, but I'm not nearly disturbed enough to properly nail the fetish down.

Lemme paraphrase... their fear of black men is located in their own butts.  They obsess and obsess about black men and their own exposed butts...


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It's all starting to make sense.
 
2022-09-29 2:05:09 PM  

Karma Chameleon: I wouldn't want to use the same toilet Trump used. And it's not because he's white. It's because he's orange.


Orangism is racism! I will accept no further explanations.
 
2022-09-29 2:06:03 PM  
trump is the textbook example of privilege. He is ignorant, fat, stupid, spray painted, a mouthy jerk, fat neck wattle, probably stinks, stands like a centaur, has shoe lifts and all these other things going on...and yet can still find it in himself to feel he wouldn't share a toilet with a black man who was by every metric his better across the board.

I cannot wait till this asshole falls of the planet and isn't part of the daily dialogue anymore.
 
2022-09-29 2:06:14 PM  
"That water is cold! And deep!"

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2022-09-29 2:07:18 PM  

BeesNuts: ccsears: BeesNuts: NewportBarGuy: But don't you dare call them racists.

This is, by FAR, the weirdest feature of racism in the US.

Can't poop where a black man pooped.

It *feels* like there's some fetishism underneath it, but I'm not nearly disturbed enough to properly nail the fetish down.

Lemme paraphrase... their fear of black men is located in their own butts.  They obsess and obsess about black men and their own exposed butts...

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It's all starting to make sense.


I realized that image alone might be too old and obscure.  It's the "Poop back and forth forever." clip from Me, You and Everyone We Know and now the joke is dead.
 
2022-09-29 2:07:24 PM  
Yes, but who used TFG as their toilet?
 
2022-09-29 2:07:57 PM  

Karma Chameleon: I wouldn't want to use the same toilet Trump used. And it's not because he's white. It's because he's orange.


I wouldn't want to as he probably clogged it beyond repair.
 
2022-09-29 2:08:37 PM  

LL316: Yes, but who used TFG as their toilet?


Putin???
 
2022-09-29 2:09:09 PM  
Trump is scared Obama reached the porcelain ?
 
2022-09-29 2:09:25 PM  

LL316: Yes, but who used TFG as their toilet?


Russian prostitutes.
 
2022-09-29 2:10:05 PM  
LoL, damn Obama must have gotten under his skin pretty good. And all for clowning on him for his ridiculous birth certificate claims. Well that and having too much melanin.
 
2022-09-29 2:10:36 PM  

farkitallletitend: Republicans seem obsessed with butt stuff.


As I have said, more interested in butt-stuff than a pre-AIDS Castro bathhouse
 
2022-09-29 2:13:29 PM  
To be fair: Biden also had the toilets replaced, if only to get rid of that stale KFC fart smell.
 
2022-09-29 2:13:45 PM  
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2022-09-29 2:14:44 PM  

debug: Probably true.  They most likely had to install a larger and more sturdy toilet for his fat orange ass.  That one from Married with Children that could flush 2 dozen golf balls or whatever.


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2022-09-29 2:14:45 PM  

Ishkur: To be fair: Biden also had the toilets replaced, if only to get rid of that stale KFC fart smell.


Knowing TFG, he probably ordered his staffers to leave upper-deckers in all of the toilets on their last day before Biden moved in.
 
2022-09-29 2:15:11 PM  
I wonder how mush stuff in Maggie's Mean girls tome actually happened, how much is exaggerated third hand gossip, and how much is people who had to work for trump and hated it so much they're cooking up tales
 
2022-09-29 2:15:11 PM  

Skarekrough: Man, that guy must be exhausted getting up every morning knowing that he only got to serve one term, was impeached twice and that very likely Obama will outlive him by 20 years.


I'm sure that eats at him, but I think more so all the time he has to spend with defense lawyers--and knowing that criminal cases, some of which he might not even have realized were criminal, might come at any time.

(I'm hopeful to see the International Criminal Court call him out.)
 
2022-09-29 2:16:29 PM  

ccsears: BeesNuts: NewportBarGuy: But don't you dare call them racists.

This is, by FAR, the weirdest feature of racism in the US.

Can't poop where a black man pooped.

It *feels* like there's some fetishism underneath it, but I'm not nearly disturbed enough to properly nail the fetish down.

Lemme paraphrase... their fear of black men is located in their own butts.  They obsess and obsess about black men and their own exposed butts...


I thought they obsessed over what's up front.

You understand what I'm talking about.
 
2022-09-29 2:16:43 PM  

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Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Badand Better Call Saul.
 
2022-09-29 2:18:26 PM  

2wolves: And the Obama's had sex in every room of the Presidential quarters.  I know I would have as Michelle is a hotty.


So is Barack!
 
2022-09-29 2:22:42 PM  
And I'm sure the Boidens 'gently renewed' all the White House linens with flame throwers as soon as the Trumps left the premises.
 
2022-09-29 2:24:55 PM  
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Remember this guy? tfg made him attorney general briefly. (I know, I know, there have been so many f'ed up things it's easy to lose track.) But anyway, This guy had a MLM scam going that involved the marketing of (but not the actual manufacturing of any ever) "Big Dick" toilets. Toilets with more space between the seat and the water, if you will. As much as you, I and the rest the good gentlemen of fark may have need for this, it was a failed MLM.
I only bring this up because if tfg had renovated bathrooms in the WH, this guy would have gotten the $100,000,000 contract to install all the Crying Eagle™ MAGA Deep Dish™ toilets. We'd never stop hearing about how tfg needed just this kind of toilet. You understand what I'm talking about.
 
2022-09-29 2:25:53 PM  
He knows what the toilets have had dangling over them for the previous eight long, thick, black years, and he fears they will laugh at him. I know I would, and I'm not a toilet.
 
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