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(NBC 10 Boston)   If you steal someone's checks and forge $40,000 worth of them, do you a) confess and pay them back, b) flee justice, or c) stop. Hammer time?   (nbcboston.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Week-day names, Middlesex District Attorney Marian Ryan, Leonard Garber, 43-year-old Xiu Fang Ke, District attorney, alleged murder of a 65-year-old man, Murder, Vivian Solon  
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2022-09-29 1:37:43 PM  
Don't hurt 'em, hammer!
 
2022-09-29 1:40:46 PM  
Totally caught him by supplies.
 
2022-09-29 1:42:43 PM  
Bonus points on it being her former landlord, must have been an extra big scumbag.
 
2022-09-29 1:53:26 PM  
"She had been a tenant of his several years ago at a different property, not at the house where the incident took place. Apparently they had been friends since that time," Ryan said.

Yes. "Friends".
 
2022-09-29 1:55:15 PM  
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2022-09-29 1:58:59 PM  

groppet: Bonus points on it being her former landlord, must have been an extra big scumbag.


Playing the long con... badly, I guess.

I know people have been killing people for pennies since fiat existed, but it still pangs me every time that someone felt the need to take someone's life over getting-in-trouble for a few hundred dollars.
 
2022-09-29 2:01:06 PM  
She just wanted to make sure this Newton man understood the gravity of the situation.
 
2022-09-29 2:17:25 PM  
Depending on who you stole from, you might be wishing for the hammer.
 
2022-09-29 2:18:34 PM  

Hoblit: groppet: Bonus points on it being her former landlord, must have been an extra big scumbag.

Playing the long con... badly, I guess.

I know people have been killing people for pennies since fiat existed, but it still pangs me every time that someone felt the need to take someone's life over getting-in-trouble for a few hundred dollars.


I've always assumed the stealing was in lieu of the killing.
 
2022-09-29 2:24:00 PM  
"Prosecutors said after Garber's body was found, Ke was called to police headquarters, where she confessed."

Ahh, that's where she farked up. That's a straight up rookie mistake. Don't confess, make them work for that shiat. When a cop says "This will go much easier if you cooperate." He means for himself, not for you. And that "Confess and I'll put in a good word with the DA for you" shiat doesn't mean a damn thing, even if he actually does, you think the DA is gonna say "confessed to murder? Well I'll go easy on them in that case since they did the right thing and admitted it."? Nope. The DA will say "That idiot believed you? Then I'll be doing the world a favor by getting someone that stupid off the street."

If you're not saying "I need a lawyer." Then your mouth needs to be closed.

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2022-09-29 2:27:30 PM  

MythDragon: "Prosecutors said after Garber's body was found, Ke was called to police headquarters, where she confessed."

Ahh, that's where she farked up. That's a straight up rookie mistake. Don't confess, make them work for that shiat. When a cop says "This will go much easier if you cooperate." He means for himself, not for you. And that "Confess and I'll put in a good word with the DA for you" shiat doesn't mean a damn thing, even if he actually does, you think the DA is gonna say "confessed to murder? Well I'll go easy on them in that case since they did the right thing and admitted it."? Nope. The DA will say "That idiot believed you? Then I'll be doing the world a favor by getting someone that stupid off the street."

If you're not saying "I need a lawyer." Then your mouth needs to be closed.

/please subscribe to my newsletter for further tips on how to properly commit crimes


On a side note does this mean she needs money  for chips and soda?
 
2022-09-29 2:31:20 PM  
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2022-09-29 3:25:00 PM  
I call someone a MAGAt one time.. He thought I called him a fa**ot.  I did not realize until much later why he reacted a certain way.
 
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