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3519 clicks; posted to Politics » and Main » on 29 Sep 2022 at 10:20 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-29 8:18:39 AM  
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2022-09-29 9:03:06 AM  
I'm just waiting for Trump to blame all the carnage on DeSantis for thanking Biden.
 
2022-09-29 9:26:18 AM  
Climate change isn't an agenda; it's a fact.  Ignoring physics by flapping your arms while jumping off a building is almost as funny as ignoring climate change and continuing to live in Florida.
 
2022-09-29 9:36:52 AM  
I'm glad we're elevating the voices of complete lunatic sh*tbirds like this.

Bravo.
 
2022-09-29 9:44:22 AM  
Shouldn't she be working at the brewery?

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2022-09-29 9:46:01 AM  
From the Twitter comments:
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/lol
 
2022-09-29 9:48:19 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'm glad we're elevating the voices of complete lunatic sh*tbirds like this.

Bravo.


If we could get the other sh*tbirds to ignore them too, that would be fantastic.  But since we can't, it's probably best to keep an eye on them.
 
2022-09-29 10:20:59 AM  
Tell insurance companies it's too soon
 
2022-09-29 10:22:24 AM  
Why did Joe Biden forget to nuke the hurricane?

/wrong answers only
 
2022-09-29 10:22:34 AM  
But one    day, he coulda been the champion of the world!
 
2022-09-29 10:22:40 AM  
Why change a playbook that works flawlessly 100% of the time?
 
2022-09-29 10:23:02 AM  
Well, I wasn't ashamed. But someone told me to be ashamed in all caps. Now I'm ashamed.
 
2022-09-29 10:24:08 AM  
"People are dying"

"Yes, we should do something about it"

"No its too soon after their deaths to stop more people from dying"
 
2022-09-29 10:24:29 AM  
Who farted y'all?
 
2022-09-29 10:24:31 AM  
A Republican telling me to feel shame?

WTF does a Republican know about shame?
 
2022-09-29 10:24:46 AM  
Science is a woke CRT conspiracy.
 
2022-09-29 10:25:14 AM  
So.... The fact the hurricanes are picking up more intensity and water cause the ocean is warmer cause of climate change is a joke!?!
 
2022-09-29 10:25:32 AM  
Wat?
The only one using the Hurricane to push any sort of climate change agenda is Tucker farking Carlson
 
2022-09-29 10:25:32 AM  
She should choke on a dick at the all you can eat dick buffet.
 
2022-09-29 10:25:47 AM  

mediaho: Why change a playbook that works flawlessly 100% of the time?


We got a shiathead running for governor who thinks the Earth is 6000 years old. We got an entire party who denies climate change using a myriad of random excuses, simply because it will cost money to mitigate. How are their playbooks working so far?
 
2022-09-29 10:26:14 AM  
Joke?  No.  As always, humor is beyond your comprehension.
 
2022-09-29 10:26:49 AM  
Every time there's a catastrophic storm or another horrific school shooting, these "now is not the time" farkwads are everywhere. Have they workshopped this sort of talking point? Does that mean it actually works?

This is exactly when we should talk about climate change.
 
2022-09-29 10:26:56 AM  
Spicer is just a shiatposter who says stupid shiat to get responses so she can then complain about how mean people are to her when she says stupid shiat.
 
2022-09-29 10:27:04 AM  
Quick question. Who is this blithering farking idiot?
 
2022-09-29 10:27:55 AM  
Finger waving, morality policing, tsk, tsk, both sides are bad.

That narrows down her fark handle.
 
2022-09-29 10:28:04 AM  

koder: Climate change isn't an agenda; it's a fact.  Ignoring physics by flapping your arms while jumping off a building is almost as funny as ignoring climate change and continuing to live in Florida.


Continuing to live in Florida IS ignoring climate change.

I saw some guy on Reddit this morning talking about losing everything he had built and having to start over now homeless with a toddler and a newborn and he had edited his OP to say something like, "I know you guys are trying to help by saying at least you survived, but you don't know what this is like and it's not helping." I didn't keep reading but I hope he got piled on for buying his ticket by deciding to sink his hopes and dreams into a farking house on the beach.
 
2022-09-29 10:28:16 AM  
Subby has it right... call out the game w/o legitimizing the criticism.

This is just another example how they muddy the waters when their policies contribute to mass suffering
 
2022-09-29 10:28:27 AM  

RaptorLC: Quick question. Who is this blithering farking idiot?


Was gonna ask the same thing.
 
2022-09-29 10:28:33 AM  

Fart_Machine: Science is a woke CRT conspiracy.


Hurricanes swap genders.
 
2022-09-29 10:28:46 AM  

RaptorLC: Quick question. Who is this blithering farking idiot?


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2022-09-29 10:28:47 AM  
Anyone using yawl in their argument can go clean the outhouse
 
2022-09-29 10:28:49 AM  

Moroning: So.... The fact the hurricanes are picking up more intensity and water cause the ocean is warmer cause of climate change is a joke!?!


I was in Florida for Charley in 2004 -- this was almost the exact same track, almost. But this time it was 3x the size.

And that only happens when there is more water vapor, because the water is just that much warmer.
 
2022-09-29 10:29:13 AM  
No idea who this idiot is, however, her "making my community better" is not helped by not even knowing basic English. Just saying, ya'll.
 
2022-09-29 10:29:33 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Wat?
The only one using the Hurricane to push any sort of climate change agenda is Tucker farking Carlson


Feel like we should push an agenda. People need to stop being such colosssal morons at every opportunity and right now is a perfect time to point out that with planning and preparation for the ANNUAL STORM SEASON these states have every goddamn year then maybe things would go better for all involved. But, yeah, too soon and nobody could have predicted this barring that large group of people who continually predicted this.
 
2022-09-29 10:31:01 AM  
Observable scientific fact is not "an agenda".
 
2022-09-29 10:31:53 AM  

patrick767: Every time there's a catastrophic storm or another horrific school shooting, these "now is not the time" farkwads are everywhere. Have they workshopped this sort of talking point? Does that mean it actually works?

This is exactly when we should talk about climate change.


"Now isn't the time to talk about [current problem/tragedy] because we don't want to hear, think, or actually do anything about it!"
 
2022-09-29 10:32:16 AM  
While I know there a lots of non-ignoramuses who live in Florida, I will continue to not feel too sorry for a state whose majority of residents are impacted by events backed by overwhelming scientific evidence they refuse to accept.
 
2022-09-29 10:32:39 AM  
I don't think global climate change gives a fark what Republicans think about global climate change.
 
2022-09-29 10:32:57 AM  
GOP: 10 million illegal Mexicans just came across the border!  We gotta do something!
Me: Yesterday?  Oh, it's too soon to talk about immigration problems.
GOP:  But it's happeni...
Me: Nope, too soon.
GOP:  But if we don't do som...
Me:  How dare you use this 'border crisis' to promote your immigration agenda!  You should be ashamed!

Oddly, Republicans think the above conversation would ridiculous, because it would be.  But substitute guns or hurricanes for immigration and it makes sense to them.
 
2022-09-29 10:33:23 AM  
If you're using my cancer as an "I need treatment" agenda, then shame on you.
 
2022-09-29 10:34:04 AM  

RasIanI: Observable scientific fact is not "an agenda".


For conservatives, it is, because observing implies something has or might change, and change is the antithesis of conservation.
 
2022-09-29 10:35:05 AM  
I agree with her, though not how she'd like. If you're a person who starts yapping about climate change every time there is a disaster, I wish you'd shut the F up. If you want to talk about climate change point to rising ocean temps, talk about data collected over time. Because, the people who bring up climate change during disasters don't say a thing 5 days later.
 
2022-09-29 10:35:08 AM  
The obvious Floridian conservative response to hurricanes is to ignore calls for evacuation and marginalize how often and severe these occurrences are. Also, vote in as many professional trolls as possible.
 
2022-09-29 10:35:37 AM  
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2022-09-29 10:35:48 AM  
This has to be satire. Right? Right?
 
2022-09-29 10:36:30 AM  

patrick767: Every time there's a catastrophic storm or another horrific school shooting, these "now is not the time" farkwads are everywhere. Have they workshopped this sort of talking point? Does that mean it actually works?

This is exactly when we should talk about climate change.


"Have they workshopped this sort of talking point?"

Their gameplan is just attempting to delegitimize any conversation that addresses problems that some folks don't want to talk about -- because it makes them look bad.

Thats all this is.
 
2022-09-29 10:36:31 AM  

nytmare: mediaho: Why change a playbook that works flawlessly 100% of the time?

We got a shiathead running for governor who thinks the Earth is 6000 years old. We got an entire party who denies climate change using a myriad of random excuses, simply because it will cost money to mitigate. How are their playbooks working so far?


Their playbooks for inaction are working flawlessly.
 
2022-09-29 10:36:37 AM  

Phil McKraken: Why did Joe Biden forget to nuke the hurricane?

/wrong answers only


The man is too busy blowing up pipelines?
 
2022-09-29 10:38:39 AM  
And just who is Lavern Spicer?

Nevermind, I don't care.
 
2022-09-29 10:39:32 AM  

Majin_Buu: RaptorLC: Quick question. Who is this blithering farking idiot?

Was gonna ask the same thing.


I just did a quick search.  She is a Black Republican congressional candidate for FL's 24th district (a district of minorities in and around Miami), a Baptist, and part of the Coalition for American Heritage. Everything I read just screams "guanopsychotic".
 
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