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2022-09-29 8:12:00 AM  
Hunting Vampires?
 
2022-09-29 10:21:46 AM  
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2022-09-29 10:23:40 AM  
The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates
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2022-09-29 10:25:29 AM  
Anal sex accompanied by an ad for credit scores.  Nice.
 
2022-09-29 10:25:30 AM  
in HS i had a BF, this guy usually had three girls going at a time. not attractive, one hand always on his crotch (obsessive compulsive habitual, very off putting), mental health, alcohol and drug problems, habitual liar. he got more ass than a toilet seat. told me mouth to ass was the secret to success.
 
2022-09-29 10:26:19 AM  
Anal Sex, The Smart Choice
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2022-09-29 10:30:18 AM  
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2022-09-29 10:30:51 AM  
Eh, it's been done.

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2022-09-29 10:31:41 AM  

sinko swimo: in HS i had a BF, this guy usually had three girls going at a time. not attractive, one hand always on his crotch (obsessive compulsive habitual, very off putting), mental health, alcohol and drug problems, habitual liar. he got more ass than a toilet seat. told me mouth to ass was the secret to success.


Sounds like a sticky situation.
 
2022-09-29 10:33:22 AM  

LesterB: Eh, it's been done.

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That's quite some rebuttal, there, Gavin.
 
2022-09-29 10:34:05 AM  

BitwiseShift: Anal sex accompanied by an ad for credit scores.  Nice.


Need a helpful reach-around after getting rear ended? Don't get caught with your pants down. Check your credit score today!
 
2022-09-29 10:37:30 AM  
The great thing about anal is that if your female date doesn't agree to it, you can always ask her brother.
 
2022-09-29 10:42:26 AM  
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2022-09-29 10:44:22 AM  

TommyDeuce: Hunting Vampires?


Killing all humans.

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2022-09-29 10:48:21 AM  
I mean, really?
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/ I mean, what are we supposed to do?
 
2022-09-29 10:57:05 AM  
If you're doing butt stuff...take it easy and use waaaay too much lube.

/ I've had a couple of girlfriends who were into butt stuff
 
2022-09-29 10:58:28 AM  
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2022-09-29 11:02:01 AM  
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/something I made for another thread
 
2022-09-29 11:03:51 AM  
Hall, who identifies as a gay man, said he was in his kitchen during the pandemic when he had a "light bulb moment"

That sounds really dangerous. Those things are fragile.
 
2022-09-29 11:06:41 AM  
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2022-09-29 11:08:49 AM  
It's chopping down cherry trees, isn't it?
 
2022-09-29 11:11:06 AM  

benelane: It's chopping down cherry trees, isn't it?


Wrong president. That was Benjamin Franklin.
 
2022-09-29 11:12:05 AM  

Chemlight Battery: Hall, who identifies as a gay man, said he was in his kitchen during the pandemic when he had a "light bulb moment"

That sounds really dangerous. Those things are fragile.


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Now you tell me.
 
2022-09-29 11:13:42 AM  
I heard on the internet (of course) he was at least bi.
 
2022-09-29 11:14:18 AM  
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2022-09-29 11:16:28 AM  

VigoDeCarpathia: Chemlight Battery: Hall, who identifies as a gay man, said he was in his kitchen during the pandemic when he had a "light bulb moment"

That sounds really dangerous. Those things are fragile.

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Now you tell me.


Did his colon get a great idea?
 
2022-09-29 11:16:28 AM  

Chemlight Battery: benelane: It's chopping down cherry trees, isn't it?

Wrong president. That was Benjamin Franklin.


There is no way Ben Franklin didn't try anal sex when he was in France.
 
2022-09-29 11:20:11 AM  

elgrancerdo: I mean, really?
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/ I mean, what are we supposed to do?


Getting beaten up by her boyfriend?
 
2022-09-29 11:30:12 AM  
It's cute how every generation thinks that what they're doing is new.
 
2022-09-29 11:43:03 AM  
Well I just went down a rabbit hole, apparently in Australia men and women over 35 have the highest incidence of rimming, I was not expecting that
 
2022-09-29 12:06:03 PM  

elgrancerdo: I mean, really?
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/ I mean, what are we supposed to do?


How does anyone see images like this and not immediately "Get it"?

I remember an episode of Bill Maher where he acted all grossed out and made old-lady faces when one of his guests mentioned liking anal sex. For all of Maher's self-promotional 'Look at what an open-minded, sophisticated, swinging libertine I am' he's basically just a rich 9 year old boy who likes to smoke pot.
 
2022-09-29 12:21:00 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: elgrancerdo: I mean, really?
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/ I mean, what are we supposed to do?

How does anyone see images like this and not immediately "Get it"?

I remember an episode of Bill Maher where he acted all grossed out and made old-lady faces when one of his guests mentioned liking anal sex. For all of Maher's self-promotional 'Look at what an open-minded, sophisticated, swinging libertine I am' he's basically just a rich 9 year old boy who likes to smoke pot.


He's fallen into outright goobertude; calling him out of touch is a severe understatement at this point.
 
2022-09-29 12:25:36 PM  

spongeboob: Well I just went down a rabbit hole,


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2022-09-29 12:31:10 PM  
Everyone needs a side hustle

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2022-09-29 1:07:45 PM  
I miss read the title of this video as "Dairy Free Man Cheese", then got skerd. All because of that giant play button blocking the middle word.
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Now I will be wondering what that could be all damn day.
 
2022-09-29 1:11:08 PM  
"Everyone has a Butt"
 
2022-09-29 1:12:19 PM  

InfoFreako: LOL DNRTFA

 
2022-09-29 1:16:15 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: elgrancerdo: I mean, really?
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/ I mean, what are we supposed to do?

How does anyone see images like this and not immediately "Get it"?

I remember an episode of Bill Maher where he acted all grossed out and made old-lady faces when one of his guests mentioned liking anal sex. For all of Maher's self-promotional 'Look at what an open-minded, sophisticated, swinging libertine I am' he's basically just a rich 9 year old boy who likes to smoke pot.



I am absolutely 100% an ass-man... but (heh) it's more about the aesthetics, spanking, or ones like above walking away in a thong, or sitting down in your lap/face or getting a big handful... but actually butt play beyond a plug or something?  I'm really not into that, which may be a shame because several of my exes had world class posteriors.

Luckily most of my lady friends haven't been into it either...there were a few that really enjoyed it, but I would only begrudgingly concede to make them happy.

What I've found interesting through my last fairly busy 6 years of being single and dating though is the difference in preferences for women in different age cohorts:

Women age 35-40: A majority aren't into it and if they are, often keep it to themselves
30-35: Much larger segment of women will openly admit to be into on occasion or at least willing to if you like it
25-30: Almost all are into it at least a little bit AND are wanting to do the same things to me, including slipping a finger in when I'm not watching etc.
20-25: They will beg to eat your ass, follow bottom friendly diets "just in case" and will talk about it ALL THE TIME
 
2022-09-29 1:18:44 PM  

maxandgrinch: Everyone needs a side hustle

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Yes, but you can't go in the front of the tent.  Only through the little opening in back.
 
2022-09-29 1:58:45 PM  
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2022-09-29 4:05:56 PM  
So, what's going on in this thread?

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2022-09-29 4:48:03 PM  

spongeboob: Well I just went down a rabbit hole, apparently in Australia men and women over 35 have the highest incidence of rimming, I was not expecting that


You sure that was a rabbit hole?
 
2022-09-29 5:16:46 PM  
Well, George McClellan was a pokey-ass sumbiatch.
 
2022-09-29 6:29:20 PM  
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/not what the song is about.
 
2022-09-30 6:06:33 AM  
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2022-09-30 11:23:44 AM  

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/something I made for another thread


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